f you caught the UFC 118 countdown show last evening, you’re introduced to James Toney’s new trainer, Kenpo karate black belt and hands to hands combat instructor Trevor Sherman.

I used to be kind of taken aback since the last I’d heard Toney was coping with the beloved former complaintant from the Clubpenguin court situation, Juanito Ibarra.

It calculates Ibarra and Toney separated company in May, as well as, since we’re not able to have the ability to defend another frivilous suit after needing to purchase completely new Clubpenguin smart cars for Ben which i, we’ll say it absolutely was Ibarra’s choice to leave and basically allow it to relaxation only at that. You are able to believe, since he’s never been a tough person to handle formerly.

Just just in case you missed the show, Sherman shows empty hands combat to several U.S. gov departments like the FBI.

What struck me as odd was the fact he recognized to distribution as “Brazilian locks” around the program which he mentioned he’s proven Toney preventing them.

Really? For a couple of countless days work? I’ve been training jiu-jitsu for just about any few years which i still can’t avoid all people Brazilian’s locks.
Medical assistants

Remember who said this, the fight goes down like this:

The fight starts and James refuses Randy’s gesture to shake hands before the fight. Randy smiles, James scowls. James, having been trained to expect Randy’s shoot for a double-leg takedown, is focused on that…which Randy also knows. Randy feigns the double-leg just 5 seconds in, James sprawls where Randy isn’t there. Randy grabs a quick and tight gillotine. Just as James is about to tap, Randy lets go and backs away. Joe Rogan is going nuts because he sees the statement Randy is making, that he can have James anytime he wants him, that MMA is indeed superior to boxing. James is befuddled now and moves in striking range whereby Randy punishes his lead leg. James looks like he wants to be elswhere and the fight is only 45 seconds in. Randy shoots and gets the double-leg and pushes James to his back and James eats 3 elbows. James does not like elbows, they hurt worse than boxing gloves, he discovers. James rolls and gives up his back, Randy dutifully sinks in the rear-naked choke, and the camera zoons in to see Randy mouthing: Nighty nite, James.

I thought the secret weapon was stored in that cookie jar above his waist band.

put the knife away its not KFC, its UFC.

you’re welcome James

can’t wait to see James Toney twirl for 2 minutes infront of Randy before knifing him in the nut sack 40 times from every angle before he hits the ground.

what a better way to prove boxing is superior to MMA than with low blows with a knife.

Dang! You got to love those “spinning bitch slaps”.

This Kenpo Karate stuff seems pretty effective against bald guys, so maybe it will give Mumbles an edge! Although Randy could just wear a toupee.

When I see hoes I just yell “Deep Throat!” and let the pieces fall where they may.

@ FratBoyFrank (sorry, it was a new and exciting way to fuck up your screen name)

Reedy= Randy, namsayin playa, wooftron twenny foe seffin son. Jeeeyaahhh. Playa.

I beens a drankin agains. What, itsa full moon out. Shheeeeeit.

Toney whilst was probably a good boxer, is old, slow and way over the hill. Randy would beat him whichever way Randy wanted to beat him.

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Randy stood for a while.

Imagine… Randy by KO standing? That would be sweet.

Lets not forget Randy is coming off a 2 fight win streak and his loss to Brock was well into the 2nd round. And we know Brock is an absolute beast.

^ Shittaco’s, now bitch or you gonna get fucked up, and I beleive Medrares monster stood in for Gus “The whining know fuck all Transexual” Johnson at Saturdays SF event

But I loved them shit tacos! In fact, I decided that instead of “sammiches!”, from now on whenever I see a female in public or on the intronets I’m gonna yell “Shittacos!” until MediumRare takes his metamucil and gets back to the basics. The basics being code for spicy poop in a crunchy shell. Sorry El Famous Burrito, but this tragedy must be fixed before I can join you in the rallying cry of sammiches again.

@MediumRare – so, uh, did you photograph this loch ness monster you created? If so, can you email it to Gus Johnson for me? Thanks.

I’m just glad they picked such a sweet original song to accompany the awesomeness involved in that video..

Dude… what the FUCK is going on with some of the comments in this article???

Anyways, “I was hoping Silva was going to bust out some next-level aikido shit” was some funny fucking shit! Nice one, ReX!

Deadpanda Says:
Wed, 08/25/2010 – 11:14
To add nothing constructive or really pertinent:
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As we expect In the finest traditions of the Potato Nation DeadPanda, keep up the good work.

Jonny5 Says:
Wed, 08/25/2010 – 14:22
“All I know is after watching that clip, Randy is in trouble if they hand James a rubber knife during the bout or if they have a choreographed move competition”

I hope your not saying they are going to choreograph this fight…. thats just way too much like wrestling to me
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Your takin the piss out of us…..right?

RUMOR ALERT

Juanito Ibarra offered to perform fellatio on me for drugs.

“All I know is after watching that clip, Randy is in trouble if they hand James a rubber knife during the bout or if they have a choreographed move competition”

I hope your not saying they are going to choreograph this fight…. thats just way too much like wrestling to me

Is it just me or does anyone else think that the most appropriate walk out song for Mumbles should be ” Inna Gadda da vida” by Iron Butterfly( I think), just suits the whole vibe of the Mumbles sideshow

You guys still don’t get it. Toney has a weapon that he will use to win this fight and he told us all about it months ago.

Toney by TKO in the 2nd round via “side check kick”

You’ll see.

^ OK here goes Reedy= Medium rare?
eyegatta seacrit wippon foda prensiss = I have a special move I have perfected for my upcoming bout with Mr Couture
yunegwana beshowdat,= Please dont release the details of this technique until fight time
nawmsayin?= Do you understand my instructions

Reedy- eyegatta seacrit wippon foda prensiss, yunegwana beshowdat, nawmsayin?

Maybe Tony is SO smart he’s doing this to fuck with Randy’s head…and in reality he’s been training BJJ since he was 10.

@ Medrare, you’ve given up the spicy shit taco’s? is nothing on this fucken planet sacred!!!

Oh, and theres a product called metamucil, its like super concentrated fibre, the size, and array of color and texture this will add to your turds is mind boggling, you’ll look down at this monster green brown and purple hued thing in the bowl and get all Steve Urkel ” Did I do that?”

you can not teach someone with zero wrestling background how to prevent a randy couture takedown in 3 months.

Whatever credibility Sherman might have had flew right out the window immediately after I heard Saliva in the first few seconds of the video. Click Click Boom, and Saliva for that matter, wasn’t good in 2001, in 2007 when that video is uploaded, and it certainly isn’t any good today.

Karate Chops were the foundation of modern MMA, have we already forgotten about Harold Howard… bringing the Karate aspect to MMA one front flip kick at a time.

Whatever, i’m not falling for this shit again. Remember when Silva was training with Steven Seagal? Yeah, i was hoping Silva was going to bust out some next-level aikido shit. Didn’t happen. I’m not even going to start hoping that Toney can pull some of these sweet moves.

…Dad?

@ Deadpanda

I can’t figure out whether to be flattered or suicidal. If I wasn’t on my fifth cocktail I would prolly be able to wrap my head around it. By ‘cocktail’ I mean paint thinner and tonic water on ice – but I guess that goes without saying, right?

What the hell did I just watch? I was like instantly transported back to the 80′s. Only thing I can’t figure out is why they weren’t wearing American flag patterned Hammer pants and brightly colored Oakley blades. But seriously, if you didn’t think it was legit by the looks, the soundtrack should totally tip you off.
I think the only thing that could be funnier would be if Mumbles were training Capoiera. Seriously, could you imagine him dancing that shit around the cage?

To add nothing constructive or really pertinent:

I’m laughing my balls off at this entire article & comments! MediumRare, you’re a comic genius or your life is tragic, both are funny to me so bravo for brilliance or honesty either way.

MoTropolis gets a metaphysical cookie too.

Weren’t we already convinced that Toney (who has always been one of my favorite boxers) wouldn’t be ready for the ground game of Randy. The fight hasn’t changed any in my mind. Just because he’s training w/a joke doesn’t mean that he won’t be able to KO Randy with one punch. I just hope the Kenpo man is drilling take-down defense w/Toney, because he is going to need. I feel that Toney’s chance of stopping a double-leg from Randy will be like shooting the wings off a fly, wait… Can’t Trevor Sherman do that, after all, it was in a kung fu movie.

observation #1
Toney is spending at least some time training for the possibility that there will be two Randy Coutures in the cage on Sat. night.

observation #2
This instructor is obviously Bobby Lashley’s striking coach…They have the same pillow hands.

striking as “fisting” i love it

Im just glad they kept his airtime short before he starting referring to takedowns as “tacklegrabs” and striking as “fisting”.

I cant believe Ray Longo is working with this clown.

I don’t know… Did you see when the instructor got the mount? He knocked that guy out with on blow! And it doesn’t even look like he was trying!

And he treats veins like fucking Lays potato chips, he just can’t stop at one.

Randy should probably do some pressure point defense too and why is the guy getting his ass kicked if he is the trainer?

Oh yeah, a bowl of flour with carob powder will clog you up good. Never fails. Down a gallon or four of prune juice, that should clear you out in no time flat. If not, try a seven layer burrito. That’s what Mumbles uses to cut weight. Anyhow, sorry to hear you gave up those spicy shit tacos you loved so much. As if I needed another reason to not get married..

@dano

“I seriously, seriously hope Couture doesn’t do anything other than take this fight to the ground in the first five seconds, otherwise he’s fucked.”

I’ve been feeling this for a couple of weeks. Take him down Randy. Stand there, and we may be watching an Ivan Drago / Apollo Creed situation.

James Toney.
4oz. gloves.

Do NOT take this lightly Mr. Couture. One shot to the dome and you might be fucked. Proper fucked.

@ El Guapo

I’ve been off the spicy shit tacos ever since my wife threatened to divorce me. I considered the custody battle in court and how I would defend my eating habits to a judge. I don’t think a judge would understand that I was trying to one-up Machida and gain super-powers from eating my shit.

However, she said nothing about that other marvelous bodily waste fluid: vomit. I (secretly) made soup last week. But I’m pretty sure that wasn’t the cause of the constipation.

My wife was out of town with the kids last week at the in-laws. I ran out of food (after the vomit soup). All I could find was some old flour and carob powder. I was high and I ate a huge bowl of flour and water with carob powder for flavor. I’m pretty sure that’s what stopped me up.

The key, apparently is that Couture is not going to fight back… I’d love to see someone start using karate chops in the UFC.

It doesn’t matterthat Toney is working with this guy, because Randy isn’t going to try any of those Brazilian locks. My cousin has a friend whose roommate works at Xtreme Couture, and he told me that Randy intends to stand in front of Toney and utilize the drum technique that is the basis of Miyagi-do karate. I don’t think Toney will have an answer for that.

I started laughing when they said that guy teaches unarmed combat to law enforcement last night.

The thing that worried me last night watching the show was when randy started talking about kicking toney’s legs and dirty boxing him. I seriously hope he was doing this to mess with Toney’s head because if he does anything other than immediately shoot in for a takedown he will get his block knocked off by mumbles. All he has to do is shoot in, dump Toney sideways against the fence, and get into side control. Toney will never be able to get up from that position. Couture could sit there and slap Toney in the face for four minutes if he felt like it, or he could knee Toney in the ribs until he taps and Toney wouldn’t be able to lay a finger on him from that position.

I seriously, seriously hope Couture doesn’t do anything other than take this fight to the ground in the first five seconds, otherwise he’s fucked.

That’s what happens when you eat spicy shit tacos, playa..

Mumbles is a dumb-ass. This vid is stupid. I’m going to discuss something more interesting.

This morning I thought I was pushing out a coke can-sized shit. It hurt so much. It bled. Turns out it was hemorrhoids.

Don’t make the same mistake I did. If you’re constipated, hit the prune juice. Don’t spend half an hour bearing down on a turd like its a 10 pound baby boy.

Holy fuck; that was awful. I didn’t like Toney’s chances before, and this does not make me think the odds are starting to sway in his favour.

And some of the knife “defences” were insane. I know the law allows reasonanble force when defending yourself, but I think you’d be hard pushed to justify the fact that you severed pretty much every major artery after you disarmed someone. Including slitting their corotids, not just as a single move, but one side, then the other as they were laying face down on the ground. “I was in fear for my life your honour” may be a tough sell after that…

that was fucking balls, we need to get kimbo back to properly street fuck that choreographed cunt

When is this three stooges movie coming out?

deadly art of choreographed dancing… did wonders for Chuck

I punch homeless, I kill women. DANGA DA DANG

I was worried the video was going to have a cool song or something… what a relief…

That reminds me of those Bas Jones videos that were a parody of the Bas Rutten self defense videos.

Toney vs. Couture would’ve been much more interesting 10 years ago. Toney wasn’t even making the televised portion of boxing matches in his last couple appearances let alone being considered “in the running” for anything. He has aged and while he is a legend in boxing I don’t see this going past the 1st minute. Atleast Randy has managed to stay competitive in MMA.

I would’ve much rather seen Liddell vs. Toney. If Toney could’ve made 205. In that case I would’ve given Toney a good chance.

I WAS thoroughly convinced Randy would win with ease, but after watching that video I’m having second thoughts. Mumbles by TKO via crotch strikes

What a horrible video. I could never handle karate, it bored me too much. Muay Thai has kept me happy and motivated much better.

Secret Weapon?!!!??!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…………………..Jame’s would be better off hittin’ Randy with his purse. “Brazilian Locks”??? WTF? Did he show James the “Vulcan Death Grip” too?????? He’s gonna need it lol.