(He’s the one in the creepy Jesus t-shirt. Photo courtesy of the UFC 96: Friday Night Preparties set on CombatLifestyle.com.)
SackMikeGoldberg is a new-ish blog by BloodyElbow writer Mike Fagan that specializes in dissing Goldie’s clumsy UFC commentary and the middle-school-caliber writing level of MMA bloggers. (Damn, bro — shoot fish in a barrel much?) Of particular interest is the site’s official drinking game, which does seem like it would get you fucked up in short order:
-Says, “It’s all over!”
-Warns, “Watch the upkick(s)!”
-Mentions Randy Couture or Chuck Liddell (disregard during a Liddell or Couture fight or if Couture is in the broadcast booth)
-Calls someone a “future UFC hall-of-famer”
-Asks “Can he finish?”
-Says, “Virtually identical.”
To prevent a bad hangover the next morning, we recommend drinking a glass of water every time Mike throws it to "the veteran voice of the Octagon, Bruce Buffer." Though you should definitely do a shot of bottom-shelf tequila every time Goldberg does something that makes his partner visibly uncomfortable.
Now who wants to make the Joe Rogan drinking game?
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commentsTake a drink every time Joe Rogan says "And this late in the fight fighters are slippery.."
"He's a bad dude!"
"Or he's the real deal"
Is Goldy from Minnesota? His accent seems to be getting thicker..
"With me as always... my partner...JOE ROGAN"
Then we LAUGH as GOldy is in Joe's face standing above him Nodding at what joes says. Don't know if he does this so the camera can zoom in tight on them but it's funny. This last one he was doing it later in the show wrap up and let out a totally inappropriate laugh when joe referrenced whoever getting the shit kicked out of him had to rewind it, it was almost as if someone told him a joke in his earpiece if he wears one...
Pretty much drink whenever Rogan says: "He's trying for a ..."
Drink when he says "for sure".
Drink when he says "badly".
Don't do it, my friends...........Don't do it
also include any time "pound for pound" is mentioned, and drink twice whenever fighters don't touch gloves... this just helps you get more drunker.....
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