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Mess Around with Dog Fighting, Answer to Brett Rogers


(Props: CP reader John)

As Brett Rogers approaches what could very well be the zenith of his celebrity in the run-up to his fight against Fedor Emelianenko on CBS this weekend, he has decided to do something good with his pre-fight fame by taking a bold stand against dog fighting.  The stilted delivery of these few lines might make you glad that "The Grimm" didn’t get that role as B.A. Baracus after all, but dammit, I dare you to look at an enormous man who is holding an adorable puppy and tell him that his acting sucks.  Ain’t nobody that heartless.

While looking over KnockOutDogFighting.org and seeing the other MMA fighters who have lended their support to this very worthwhile cause (Cung Le, Rob McCullough, Tito Ortiz, and former Rogers/Fedor victim Andrei Arlovski, among others), I couldn’t help but notice that Fedor’s name was conspicuously absent from the list.  Kind of makes you wonder, no?  Why won’t he tell the world how he feels about dog fighting?  What is he hiding!?!  Is it the bloated, scarred pile of dog corpses in his Stary Oskol basement!!!?!??

Call me an alarmist now, but when it’s finally revealed that Fedor draws his strength from the blood of puggles, then we’ll see who looks like the idiot.

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tallkitchenbags- November 3, 2009 at 12:21 pm
dog fighters are scum and deserve to get KTFO.
tallkitchenbags- November 3, 2009 at 12:20 pm
good on rogers. use your 15 minutes for good, big man!!
MachidaVsSilva- November 3, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Well boggsnort, I guess I'm safe
Merlin- November 3, 2009 at 9:59 am
The future looks Grim for Rogers, TRUST ME very soon his wrist will be handed to him by the Tsar-of-the-Arm-Bar.

BTW
After this was shot Grim Rogers went home, kicked back switched on some Avalon and enjoyed a nice, tall, ice cool glass of Labrador piss.

kellyman- November 3, 2009 at 9:16 am
Anyone else think Knock Out Dog Fighting could be the name of a top tier dog fighting organization? Their website probably gets most of their traffic from dog fight aficionados.
boggsnort- November 3, 2009 at 8:41 am
I hate to say it, but there is definitely a big overlap between MMA fans and criminals who make dogs fight eachother. I bet most of the overlap are people who say Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida are boring fighters.

This organization is targeting its message very well. The UFC and Strikeforce should get on board with this message if they want more mainstream acceptance of MMA.
agentsmith- November 3, 2009 at 8:41 am
@ Red Baron:

Get over yourself, douchebag. Notice the last paragraph of the article makes a similar joke, but you don't say shit to the Cagepotato writers for it. But hey, thank god we have keyboard warriors like you to protect the honor of puppies on the interwebs.

And yeah I am both clever and funny, unlike you. That's why I've already won Comment Of The Week no less than 3 times.

In conclusion, eat a bowl of dicks.
Red Baron- November 3, 2009 at 7:49 am
"Anyone involved with organising dogfighting deserves to be mauled by rottweilers."

That should be the quote of the month! Send the guy a t-shirt or something.
MachidaVsSilva- November 3, 2009 at 6:48 am
preemptive R.I.P. Brett Rogers. Autopsy results: Death by Sambo.
Angled Dangle- November 3, 2009 at 6:25 am
I don't have herpes... yet. So this positivefish.com? I go there and meet beautiful woman, yes? Is there a guarantee that she would have this herpe you speak of? Let us all go to this site and meet beautiful herpe women!

Dumb-dicked spamming fucktard
stdslove- November 3, 2009 at 6:20 am
Gray Maynard has herpes? "Gray Maynard has herpes" is the most popular topic on the largest S T D dating site Positivefish.com
OMG! Even celebrity can get S T Ds.
No wonder why more and more hot girls join the largest S T D dating site Positivefish. com ==.
Clyde- November 3, 2009 at 6:02 am
Dog figting is like boxing to me; there's just not enough options. All they do is bite. If they could up their takedowns and ground game, it would be a different story. The problem is they don't have arms so all their strikes on the ground are classed as illegal.

Well, good on Brett for doing something with his celebrity. Anyone involved with organising dogfighting deserves to be mauled by rottweilers.
G Funk- November 3, 2009 at 5:46 am
This is very classy of Brett to do this! Of the names listed supporting this cause non were Afican American, I'm glad the grim stepped up!

Cung Le too! You know dat culture love dem some pooch soup!
Fight Fan- November 3, 2009 at 5:27 am
Good on the Grim for doing this.

I wasn't aware all those you listed, CP, had thrown their weight against dog fighting. Is dog fighting big among fans of MMA? I would shudder to think that dog fighting and MMA are enjoyed by the same crowd.
Red Baron- November 3, 2009 at 4:39 am
Jealous? Yeah, that's it. Joking about abusing pets is not only classless, it's cowardly.
K.E.G.- November 2, 2009 at 10:09 pm
@Red Dog
What kind of dog do you have? I have 2 American Bulldogs and the guy I buy them from in Arkansas mostly sells them to hunt wild hogs. But mine are just farm and family pets.
reddog- November 2, 2009 at 9:11 pm
@red baron

Careful, your jealousy is showing. Don't be hating, you have zero jokes.

My dog is a vicious, highly trained killer....if you are a wild hog.
UFC fan- November 2, 2009 at 8:40 pm
dogs are my weakspot, I am down with this.
I will break a foot off in the ass of any stupid cocksmoker hurting a dog.
imtall- November 2, 2009 at 6:55 pm
The only reason Fedor isn't a part of this is because M-1 wanted to co-promote.
for the love of mma- November 2, 2009 at 3:59 pm
and i figuered ole' roger's would be a mike vick fan!
Soda Popinski- November 2, 2009 at 3:56 pm
at the 18-20 second mark of the video, tell me that dogs right leg doesnt look like its been involved in some kimura training at the hands of the grim. little joker cant even walk straight.

dirty.
Red Baron- November 2, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Agentsmith, sometimes people pull off being clever by acting stupid, but I can clearly see it is not an act with you.

The video gave me some reason to not dislike Rogers so much.
agentsmith- November 2, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Fedor derives his strength from liquid extracted from the eyeballs of live puppies, marketed in Russia under the brandname PuppyJuice™.
imtall- November 2, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Awesome! Thanks for posting this =)

If you think Rogers delivery is bad, you should check out Tito's attempt. Even the dog knows he sucks.

-John
WuTangClan- November 2, 2009 at 3:32 pm
What does this have to do with acting in any way? You guys are fucking stupid.
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