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Miguel Torres Now Sort Of A Part Of Baseball History, Kind Of

Miguel Torres
(Many years from now baseball historians will trace the explosion of the wildly popular MLB mullet fad to this one magical moment.)

As you may have heard by now, Chicago White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle made history today by throwing a perfect game against the Tampa Bay Rays.  What you probably didn’t know was that the man who set the tone for that outing was WEC champ Miguel Torres, who threw out the first pitch.  And sure, you could argue that the person who throws out the first pitch at a baseball game has absolutely nothing to do with the events of the game itself.  All I know is that when Mario Lopez threw out the first pitch at the Dodgers-Mets game a couple months ago, no such perfect game occurred.  Coincidence? 

Yeah, probably.  But we are not going to let you take this moment away from Miguel, you heartless sons of bitches. 

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Clyde- July 24, 2009 at 6:00 am
Did he pitch better than Urijah Faber?
Jay Smith- July 24, 2009 at 4:58 am
Imagine meeting that guy in a bar after the game, not knowing who he was, and deciding to give him some shit about that mullet. You'd have a nice buzz going, and he's a small guy so you'd be full of confidence as you decided to talk a little shit to him because the girl you accidentally spat upon while trying to flirt with her is now sitting in his lap for a picture. The next thing you know you're hearing, sir......sir......can you hear me???? Do you know what day it is????
Dana White- July 24, 2009 at 1:44 am
Miguel is great Role Model MMA needs more people like him. ;p
EDoggFunkMonk- July 23, 2009 at 8:47 pm
That's nothing. I got a Beanie Baby from David Well's perfect game. I'm going down in history!
Half Amazing- July 23, 2009 at 7:15 pm
I like the Kenny Powers reference CJvsCP.
"Surrender is death, and death is for pussies."
T BONE- July 23, 2009 at 6:23 pm
miguel is a great remodel? a remodel of what? hahaha
Walrus- July 23, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Go Sox!!!
TheSlothman- July 23, 2009 at 5:29 pm
The magical power of the Mexican Mullet.......
ktfo- July 23, 2009 at 4:33 pm
whatever torres touches turns to gold.......or goes to sleep.
Fucklord- July 23, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Miguel can actually touch homeplate from the pitchers mound with his freakish reach
rokabee- July 23, 2009 at 4:18 pm
jeezz, just talkin baseball on CP makes me wanna hit a lip of some good ole cope.
rokabee- July 23, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Damn homey, you forgot to mention the amazing catch to save the perfect game by DeWayne Wise. It just so happened that Miguel and him were talking before the game....hmmm coincidence? I think not.
CJvsCP- July 23, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Miguel Torres is white trash minus the white. Mullets are for rednecks and Kenny Powers, I can't wait for someone to KO that fool! I would do it but I threw my back out humping your mom last night.
lilpo0ts- July 23, 2009 at 3:43 pm