Brock Lesnar F5′s CroCop for the win

Mirko ain’t exactly a well-rounded “martial artist” either… he’s about as much a one-trick pony as Brock is. Mirko’s trick is kickboxing, and Brock’s is wrestling. The difference is, Brock has only been doing this for a couple years and is bound to evolve, while Mirko is all he’s ever going to be.

I bet Mirko looks down on Brock for being a former pro wrestler, yet he’s the one with a resume padded with cans who’re wearing masks and/or 7-ft tall. That’s what you call ironic.

I can’t believe I’m defending Cock Chestner.

This is how Lesnar/Filipovic would go:

-leg kick by Cro Cop
-leg kick attempt by Cro Cop
-take down by Lesnar
-TKO via homicide

he has a better chance than anyone other than cain or carwin, you see the people lesnar gets? all has beens. even couture he has no future in HW divison.

all i can say is, just like kim couture, if he stuffs one take down brock is hurt. as for brushing off a leg kick from crocop? that like brushing off a snap from a broken crane cable. crocop cripples people with single kicks to the body. brock couldnt handle mir on the feet, crocop would mutilate brocks quad. it was hard for crocop to defend on from his back because he has never had to deal with elbows…i honestly dont think brock has anything for him that anyone else hasnt already brought.

as for the machida comment, thats some dumb shit. machida has always fought that way and BJ beat him normal scoring in thier fight..good thing he wasnt the fav in that fight or he would have actually won.

machidas lateral movement looks more spectacular when idiots run at him like zombies. hes not gonna manhandle a HW, and hes not gonna outstrike a k1 beast

i thought all that recent ‘one fight deal’ and the ‘dream contract’ was already exposed as spin on DW’s part to make it look like 1 fight contracts will never happen again??

Now that I think about it, I would love to see the UFC feed Cro Cunt to Lesnar. It would certainly accomplish a number of things. Most notably, it would build further credibility for Lesnar as the champion. Also, it would give a nice payback to Cro Cunt for all his recent bullshit. With Mirko’s recent history, Lesnar would surely throw him around the ring like a Croatian rag doll.

And if Mirko is so concerned that Lesnar lacks technique, perhaps he can challenge Lesnar to a non-contact kata match. Fucking goof.

“If you can’t overcome size and power with skill and technique, then your skill and technique is lackingIf you can’t overcome size and power with skill and technique, then your skill and technique is lacking”

Are you fucking kidding? What the fuck is the point of weight classes then.

Kim Couture is … Says:
Tue, 07/21/2009 – 19:38
@ just some dong ———–

Aside from a deviated septum and a lingering injuries not to mention the new experience of fighting in the cage all contributed to Mirko’s quick first stint in the UFC. A fully MOTIVATED Mirko will be a very scary fight for Brock.”

>>> I think Mirko has a deviated vagina but whatever….

“….if Mirko can defend the takedown for a round it would be over. his arsenal of kicks and punches is ridiculous. The thing about MIRKO IS HIS RIGHT STRAIGHT IS devastating AND THAT SETS UP THE LEFT HIGH KICK MISSILE. Mirko by KO if he can keep it up, if not Mirko is mince meat.”

>>> What happens if he hits him with his best shots and Brock just shrugs them off? I guess then Mirko is mince meat then, too….

END OF RESPONSE TO THREAD.

“Smeewa Says:
Tue, 07/21/2009 – 19:07
Cro Cop has awesome take down defense and legendary striking.
but lesnar is a monster.

cant wait till some one works out the lesnar enigma

id love to see this fight end in a left high kick (from either fighter).”

>>> If Brock ends the fight with a High Kick, then the entire UFC is in big trouble ’cause that would mean that Brock has improved his MMA Skills dramatically and is no longer a one-dimensional(albeit very effective) fighter.

“u02jgc9 Says:
Tue, 07/21/2009 – 18:48

If he goes unbeaten for awhile- I say Steve Porn Stash gets distracted and Dean Martin hits him with a flying knee”

>>> Dean Martin comes back from the Dead and hits Brock with his knee?? I wonder what his pal Jerry Lewis would think?

This Logan woman better watch out what she says about Brock ’cause Sable can and will kick her ass.

“Aside from a deviated septum and a lingering injuries not to mention the new experience of fighting in the cage all contributed to Mirko’s quick first stint in the UFC.”

You forgot to mention all that sand he had in his vagina, too.

I am of the opinion that Brock is going to be the 1st person to kill someone in the cage, although it’d be an accident. If this fight ever happens, it has a great chance of happening.

Brock via Suplex neck-breakl.

@ just some dong ———–

Uhhh ya, he does have balls. Mirko’s reign in PRIDE was one of the most prolific and well documented runs in MMA history. I understand your probably 3 maybe 4 years in to being a fan of MMA just do your homework before you post ludicracy.

Aside from a deviated septum and a lingering injuries not to mention the new experience of fighting in the cage all contributed to Mirko’s quick first stint in the UFC. A fully MOTIVATED Mirko will be a very scary fight for Brock.

….if Mirko can defend the takedown for a round it would be over. his arsenal of kicks and punches is ridiculous. The thing about MIRKO IS HIS RIGHT STRAIGHT IS devastating AND THAT SETS UP THE LEFT HIGH KICK MISSILE. Mirko by KO if he can keep it up, if not Mirko is mince meat.

END OF THREAD.

Wow, does this guy have some balls. Kongo and Gonzaga both beat the tar out of Cro Cop easily, and neither of those guys are very close to a shot at Lesnar after their recent losses. So yeah… way to call out someone you’ll likely never face, puppy-chow.

Cro Cop has awesome take down defense and legendary striking.
but lesnar is a monster.

cant wait till some one works out the lesnar enigma

id love to see this fight end in a left high kick (from either fighter).

open weight is bs – gracie took out a sumo wrestler – albeit a sumo wrestler with absolutely no experience whatsoever. I don’t think Brock is unbeatable – Slyvia looked bigger than him. I think he’s just a really good wrestler with great hip and head control on the ground that leads to those lunch box size hands reigning down death.

Shane Carwin or Cain really might be a good fight- need a solid wrestler to stuff takedown and OK standup – he really looked stunned by just a couple of Mir’s punches, amirite? I think when you see his fights takedowns are the it factor- except the Couture factor- that was just meh

If he goes unbeaten for awhile- I say Steve Porn Stash gets distracted and Dean Martin hits him with a flying knee

If sumhow Crocop can keep the fight standing i think he will no doubt out strike Lesnar but we all know lesnar will instantly go for the take down and do the lay on top hammer fist technique, hopefully Crocop can keep it standing.

As much as I hate the bastard, Brock would smash CC. No doubt.

NEW WEIGHT CLASS????
BULLSHIT!!!!!
why bother with that. He is the only fighter that heavy and skilled. I didnt see anyone screaming new weight class when Bob Sapp was gettin the shit kicked out of him. And as for brock getting “manhandled” for the 20 secs he stood for the fight, isnt Mirs thing his Jits? Hes not known for being a great striker except against sick old men. You people cry over stupid shit that is trivial. Honestly, hes a wrestler what did you expect him to do? Box Mir?

Cro Who?

Machida would kill Cro Cop. Silva would kill Cro Cop. Lastly, with any decent odds, I’d take GSP over Cro Cop.

If Machida gained up weight to fight BL, he would lose his life. He would actually do better with his normal weight and stay elusive as long as possible.

That being said, his only chance would be a 3-acre octagon to avoid the Bear.

Would anyone like to see Rampage fight Kenny Florian? what , thats ridiculous? well, its the same difference in pre fight weight that exists in almost all of Cock Chesters fights…. just sayin…..NEW WEIGHT CLASS NEW WEIGHT CLASS NEW WEIGHT CLASS…. IS MANDATORY.. for the continued growth of the sport…..open weight fights are sooo last century.

Is Logan refering to Brock being gross or that pinky finger of hers? Either way, she better watch her lip. UFC can replace her in a second.

And honestly, who f’ing cares what Logan Stanton thinks or says regarding MMA. She get’s paid to look hot, that’s it. Now shut your trap because no one cares to hear you talk. If we did, then the UFC would have Rogan prancing around with a Bud Light round number card and you’d be providing commentary next to Goldberg.

These chicks amaze me… just shut up and look good. Is it really that tough?

Lesnar by kick to the nuts.

If we’re talking about Heavyweights: Fabricio Werdum… it just sounds really cool on the UFC Pay Per View commercials.

Cro Cop used to be one of my favorite fighters, up until all the bullshit with DREAM and UFC. I hope Lesnar whoops his ass if Cro Cop ever gets a title shot. I would still love it if Cro Cop head-kicked Lesnar into lala land, though.

Cro Cop’s secret weapon against Lesnar: Steve “Porn Stash” Mazagotti.

Brock can’t be faulted for the number of fights. He’s done well for his short time in the UFC.

I bet it is hard as fuck to high kick someone when you can’t get off the ground…Mirko should talk to Kyle Maynard before saying such things.

Brock via ownage.

Brock is Barney.
A heavyweight Machida (evasive) would withstand Brock’s offense. Brock would turn purple by the 4th round…heat and overexertion will kill the big purple dinosaur.

i have to admit that id actually love to see this fight for some reason.

and for those keeping track at home, goog up there just used the phrase: “You know what Lesnar’s been doing? Beating the shit out of legends.”

That reference you made to Cro Cop wearing purina shorts was pretty brilliant though, so Id say you come out on top.

But for real. Lets not get crazy with Brocks achievements just yet. Once he hits 5 wins, we can talk achievements. :::crickets:::

[Please dont reply back with any reference that Mir is a legend]

if he could defend the takedown for a round it would be over. his arsenal of kicks and punches is ridiculous. The thing about MIRKO IS HIS RIGHT STRAIGHT IS SICK AND THAT SETS UP THE LEFT HIGH KICK MISSILE. Mirko by KO if he can keep it up, if not Mirko is mince meat.

Once Lesnar has Cro Cop on his back, Lesnar won’t stop throwing elbows till the only thing separating his elbow from the mat is some gooey substance that use to be Cro Cop’s face.

Lesnar vs CroCop under K1 rules, CroCop would kill him via KO.

Lesnar vs CroCop under UFC rules, Brock would take him down and ground and pound him.

Considering Cro Cop is about as dangerous on his back as a new born kitten, i can’t even see why any one is listening to him talk about being a challenge to anyone with at least the grappling proficiency a junior high school wrestler.

Brock is not Sapp…Brock Would brush off Cro Cops leg kicks, if he ever decides to throw one again, like it was nothing; that or if Cro Cop throws one it’ll probably end up bouncing off Brock- to which we then see how the Croations make the “Oh Shit” face.

cro cop would murder lesnar on the feet doubt he could keep it there tho. after nog beats brock this fight is probabally gonna happen. hope cro cop kicks his ass.

“If you can’t overcome size and power with skill and technique, then your skill and technique is lacking”

Come one Bens, there’s weight divisions in combat sports for a reason, a proportional scaling up of size nullifies skill and technique very quickly.

Just because there’s not enough numbers out there to justify having a heavier division to fight in doesn’t mean that someone with Chestnar’s optimal frame and muscle mass doesn’t belong in it. He’s good economics for the sport but horrible as a representative.

Cro Cop via take-down stopping/penis-tattoo crushing knee.

P.S. Brock is gay.

@El Famous

You are a wise man that could take Mike Goldberg’s job. I feel as if that concludes the arguments on this article

It was 99 streetdouche. Get your facts right.

He claims Brock has no martial skill, then calls him an experienced wrestler who learns quickly. Maybe Napao kicked him in the head harder then we thought.

Tackling someone to the ground and beating the living shit out of them has been around longer than all the martial arts combined.

Ground and pound…so easy, a caveman can do it.

“Cro-Crap and his Purina shorts.”

LOL!

…Nice one, Goog!

Crocop via cemetery head kick.

Horror Fighter’s quote, FTW!

Lesnar def. Cro Cop by KO (head kick)

How would Brock react to two or three good low kicks? With a quick takedown and angry gorilla-esq raping for 25 minutes or until Crocop loses consciousness, whichever is faster.

Piss on Cro-Crap and his Purina shorts. One thing I hate more than anything about the athletes (in any sport) is all the attention they receive while making up their mind what they wanna do. Pick an organization and start fighting, dumbass. I’m tired of reading about this guy, Brett Favre, Shaquille O’Neal. Do something and stop running your pussy ass back to Japan to regroup for an easy payday. You know what Lesnar’s been doing? Beating the shit out of legends. I say if these guys come back, they get at the back of the line.

Brock by Murder

Throwing sticks at the Bear only angers it.

mirko wont have to worry about any high kicks coming out of nowhere against lesnar. like i said before…lesnar was getting handled the 20 seconds they were on thier feet against mir. he has no stand up game….hes a big guy that hits hard and that will only get you so far in this game.

“I prefer skill and technique.” Yes. In Wing Chun kung fu, there is a technique called bil je, which is often used to drive the fingers into an opponent’s eye. Cro Cop executed it flawlessly at UFC 100.

Don’t see the big deal. He wasn’t talking shit, just stating fact. Brock is a big, strong fucker who will more than likely win his fights by smother and smash than slick armbar off his back. With that, Crocop by orbital smashing overhand left.

Brock via Mirko’s crushing self-defeat, by way of lack of motivation and overall bitchassness.