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Merry Christmas, Potato Nation

It’s Christmas today, Potato Nation.  If you’re somehow unfamiliar with the day, think of it as the Fedor Emelianenko of holidays, only slightly less grim.  Today we indulge in crass materialism while calling it ‘holiday spirit,’ and then we drink spiked egg nog and watch "Robocop" until we pass out on the couch.  Your traditions may vary, but it doesn’t matter.  The important thing is that today we stop mocking one another long enough to feel like family.  Or at least, you know, we try to.

From all of us at the Potato to all of you, Merry freaking Christmas.  May all your yuletide wishes come true, and may all your family squabbles be resolved without serious injury or police intervention.


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Red Baron- December 26, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Shitbag, is it still a mystery to you why your life sucks? I mean really, after all these years you still don't get why you're miserable? FWIW, it's completely obvious to everyone watching the spectacle that is you.

Carry on...
DangadaDang- December 26, 2009 at 10:10 am
Bob Dylan is to vocal talent what Snoop Dogg is to an understanding of the marijuana legislation of the United States
shitbag- December 26, 2009 at 7:33 am
Fuck you, HAIL SATAN!
Just A Wrestler- December 26, 2009 at 6:38 am
You guys delete my good natured post after all I've done for you guys. CP, you seem to have forgotten that I DREW A DICK ON MY CHEST for the halloween contest and got the least votes. Now I can't even make a good point about Fedor being called the nickname of the guy he just KTFO'd. I know I don't comment much but I'm on this website every day! Thanks guys.
Red Baron- December 26, 2009 at 6:03 am
"Listen punk, I don't want my name abbreviated with 'X' any more that you want yours abbreviated with 'R.' Don't make me come down there and go Fedor on you."

parchy mcthirst- December 25, 2009 at 8:51 pm
ben f and ben the star wars drinking game. watch a new hope and drink every time luke will be piss drunk my friends
Bob Reilly- December 25, 2009 at 8:40 pm
I'll say merry Christmas when my wife lets me open my fuckin gifts.... What a bitch.
busted_cranium- December 25, 2009 at 1:13 pm
@ Sabado:

"My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop."

Best quote in the whole fucking movie.
richorama- December 25, 2009 at 12:51 pm
merry xmas. thanks for all of your hard work throughout the year. this truly is the best mma site not named bloody elbow. adequately done, gentleman.
robthom- December 25, 2009 at 11:59 am
But then I'd miss your brand of sunshine.
PaalSunde- December 25, 2009 at 11:31 am
Really, you should go out more..
robthom- December 25, 2009 at 10:35 am
"24 hours of A Christmas Story rocks! "


Merry Christmas everyone.
831 Son- December 25, 2009 at 10:33 am
Fuck you UFC fan. You will always be a fucking dumb ass troll. Stupid bitch. If I had your address I'd send your ass a bomb for christmas. Or show up and beat the shit out of you, which would be much more satisfying.

Now that I have that out of the way, Merry Christmas CP and happy holidays.

Sabado Gigante- December 25, 2009 at 9:40 am
24 hours of A Christmas Story rocks! I wish they would just play that movie on repeat permenantly on the channel where Versus used to be to...
Red Baron- December 25, 2009 at 9:20 am
I'm first AND second??? Did I set a record of some kind, or are most of you busy with Christmas stuff while I search for a life (don't ask me what made me think I'd find it on Cage Potato).
RearNakedPoke- December 25, 2009 at 9:19 am
Merry Christmas Everyone!!! even you UFCfan
Red Baron- December 25, 2009 at 9:18 am
I admit that - right up until a few minutes ago - I thought those guys who made such a big deal out of being first were twerps. Now I truly see how special it is; I'm honored. I'm sorry, I have no statement prepared; just know that I am truly grateful, as far as you know.

Merry CHRISTmas.
Red Baron- December 25, 2009 at 9:15 am