(Many years from now baseball historians will trace the explosion of the wildly popular MLB mullet fad to this one magical moment.)
As you may have heard by now, Chicago White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle made history today by throwing a perfect game against the Tampa Bay Rays. What you probably didn’t know was that the man who set the tone for that outing was WEC champ Miguel Torres, who threw out the first pitch. And sure, you could argue that the person who throws out the first pitch at a baseball game has absolutely nothing to do with the events of the game itself. All I know is that when Mario Lopez threw out the first pitch at the Dodgers-Mets game a couple months ago, no such perfect game occurred. Coincidence?
Yeah, probably. But we are not going to let you take this moment away from Miguel, you heartless sons of bitches.