(Kill it with fire!!!!)
Okay, now I think we know why "Mayhem" Miller felt the need to take to Twitter and badger Jake Shields about the result of their Strikeforce title fight. Miller claims to have gotten a staph infection as a result of the bout, and this photo he posted just a few minutes ago confirms that he’s either telling the truth, or an alien is about to jump out of his throat. The next time you hear Dana White asking a group of starry-eyed young men whether they want to be [expletive] fighters, think about this. It’s not all girls and money and fame. It’s also weird infections that make you look like you’re growing a third eye in the middle of your neck.
Just hold tight, Mayhem. We may not have any medical expertise whatsoever to help you deal with this, but we’re overnighting a turtleneck right now.
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Comments
Mon, 11/16/09 - 03:44
That is fucking gross
Mon, 11/16/09 - 03:45
Next Bully Beatdown will be hosted by Dr. Drew, where Big Nog's infection fights Mayhems...fucken gross
Mon, 11/16/09 - 03:47
Dude! Lance that shite.
Mon, 11/16/09 - 03:55
Don't look at it Master Frodo! Sauron is looking right back at you!
Mon, 11/16/09 - 04:02
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. What's up with fighters getting staph? Is it a matter of bad mat hygiene, or is there no way to prevent it?
Mon, 11/16/09 - 04:05
Wow! It looks like one gargantuous boob!
Mon, 11/16/09 - 04:05
That has to be the best reason why training with a Gi is better than No Gi.
Mon, 11/16/09 - 04:13
Nate, are you kidding? You're more likely to rub your skin raw in a Gi imo. That's why underarmour was invented, and for no-gi the rashguard. But damn, there needs to be a real crackdown to try and limit this as much as possible.
Mon, 11/16/09 - 04:16
No more 'Staph Infectionade' for you!
Mon, 11/16/09 - 04:18
Ughg... Still not as sick as Kevin Randelman's armpit vagina.
Mon, 11/16/09 - 04:29
@ KJ: How does whatever the hell you just said take away from my point? Training in a Gi is way better. Not only hygenically, but technically (but that's a whole other conversation).
Mon, 11/16/09 - 04:35
Fucking grapplers man.
Mon, 11/16/09 - 04:46
and the door slams shut on any aspirations I had wanting to get into mma.
Mon, 11/16/09 - 04:48
Although Miller is an utter douche, I don't think he deserves a staph infection. That thing is grotesque. And how does he know Shields gave it to him? Knowing Miller, I'm sure he's recently been with a woman or two who could be described as less than virtuous.
Mon, 11/16/09 - 04:50
Three weeks ago, he coulda won the costume contest as a Pez dispenser.
Mon, 11/16/09 - 05:15
Good point Knee. Seoul Brother's comment ftw though. I can almost hear Sean Astin practicing a weak English accent when I look at that thing.
Mon, 11/16/09 - 05:34
as much as miller hates shields, they are now blood brothers!
Mon, 11/16/09 - 05:36
wait till it comes to a head then mayhem's neck should have a grudge match against james thompson's ear
Mon, 11/16/09 - 05:37
I still don't buy it. Everybody knows that Neckclops lets you see into the future.
Mon, 11/16/09 - 06:36
Oh, thats supposed to be Jake Sheilds fault? "I'm a MTV Star" Miller is so full of shit he's festering.
Mon, 11/16/09 - 06:46
that thing is so big it has its own gravitational pull.
Mon, 11/16/09 - 06:48
upon seeing that picture did anyone else think of Smokey from Friday? DAAAAAAYYYYYUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!
Mon, 11/16/09 - 07:42
the eye of sauron might be upon miller but he still got stomped
Mon, 11/16/09 - 08:19
Since when the fuck does staph do this to people?
Mon, 11/16/09 - 08:38
nipple neck lolz
Mon, 11/16/09 - 09:12
It looks like HAL from 2001: a Space Odyssey
Mon, 11/16/09 - 09:24
So in the Jackson's "Torture" video they are walking through a land of staph infections? But why did Miller stick his neck in the giant eyeball? He had to have seen what happened to Jackie Jackson's palm.
Mon, 11/16/09 - 09:45
Since forever Rusty. Like the other dude mentioned, there are pics of Randleman with gaping, nasty ass holes in his side that are tons more gnarly than what Miller has. Staph is some brutal fucked up shit that is not to be fucked with.
Mon, 11/16/09 - 10:21
It wont stop staring at me, no matter which side of the computer im on
Tue, 11/17/09 - 12:12
I can see some cocaine infection in the nostrils as well...chalk it up!
Tue, 11/17/09 - 12:21
man thats fuckin gross...anyone member wen winky wright had that nasty shit?nd he fought with it eww
Tue, 11/17/09 - 12:25
Lol @ left boob. :) "I'm sorry Mayhem, but I cant allow you to endanger this mission". Or alternately, "Jake Shields.... Will you stop Jake Shields.... Jake Shields I'm afraid.... "
Tue, 11/17/09 - 01:33
Damn. I had the bad idea of taking a look at Kevin Randleman staph pics... Holy shit, that can get very serious... Well, I just got hygiene obsessed and If you want some of your own go ahead ( EDUCATIVE ADN GROSS CONTENT :P ): jiujitsuforums.com/wiki/Staph_Infections
Tue, 11/17/09 - 04:17
oh dude, why the FUCK did i click that link. That shit is heinous. How often does shit like that happen to grapplers?
Tue, 11/17/09 - 06:08
For football players the chances to get infected by MRSA staph are just 16 times higher if compared to normal people. So if u consider that u have a much more constant contact while grapplin I would say something like Hmmm 50+. But wait ! you can get infected by food or while ur doing chicks, handshakes count also...Don't get paranoid
Tue, 11/17/09 - 07:55
"Quaaaaaade... start the reactor..."
Tue, 11/17/09 - 08:57
Funniest shit ever,.......that and Googs shit.
Tue, 11/17/09 - 09:16
Unexpected results from a Third Eye Blind concert! well I'm pretty sure its blind anyway
Tue, 11/17/09 - 10:41
The two of you that think it looks like a boob really have issues. If the boobs you're seeing really look like that, you need to stop watching your grandma take showers.
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