“Mayhem” Miller Wasn’t Kidding About That Staph Infection

(Kill it with fire!!!!)

Okay, now I think we know why "Mayhem" Miller felt the need to take to Twitter and badger Jake Shields about the result of their Strikeforce title fight. Miller claims to have gotten a staph infection as a result of the bout, and this photo he posted just a few minutes ago confirms that he’s either telling the truth, or an alien is about to jump out of his throat. The next time you hear Dana White asking a group of starry-eyed young men whether they want to be [expletive] fighters, think about this. It’s not all girls and money and fame. It’s also weird infections that make you look like you’re growing a third eye in the middle of your neck.

Just hold tight, Mayhem. We may not have any medical expertise whatsoever to help you deal with this, but we’re overnighting a turtleneck right now.

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Barc- November 17, 2009 at 10:41 am

The two of you that think it looks like a boob really have issues. If the boobs you're seeing really look like that, you need to stop watching your grandma take showers.

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WithoutRemorse- November 17, 2009 at 9:16 am

Unexpected results from a Third Eye Blind concert! well I'm pretty sure its blind anyway

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Smitty- November 17, 2009 at 8:57 am

Funniest shit ever,.......that and Googs shit.

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agentsmith- November 17, 2009 at 7:55 am

"Quaaaaaade... start the reactor..."

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virpz- November 17, 2009 at 6:08 am

For football players the chances to get infected by MRSA staph are just 16 times higher if compared to normal people. So if u consider that u have a much more constant contact while grapplin I would say something like Hmmm 50+. But wait ! you can get infected by food or while ur doing chicks, handshakes count also...Don't get paranoid

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Squirrelnuts- November 17, 2009 at 4:17 am

oh dude, why the FUCK did i click that link. That shit is heinous.

How often does shit like that happen to grapplers?

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virpz- November 17, 2009 at 1:33 am

Damn. I had the bad idea of taking a look at Kevin Randleman staph pics... Holy shit, that can get very serious... Well, I just got hygiene obsessed and If you want some of your own go ahead ( EDUCATIVE ADN GROSS CONTENT :P ):
jiujitsuforums.com/wiki/Staph_Infections

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robthom- November 17, 2009 at 12:25 am

Lol @ left boob. :)

"I'm sorry Mayhem, but I cant allow you to endanger this mission".

Or alternately,

"Jake Shields.... Will you stop Jake Shields.... Jake Shields I'm afraid.... "

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510koaLa- November 17, 2009 at 12:21 am

man thats fuckin gross...anyone member wen winky wright had that nasty shit?nd he fought with it eww

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se7en0we2- November 17, 2009 at 12:12 am

I can see some cocaine infection in the nostrils as well...chalk it up!

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WuTangClan- November 16, 2009 at 10:21 pm

It wont stop staring at me, no matter which side of the computer im on

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Harry Russo- November 16, 2009 at 9:45 pm

Since forever Rusty. Like the other dude mentioned, there are pics of Randleman with gaping, nasty ass holes in his side that are tons more gnarly than what Miller has. Staph is some brutal fucked up shit that is not to be fucked with.

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EDoggFunkMonk- November 16, 2009 at 9:24 pm

So in the Jackson's "Torture" video they are walking through a land of staph infections? But why did Miller stick his neck in the giant eyeball? He had to have seen what happened to Jackie Jackson's palm.

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Left_Boob_Telligman- November 16, 2009 at 9:12 pm

It looks like HAL from 2001: a Space Odyssey

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RPS13- November 16, 2009 at 8:38 pm

nipple neck lolz

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RustyShackleford- November 16, 2009 at 8:19 pm

Since when the fuck does staph do this to people?

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tallkitchenbags- November 16, 2009 at 7:42 pm

the eye of sauron might be upon miller but he still got stomped