MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Mike Whitehead Might Be In a Bit of a Legal Jam


(Pictured, from right to left: Mike Whitehead, Tim Sylvia, unidentified plant.)

According to multiple sources, former UFC fighter and “Ultimate Fighter” contestant Mike Whitehead is being sought by Las Vegas police on sexual assault and drug charges. And when we say drug charges, we aren’t talking about a half-smoked joint and a couple of Percocet in the ashtray of his car. We’re talking about a full-scale marijuana growing operation, with about $500,000 worth of plants. And that’s in addition to, you know, the sexual assault thing.

Las Vegas police reportedly went to Whitehead’s house in the first place because of the sexual assault allegations, but while there they discovered the stockpile of marijuana plants. At that point we can only assume that the investigating officers simultaneously dropped their flashlights, turned to one another with mouths agape, and exclaimed, ‘Dude.’


Now, we’re all for withholding judgment until all the facts are in. And for all we know, he might have just been holding half a million dollars worth of weed for a friend. It happens. But sexual assault? That’s the kind of charge that, if one cannot clear one’s name swiftly and completely, tends to leave a bit of a stain on the old reputation. No one wants to be friends with a guy who would commit sexual assault. The sad irony is, almost everyone wants to be friends with a guy who has a bunch of weed in his garage.

Let’s hope Whitehead has a good explanation for all this. If he doesn’t, he could be going away for a long, long time.

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Ricardo Guitardo- January 19, 2012 at 4:51 pm
If I ever have half a million in pot lying around I hope I can control my urges to bring women back to my place and rape them and then let them go so they can call the police.....just sayin is all.
Denver SEO- December 29, 2011 at 1:04 pm
Does someone want to explain what's happening in the picture at the bottom of the article...Not cool with this Denver SEO
sammy- February 10, 2011 at 10:18 am
you guys are hilarious!
King_KP- April 13, 2010 at 10:03 pm
a lot of comments
cecils_pupils- April 13, 2010 at 9:21 pm
NECROPHYE's comments are pure gold. Sin city should allow ALL the sins, knowhatimean?
dranokills- April 13, 2010 at 9:05 pm
All I can say about this is : "2 fighters...one cup"
Lex Talionis- April 13, 2010 at 8:48 pm
LOL sexual assault, you'll believe it when you see it?

NECROPHYTE- April 13, 2010 at 8:11 pm
@ Koeikan

eeeeeeeee, good point. You win.
Koeikan- April 13, 2010 at 7:43 pm
Because smoking weed isn't a sin.
NECROPHYTE- April 13, 2010 at 7:33 pm
How the fuck is it called "SIN CITY" and theres no fucking weed allowed? VEGAS DRUG LAWS=EPIC FAIL
SideCheckKick- April 13, 2010 at 5:45 pm
I couldn't agree more man, I love living in canada for its lax weed laws. I got caught with a quarter ounce and the cops just took it from me and told me to fuck off, they really can't be bothered with anything small time, just the big time operations... so I went home where the rest of my weed was and got really baked and basked in my own awesomeness. Sounds like Mike is fucked though, those U.S.A chronic laws are waaay too harsh...
tallkitchenbags- April 13, 2010 at 5:17 pm
how fucking gay is that image? timbits just happened to have his shit off. looks like they smoked a bit and are about to indulge in a little foreplay. fags.
BJJ Pennguin- April 13, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Its definitely medical marijuana

oh and fuck bitches
RPS13- April 13, 2010 at 1:29 pm
you can get out of anything with a good lawyer and enough money
robthom- April 13, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Meh @ "sexual assault" until I hear the details.

He probably wouldn't give her the weed before he got the tang so she called the police on him.

Thats what bitches do these days because they can.
HeavyHandedHawaiian- April 13, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Was this what King Mo was talking about when he said he "ends careers"??
Almost North- April 13, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Where did you get this photo? Google pictures search for "Mike Whitehead + plant" ?
AkilleeZ- April 13, 2010 at 12:07 pm
First off...cops are fucking RETARDS. They pick up a dime bag an say its street value is $900 dollars. He probably had a nice size room dedicated to growing, but I doubt it was yielding anymore than a few pounds every few months.
ktfo- April 13, 2010 at 11:45 am
herb gardens are a big no no in nevada, they have zero tolerance laws. glad i live in so cal, where im kush'n it daily. recreational use of marijuana will be legal here in november.
CAPS LOCK TOMMY- April 13, 2010 at 11:32 am
I AGREE FUCK THOSE LYING BITCHES
DazedNConfused- April 13, 2010 at 11:20 am
I love Canada. A friend of mine was pulled over with 23 pounds in the trunk of his car and that was well over a year ago. 2 weeks ago they finally sentenced him. To 1 year house arrest. He can still go to work, has 5 hours leisure time every week, and can even drink and have up to 4 friends at his house. Sadly, in Nevada it's a whole different story. Mike Whitehead might be shit out of luck, and with that much weed and that expensive of an operation you know for a fact their were some wealthy investors trusting Whitehead with their capital. There's going to be some pissed people pretty soon.

As for the sexual assault thing, fuck that. Bitches lie, all the time. I will believe that one when I see it.
Negativecreep0- April 13, 2010 at 11:05 am
I never liked Mike because his name reminds me of a nasty thing a White head.............. puss filled postule.......
Komodo- April 13, 2010 at 10:30 am
Legalize the weeds.
cecils_pupils- April 13, 2010 at 10:16 am
yeah... not such a bright idea to have a grow operation in NV. homie should came to cali to set-up shop and he coulda done the damn thing legally. amateurs.
El Famous Burrito- April 13, 2010 at 10:05 am
All the legal problems of Ben Rothelisburger and Leroy Hill, but without the championships and money!
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