"Mayhem" Miller Has Excellent Taste
Do you think there's any way that Fedor Emelianenko realizes what a sensation his Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory has become on the American MMA scene? Here he is, a man just trying to stay warm and accentuate his natural contours with some horizontal stripes, and the world (okay, mainly just us, "Mayhem" Miller, and a few other people) is captivated by this signature sweater of his. I actually hope no one tries to explain it to him. I'm afraid he might take it the wrong way if he hears that the nice boy with the severe mental disorder who gave him the thumbs up was not entirely sincere.
What's more, I suspect the ubiquitous sweater might be having an effect on internet oddsmakers. Since yesterday the odds on Fedor went from an already extreme -500 with most bookmakers, to as high as -550 in some places and -625 in others. The line on Rogers has also moved, making him slightly greater than a 5-1 underdog with one oddsmaker. Maybe you ought to hold off on putting money down on "The Grimm." If Fedor keeps showing up around Chicago in that invincibility cloak of his, Rogers could hit +700 by fight night.
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Harry Russo Says:
The coolest part about it is that he wears it everyday. I bet he sniffs the pits and just says fuck it, I'm wearing it again.
onebaldegg Says:
anybody know who makes THE SWEATER? let's hope miller gets close enough to read the label and tweet us back! we should try to get a bunch of em and wear to the event on saturday! ABSOLUTE VICTORY!
MoshuDragon Says:
Mayhem was probably hoping some of its power would wear off on him for his fight against Shields.
KidDinomite Says:
I don't understand the + and the - in terms of odds. Can someone explain that to me? I know, +1000 = me not knowing what that means..... or is it -1000? I'm confused....
Da Spied Her Says:
@Harry He wears it everyday because dirt and stink are afraid of it. It always smells like Mother Russia.
bfowlkes Says:
@KidDinomite: +200 means you'd make 200 bucks off a $100 bet. -200 means you'd need to bet $200 to make $100. + means underdog, - means favorite.
for the love of mma Says:
if fedor wears the sweater to the ring,fuckin' lighting bolts are going to jump out of it and kill brett roger on the spot!!!! tko r1 bro
W. Sobchak Says:
Who would win a fight ? Fedor's sweater or Chuck Norris' beard ?
MC Obscene Says:
invincibility cloak!!! haha...awesome. I seriously want to find that thing and buy it.
Joedirt Says:
I'm a Fedor fan.... but dammit.... you know he HAS to lose eventually whether by luck or old age. I hope all the "Fedor will kill him" talk isn't a jinx. Of course the sweater should take care of that.
One Two Says:
mayhems crazy! hows he even know what thumbs up means in russia he could of got killed.
raspberrymight Says:
as much as i expect and wouldl like fedor to win, i would like to see him in a little bit of trouble, like when he fought arlovski, without the retarded running finished only to trip on the last hurdle.
as far as fedor's sweater goes...damn, its cold in russia
itsgalf Says:
What a bold move to grab the sweater. Shit, he could have died upon contact!
Ballentine Says:
I wonder how many times Fedor has "recycled" that sweater.. Or is it like his Bat Suit? Does he have hundreds of those? I think Rasputen may have made it for him and put a spell on it.
reddog Says:
his sweater is woven from the finest unicorn pubes.
Smitty Says:
Breaking news: Jason "Mahem" Miller, MMA fightger and host of MTV's Bully Beatdown was killed today. Witnesses say he was attacked by a man wearing a pastel colored, striped sweater. Witnesses on the scene say the beating started just because Miller "touched" his attackers sweater.
Peterh Says:
I actually placed a 300 SEK bet on Rogers at +550. Not enough money to make me feel bad if I lose it (Which I probably will), but if he does score a major upset I'll be happy aswell!
judo CHOP Says:
300 SEK is roughly 43 American greenbacks. Put the big boy pants on and bet large.
Peterh Says:
I don't really feel the need to place a bigger bet, so no.
Mike Milbury Says:
@Smitty: That's what I figured would have occurred and I'm quite surprised that didn't happen. Fedor must be going soft.