(Go ahead and turn off your speakers for this one.)
Well here it is, folks. The hands down greatest MMA fail of the year.
It’s kind of a shame, really. There’s so much time left in 2013, yet who in their right mind is going to even attempt to pull off a more embarrassing feat in the cage than the gentleman above? There is so much fail involved in this video that we’re almost certain it was a self-parody gone horribly awry.
Example #2: Dude is arrogant enough to celebrate pre-fight, yet self-conscious enough to don Under Armour during the actual fight.
Example #3: Dude does the Stockton “Come at me bro” taunt BEFORE A PUNCH HAS EVEN BEEN THROWN.
Example #4: Dude drops his hands and dares his opponent to knock him out.
Example #5: SAY GOODNIGHT.