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Maybe We Will Get to See K-1 Dynamite…Via Online Pay-Per-View

(When Bob got stood up by the captain of the football team on prom night, it was simply more than he could bear.)

With crazy freak show fights mixed in among legitimately interesting real fights at K-1 Dynamite on New Year’s Eve, we were more than a little disappointed when we heard that the event might not hit airwaves in the U.S.  This is the type of thing that usually airs on HDNet, but because Dynamite is technically not covered under HDNet’s contract with FEG it may not get shown on American TV’s at all.

Never fear, though, as MMA Payout has passed along a press release from Event Magic TV suggesting that the fight may be available via streaming online video for $29.95 on pay-per-view.  

Yippee.  Nothing quite like paying money to watch fights on the computer, especially when those same fights are likely to be available for free on the internet a day or so later.  

Look, I’m not going to judge you.  I won’t call you a loser for staying home on New Year’s Eve and paying money to sit in front of your computer and watch Bob Sapp fight a guy in a mask while the rest of the world is out partying and kissing strange girls.  I’m not going to do that, because if that’s your plan I assume you already know what a loser you are, and me pointing it out would just be mean and unnecessary.  All I’ll say is that streaming video is a crapshoot to begin with, and Bob Sapp will still be there tomorrow.  So let’s leave it at that.  I know you’ll do the right thing.   

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Jay Smith- December 23, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I got a new rule. Once you become a professional fighter, you are no longer allowed to get into the fetal position.
Jay Smith- December 23, 2008 at 8:08 am
@ Frank
At least you have boys to carry on your legacy. I have two girls............and they don't even have penises. I was gonna show them how to make Barbie put Ken in a triangle choke, but that too much resembles eating pussy. I'm doomed!!!
Hurtinunit- December 23, 2008 at 7:43 am
Oh the princess ankles can no longer bare the weight of my being....
Frank- December 23, 2008 at 4:47 am
@ Jay Smith

Talk about gettin' old, I'm now officially an "MMA Dad". Fighting days long over, I now live vicariously through my kids. I must say proudly that my whiny teenager doesn't cry even when he gets clocked at the gym. He just spits out the blood and keeps fighting. He DOES cry when I tell him to do the dishes though. I think it was Tom Hanks who said "There's no crying in MMA." Or that might have been about softball, but the point is the same.
Jay Smith- December 23, 2008 at 12:06 am
@ Dr. Gonzo
That is some funny shit!!!!

@ everyone else
It's easy to see which of us have kids after the original Drake and Josh comment. Fuck I'm gettin old..................
Blitz- December 22, 2008 at 9:18 pm
@ Scar Tissue

Yeah, they go in for some good old prison raping, Kimbo, Drake, and Josh. Kimbos gonna be sore tomorrow yee haw!
portland mma- December 22, 2008 at 8:56 pm
In conclusion i've been looking for a ufc logo stencil for jizzing on faces and apparently they're the hot toy this year, and i like fightlinker so make fun of some other canadian faggots
portland mma- December 22, 2008 at 8:53 pm
rob i would have assumed it was spelled wee wee, ask dona white.
portland mma- December 22, 2008 at 8:49 pm
I didn't even know Dona had a white cunt
Goodfella85- December 22, 2008 at 7:02 pm
I really hope rob enderle gets a free cagepotato shirt for that comment
Criminally Negligent - December 22, 2008 at 6:53 pm
The more i see of Bob Sapp, the more it becomes obvious that he didn't really have to act in the Longest Yard... he really is the big oversized guy that breaks down and cries when he gets hit in the face in real life too
Than- December 22, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Why were you watching Drake and Josh?
rob enderle- December 22, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Look, Im not going to judge you just because youre a cocksucking little weasel whose daddy played with your wiiwii a little too often but if the show is in Japan on Dec 31st at let's say 19h00, then that makes it 5-6am east coast time. Ever fucking use a computer asswipe?

Now, im not sure at what time you have to get your heated buttplugs ready for the new year bukkakke fest with all your tranny friends but Im pretty sure youre NOT going to be partying at that time.

Now go suck on Dona's White cunt you pathetic little fuckhead. We know very well that if the UFC logo isnt splattered on something like jizz on your face, you wont like the show.

Dont let facts ever get in the way of you half assed attempts at humor. We already have the canadian homos at Fightlicker for that.
Scar Tissue- December 22, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Speaking of Bob Sapp, I saw Kimbo Fuck'n Slice on Nickelodeon tonight. That's right...Drake and Josh go to prison or something.
Dr. Gonzo- December 22, 2008 at 5:31 pm
LOL at the Japaneese guy in the back of the picture playing dominoes. "Dominoe-son!!!"
Sodak- December 22, 2008 at 4:27 pm
guys are taking it a lil hard today on ol sapp haha, please be on hd net i wanna see hellboy and the alvarez fight and mousassi and all the crazy fights, nothing better to nurse a hangover and forget some shame like some good ol dvr'd mma.
emo sux- December 22, 2008 at 4:27 pm
This article is a prime example of why i religiosly visit this website.
spennyG- December 22, 2008 at 4:24 pm
bob sapp is a vagina...Geees, i hope anonymouse reads this and writes a novel about the strife of the african american and loosely applies freudian's psychological theory on sapps need to prove himself and then vaguely corelate the two!!! GO DR.PHIL!!! what a fucknuts.