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Matt Serra Could Face Frank Trigg in a ‘Loser Finally F*cking Retires’ Match in February

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Colorful Long Island resident Matt "The Terror" Serra — who has competed at a blistering pace of one fight per year since 2005 — may have already booked his 2010 UFC appearance. According to MMA Fanhouse, Serra has verbally agreed to a bout in Las Vegas on February 6th. Though Serra wouldn’t confirm who his opponent will be, Fanhouse says Frank Trigg is a strong possibility. Which makes sense, since they’re both in their mid-30s and coming off losses and not really factors in the division anymore. The loser of that fight would probably be retired by Joe Rogan in the post-fight interview, while the winner would pretty much have to take a rematch with Matt Hughes, considering that Hughes doesn’t have any better ideas.

And that would suit Serra just fine. Since his decision loss to Hughes at UFC 98, Serra has spent his days working on his new 8,300 square-foot MMA gym ("it’s going to be the best one on Long Island, that’s for sure") and stewing over his last defeat:

"There’s no way you are going to tell me I lost that last fight. I don’t care. I mean, whatever, I don’t care what the judges say. There was one guy trying to end that and there was one guy trying to squeak out a victory, you know? And that’s pretty much my take on it. I thought I won the first and the third round…I haven’t mentioned anything about the guy publicly. I know he wants to move on. I would love a rematch because I don’t think it’s really settled."

Was it a decisive victory for Hughes? Not really. Should we be forced to sit through it again? Absolutely not. Best-case scenario: Serra beats Trigg, Phil Baroni beats Amir Sadollah at #106, and the UFC’s first New York show at Madison Square Garden features Serra vs. Baroni for Guido Champion of the World. Ohhhhh!

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jayhybrid- October 10, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Confirmed. My buddy ran into Serra @ a bar a week ago and he told him he was fighting Trigg in Feb.
Mex- October 10, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Serra needs to drop his Keebler ass back to lw and Trigg needs to... uh yeah, sorry Frank, Obama used up all the hope.
PhilDZnutts- October 10, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Why does Wand's action figure look like Randy Orton?

Oh wait...why does Serra's action figure look like Randy Orton?
TheHuytonHandGrenade- October 10, 2009 at 2:21 am
What do you mean it doesnt look like Matt Serra it has his name on his trunks duh!!!
Tigercat- October 9, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Anybody that thinks Serra deserved that decision over Hughes is crazy! No, it wasn't dominate for Hughes but he controlled Serra for most of the fight while he was in lala land due to the headbutt early in the first round. I know alot of you may not like Hughes but bottom line is serra got a break with the headbutt and had Hughes right where he wanted him but Hughes would have none of it and fought the rest of that fight off of pure heart and he "BIG BOYED" serra. Obviously Serra has seen the tape and has to be suffering from loser denial or something. If i was him, i would shut my mouth about Hughes and let that go for his own well being. I'd love to see Trigg or Baroni retire that douchebag! If he is lucky enough to get by Trigg then i'm sure Hughes wouldn't mind giving him a good ol country boy ass whoopin that he'll never forget!
LAzyMmADUde- October 9, 2009 at 8:25 pm
im gonna predict that frank trigg is gonna kick Matt serra in the balls.
Bob Reilly- October 9, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I wanna see an episode of "Inside the UFC" where Rachel Leah interviews Phil Baroni. That man cannot stop the innuendos.
GetUpAndKill- October 9, 2009 at 4:01 pm
1) The only way Baroni wins a fight from now on is during a full moon.
2) How will the NSAC address Wereguido's hair considering the new greasegate rules?
3) When Baroni turns into Wereguido, how does he manage to gel his were-body hair?
NateGetsIrate- October 9, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Ha! Good point! I guess being a wereguido isn't that great after all.
portland mma- October 9, 2009 at 3:37 pm
I agree with that formula but only because i agree to the general formula of

everyone > Baroni
NateGetsIrate- October 9, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Sorry to poop the party, but Serra v. Baroni won't happen. If you've ever studied for the LSAT then you know:

A: Sell > Baroni
B: Serra > Sell
C: Serra > Baroni

But then again I had to cancel my score, so what do i know.
ijustcreatedanaccounttocrackwise- October 9, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Hey, you finally fixed the @#$^&&* registration feature!

I was going to suggest "Bullwinkle J" Moussasi.
radiobaby- October 9, 2009 at 2:52 pm
I know this isn't what the post is about, but seriously what the hell is with Round 5, I would buy all of those figures if they LOOKED ANYTHING AT ALL REMOTELY LIKE THE FIGHTER.

Badguy- October 9, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Serra Vs Baroni would be cool!
Badguy- October 9, 2009 at 2:48 pm
LOL your write up is about spot on. Serra is retired tho he fiths as a hobby for the slush fund, he never really was back.
El Famous Burrito- October 9, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Serra vs. Baroni is actually a great idea.

This country needs a Guido Civil War to thin out their ranks a bit.
Deadpanda- October 9, 2009 at 2:33 pm

UFC 110
Serra vs. Trigg: The Biggest Loser.
Clyde- October 9, 2009 at 2:27 pm
I thought is was spelled "Terra". I also thought that was supposed to be Chris Lytle in the picture.
TimReaper87- October 9, 2009 at 2:22 pm
i agree serra won the fight, I will love to see this fight happen I think it will be exciting as hell!
NateGetsIrate- October 9, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Anyone know how Triggs got the nickname "Twinkle Toes"?
portland mma- October 9, 2009 at 2:13 pm
I'm almost convinced Serra, Trigg and Baroni are the same guy. Even though they all suck balls and lose whenever they fight they still think that they top 10 in their weight class. Baroni however has never even been a top 50 guy. He hasn't beat a guy with a winning record since Yuki Kondo in 2006. How the fuck do you get back to the UFC after beating 3 dudes with a combined record of 16-25, and then losing to Joe Riggs?
Spike- October 9, 2009 at 2:10 pm
The collectible is actual size.
BallPtPenTheif- October 9, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Really? I'm sorry but Frank Trigg is fucking done. When you wince and turn away from your opponent with a raised hand as if to say, "Hold up for a sec, that shit hurt." your fucking reactions are shot.

NateGetsIrate- October 9, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Ducking AKA fighters is one thing... but when you're ducking Matt Serra... well, that's pretty much a wrap. Ohhhh!
Emo Sux- October 9, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Confirmed via

Matt Serra has verbally agreed to fight Doink The Clown if February 2010. The loser fights Fedor in a grappling exhabition