MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

“Mayhem” Miller Has Excellent Taste

Do you think there’s any way that Fedor Emelianenko realizes what a sensation his Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory has become on the American MMA scene?  Here he is, a man just trying to stay warm and accentuate his natural contours with some horizontal stripes, and the world (okay, mainly just us, "Mayhem" Miller, and a few other people) is captivated by this signature sweater of his.  I actually hope no one tries to explain it to him.  I’m afraid he might take it the wrong way if he hears that the nice boy with the severe mental disorder who gave him the thumbs up was not entirely sincere.

What’s more, I suspect the ubiquitous sweater might be having an effect on internet oddsmakers.  Since yesterday the odds on Fedor went from an already extreme -500 with most bookmakers, to as high as -550 in some places and -625 in others.  The line on Rogers has also moved, making him slightly greater than a 5-1 underdog with one oddsmaker.  Maybe you ought to hold off on putting money down on "The Grimm."  If Fedor keeps showing up around Chicago in that invincibility cloak of his, Rogers could hit +700 by fight night.

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Mike Milbury- November 5, 2009 at 8:51 am
@Smitty: That's what I figured would have occurred and I'm quite surprised that didn't happen. Fedor must be going soft.
Peterh- November 5, 2009 at 8:12 am
I don't really feel the need to place a bigger bet, so no.
judo CHOP- November 5, 2009 at 6:07 am
300 SEK is roughly 43 American greenbacks. Put the big boy pants on and bet large.
Peterh- November 5, 2009 at 5:38 am
I actually placed a 300 SEK bet on Rogers at +550. Not enough money to make me feel bad if I lose it (Which I probably will), but if he does score a major upset I'll be happy aswell!
Smitty- November 4, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Breaking news: Jason "Mahem" Miller, MMA fightger and host of MTV's Bully Beatdown was killed today. Witnesses say he was attacked by a man wearing a pastel colored, striped sweater. Witnesses on the scene say the beating started just because Miller "touched" his attackers sweater.
reddog- November 4, 2009 at 8:08 pm
his sweater is woven from the finest unicorn pubes.
Ballentine- November 4, 2009 at 6:16 pm
I wonder how many times Fedor has "recycled" that sweater.. Or is it like his Bat Suit? Does he have hundreds of those? I think Rasputen may have made it for him and put a spell on it.
itsgalf- November 4, 2009 at 5:48 pm
What a bold move to grab the sweater. Shit, he could have died upon contact!
raspberrymight- November 4, 2009 at 5:15 pm
as much as i expect and wouldl like fedor to win, i would like to see him in a little bit of trouble, like when he fought arlovski, without the retarded running finished only to trip on the last hurdle.

as far as fedor's sweater goes...damn, its cold in russia
One Two- November 4, 2009 at 5:08 pm
mayhems crazy! hows he even know what thumbs up means in russia he could of got killed.
Joedirt- November 4, 2009 at 4:13 pm
I'm a Fedor fan.... but dammit.... you know he HAS to lose eventually whether by luck or old age. I hope all the "Fedor will kill him" talk isn't a jinx. Of course the sweater should take care of that.
MC Obscene- November 4, 2009 at 4:10 pm
invincibility cloak!!! haha...awesome. I seriously want to find that thing and buy it.
W. Sobchak- November 4, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Who would win a fight ? Fedor's sweater or Chuck Norris' beard ?
for the love of mma- November 4, 2009 at 3:56 pm
if fedor wears the sweater to the ring,fuckin' lighting bolts are going to jump out of it and kill brett roger on the spot!!!! tko r1 bro
bfowlkes- November 4, 2009 at 3:38 pm
@KidDinomite: +200 means you'd make 200 bucks off a $100 bet. -200 means you'd need to bet $200 to make $100. + means underdog, - means favorite.
Da Spied Her- November 4, 2009 at 3:34 pm
@Harry He wears it everyday because dirt and stink are afraid of it. It always smells like Mother Russia.
KidDinomite- November 4, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I don't understand the + and the - in terms of odds. Can someone explain that to me? I know, +1000 = me not knowing what that means..... or is it -1000? I'm confused....
MoshuDragon- November 4, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Mayhem was probably hoping some of its power would wear off on him for his fight against Shields.
Harry Russo- November 4, 2009 at 3:12 pm
The coolest part about it is that he wears it everyday. I bet he sniffs the pits and just says fuck it, I'm wearing it again.
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