Dear Mr. Whithead

With regards to your pending legal troubles dated April 10th 2010, at your home in the 4600 block of Stuttgart Street.
Mike WTF were you thinking Dude!
Although there is no reliable statistic regarding the number of women who falsify Rape charges against men in the world. Some studies suggest the number could be in the 41 percentile region.
That said you showed extremely poor judgement in allowing two drunk women to spend the night in your bed.
Now understand that any guy who comes on to a passed out girl (with her friend watching right beside her) is a fucking piece of shit. Not to mention might be the biggest idiot in the Free World.
However, doing this type of thing whilst the Metal Halide bulbs burn brightly in your Grow Room shows a special type of stupidity that I can not completely put into words.
I doubt very much that things went down as these two women have reported but I still think your lapse in good judgement should garner you a big lesson in when to stay away from drunk stupid chicks in the future.

Remember:

It’s not rape if you yell “SURPRISE!” when you jump out of the bushes.

*EDIT* In this case the bushes were pot plants.

I don’t think she said no, so much as …..ewwwww…, I bet the whole rape thing came after the cops got ahold of her. If they dropped growing charges against him with that much weed, something fishy is going on. They probably fucked up the warrent or something. Prosecutor knew he couldn’t win that case so they put the screws to the two bimbos. He told them he would let them off for the two tabs of x and the roach in their ashtray if they would yell rape.

wtf are u doing shittin where you eat?

u dumb muddrfuker

Only a real jackass bangs random ho’s at his grow show. It’s like a not so subtle cry for help.

@ Under banga, you ever tried rodeo style, you mount your girl from behind, fondle her tits and whisper in her ear ” These feel nearly as nice as your sisters” Then you gotta hang on for eight seconds

Given Whiteheads performance in the cage on TUF, I’d say the bit about sitting on his stool staring into space is probably true, I doubt he would have managed to engage with his opponent for three minutes though.

And No is no, dont matter where what or how, bitch says no, you better stop

“Sometimes you just ride until the bell ” Life is just a rodeo :John Fogarty.
Bangi

This is Mike Tyson all over again. If some twat is stupid enough to get all fucked up and go to a hotel at four in the morning, what the fuck does she think is gonna happen.
The only thing Whitehead is guilty of is throwing the lamest three way in the history of man.

These chicks couldn’t stand the walk of shame the next day and decided they had been raped.Cock tease bitches, turned in their connection.

Johnny Cash, when asked about Mike Tyson’s conviction said
“It’s gettin so you can’t treat a whore like a whore these days.”

Sleep on the couch next time retard.

El Guapo makes a good point. The friend witnessed the whole incident of Whitehead having sex with her friend, and casually laid there while being groped herself?

Like Nick Ring’s impending engagement, something in this story isn’t adding up.

I can see him sitting in his chair afterward like private pyle with that creepy stare

All you guys giving Whitehead crap for lasting only 3 minutes aren’t reading it right. They said he lasted 3 minutes *after* she woke up. That was the championship round! Sounds like he turned it on for the extra few minutes, and then went and sat exhausted in his corner.

With his striking good looks, chiseled abs and outgoing personality, I’m surprised Whitehead would have to arm triangle choke a woman to put his penis in her. No way he’s guilty.

Sounds to me like he went for two and a half minutes before he realized his cup was still on.

“3 Minute” Mike Whitehead

Yeah, I’m sure she just wanted to lie in his bed and talk about feelings.

That said, I have rape charges winning via unanimous decision after Whitehead’s defense gases out late in the 2nd round.

@Get Off Me

I think my attempt at humor was missed. Your name was probably shouted by this girl several times once she woke up…

@blackboxmma
Naw man, cops sold them I bet.
@Gill-uh-Teen
yup, but have not been in a situation like that since my early teens. this sounds like something that goes on in a 15yr old’s bedroom(sadly younger theses days probably) after a house party while mom and dad are gone.

I ask any guy or girl here over 21, when was the last time you went to a party at someone’s house, partied, got drunk, lied in bed with someone and not had some sort of sexual relations with them?!?

In or out of the bed once the bitch says stop its a done deal. Now i dont feel bad for either of dem hoes and feel they are both somewhat responsible but I believe the rule is once they say no you get one more pump and your done. Better make it a good one.

The sad part of this story is that the plants were probably destroyed.

@Get Off Me

By your name, I’d say you’re pretty familiar with the situation.

On a serious note, I think you summed it up nicely. When you get in bed with someone, that is consent, when you get out of bed, that is rejection. Sexual Remorse is not the same thing as rape.

Caption: Here we see a blackhead popping a whitehead.

The second victim says “she witnessed the whole incident”? Huh??

She witnessed some dude jump into bed, pull down her passed out friend’s pants and proceed to have sex with her. And she didn’t do/say shit? Doesn’t make any damn sense..

Mike “Welcome to my Non-consensual Marijuana Love Jungle” Whitehead?

Don’t like it one bit, sorry to say, but this one’s 50/50, all are to blame and nobody needs to go to jail for this.
Sounds like the girls went over for a party and couldn’t hold their liquor too well.
If they want to play victim than I sincerely hope they have already entered alcohol treatment and have not drank since that night, chances are though, you will see these two friends in the VIP with the next guy who is going to “rape them” at Tao or something.
My rule is, you get into bed with someone, all is fair, you leave the bed, laws apply.
I wonder during this horrific incident if both girls were paralyzed with fear that one of them could simply not get out of there and call the cops, find their purse with the pepper spray and let Whitey have it.
It’s like the slutty girl we all know who used to run and cry rape when she slept with someone new in your circle of friends….it’s sad really and wastes tax dollars for this to have to play out in court.

They’re just after his money, I’m sure.

Dude was hammered and thought he’d go for the threesome. can’t blame him for that.

HOWEVER, if a bitch tells you to quit banging her, you are either doing a terrible job or you shouldn’t have started in the first place. Fucking a girl in her sleep is a definite scum maneuver, even if she is a tease for agreeing to sleep in his bed, but not with him.

New nickname time?

Mike “Shit I just came and I just put the tip in” Whithead
Mike “Sex with me is more boring than a Jake Shields fight” Whitehead
Mike “The Dream Creeper” Whitehead
Mike “Just look at my last name, get it?!” Whitehead
Mike “The 2 Pump Chump” Whitehead
“Minute” Mike Whitehead

Interesting to see rape sexual assault finally get a tag on CP.