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MMA FightPicker Update: UFC 113 Pools Open for Business

 
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UFC 113 goes down this Saturday at the Bell Centre in Montreal, featuring the long-awaited light-heavyweight title rematch between Lyoto Machida and Mauricio Rua, and the potential #1 welterweight contender’s match between Josh Koscheck and Paul Daley. (Plus, Kimbo Slice and a whole lot of Canadians.) We’ll be liveblogging the pay-per-view broadcast starting at 10 p.m. ET; come early to ensure seating.

If you feel like testing your prediction skills against the Potato Nation this week, please head over to MMA Fightpicker by Friday, enter some pools, and make your educated guesses on how the card will play out. The full question list is after the jump…

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– Machida vs. Rua @ UFC 113: Who will win? (Currently the most evenly-split question, with 50.3% of the picks in favor of the champ)

– Will Machida vs. Rua go to a decision?

– Koscheck vs. Daley: Who will win?

– Will Koscheck vs. Daley end in a KO/TKO before round 3?

Sam Stout vs. Jeremy Stephens: Who will win?

– Kimbo Slice vs. Matt Mitrione: Who will win?

– Patrick Côté vs. Alan Belcher: Who will win?

Tom Lawlor vs. Joe Doerksen: Who will win?

Marcus Davis vs. Jonathan Goulet: Who will win?

TJ Grant vs. Johny Hendricks: Who will win?

Tim Hague vs. Joey Beltran: Who will win?

Yoshiyuki Yoshida vs. Mike Guymon: Who will win?

– More KOs/TKOs or submissions at UFC 113? (Currently the most one-sided question, with 93.4% of the picks in favor of KOs/TKOs)

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fatbellyfrank- May 5, 2010 at 3:42 pm
drano, as long as you follow the directions you will be safe from any fagassery, but yeah, stay clear of the ASSstronauts, for what its worth, Rua to beat machida, because Overeems team snuck into machida's training camp and stole all his superpower piss , you know, just in case.

And Kos to TKO daley, Stout by KO, Kimbo via Boatyard beatdown, I'm actually gonna have to think about the rest.
dranokills- May 5, 2010 at 2:56 pm
ReX13 Says:
Wed, 05/05/2010 - 19:22

dranokills>> the story is that is was invented by some guy who worked for NASA. No, i'm not making that up.
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I believe ya bud I do, but you see now you are giving me ASStronaut, and I gotta run with it, you see?
Rex your killin me bro you are just killin me . HA
LockDown- May 5, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Awesome poster!
Chin In Eye- May 5, 2010 at 12:25 pm
There seems to be some issue using FightPicker with Chrome (it constantly reloads).

Totally got to get my act together so I can best "nick diaz and the dub sack".
ccman- May 5, 2010 at 11:23 am
Machida by a yet to be named counter strike but will get some name cool like 'dragon stomp" from a very stoned rogan.
Kos by full mop in face choke, followed by the fraggles storming the cage to the theme song
Kimbo by beard afro sheen choke... but they will call it a KO to keep the fear of his power alive.
Cote by whatever he feels like doin saturday
steampunk22- May 5, 2010 at 10:49 am
@Peanutbutter

I can dig it, man. The only wrench in that plan is whether or not Koschek and Stephens can get it to the ground. Stout likes to stand, so does Daley. Hmmm....

Plus it depends on if Kos can stick to a realistic game plan and not get goaded into going toe to tow with Daley like an idiot.

Hmmmmmmmmm......

ReX13- May 5, 2010 at 10:19 am
El Famous>> i am honestly surprised by this. I would have expected you to rocket down that driveway at high speed, laughing heartily all the way.

Apparently, you did not use enough.

By the way fellas, trust me on this one: KY Yours + Mine. Use as directed. You are welcome.
peanutbuttter- May 5, 2010 at 10:18 am
I got submissions on this one guys. Hendricks, goulet, kimbo, stephens, koscheck.
El Famous Burrito- May 5, 2010 at 10:01 am
That's the key, USE AS DIRECTED.
El Famous Burrito- May 5, 2010 at 9:33 am
I once put Astroglide on a cardboard box and tried to "sled" down an inclined concrete driveway.


It didn't work out too good.

But, I did get to tell people I got these scabby elbows from an unfortunate incident with Astroglide.

It was a lonely Summer after that, and, like a dumbass, I had used up all my Astroglide.

Jabsent- May 5, 2010 at 9:26 am
"DUDE! anything that sounds like ASS and GLIDE is something I just have to avoid, word?"

...that's tha joke.
ReX13- May 5, 2010 at 9:22 am
dranokills>> the story is that is was invented by some guy who worked for NASA. No, i'm not making that up.
dranokills- May 5, 2010 at 9:14 am
ReX13 Says:
Wed, 05/05/2010 - 16:18

Fatbellyfrank>>A little astroglide and you can squeeze in pretty much anywhere, my friend. Or so i'm told.
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DUDE! anything that sounds like ASS and GLIDE is something I just have to avoid, word?

As for my picks, well I'm just NOT saying, I haven't won dick, and I have tried really hard, so I'm feeling lucky (punk, well do I?), so yeah I'm gonna beat all YOUR asses on this pick thing.....or I'm gonna cry!
Bob Reilly- May 5, 2010 at 8:50 am
I hear wutangshogun aint nothin to fuck wit.
wutangshogun- May 5, 2010 at 7:52 am
Wutangshogun is here now, prepare for anniliation
Kimbos Bread- May 5, 2010 at 7:46 am
I'm curious to know if anyone picked Belcher over Côté, and why?
KingZipperhed- May 5, 2010 at 7:37 am
And what happens with my fightpicker? You better not knock me ten points ben and newdad.
KingZipperhed- May 5, 2010 at 7:35 am
If Meathead and Kimbo simultaneously connect with powerbombs to each others respective off buttons and both go down in a heap does everbody win ?
Griz8WhiteHYPE- May 5, 2010 at 6:56 am
Does Fightpicker not work for anyone else? I've tried to log in at home and work- Firefox, IE, doesn't matter- should I take this personally? All I get is an error message stating: There was an error in the page you requested.
Anyone have similar issues?
k-onda- May 5, 2010 at 6:49 am
Machida via boot to da face! Or, Rua via read neckid, or Machida via elbow to the jugular, or Rua via upper cut, or Machida via praying mantis, or Rua via scissors kick! Who am I kidding, we all know it's going decision.
fatbellyfrank- May 5, 2010 at 6:27 am
astroglide you say, I'll give it a try, see you all at fightpicker (If i get there)
Anonymous Henchman 0731- May 5, 2010 at 6:20 am
On paper this card has all the makings of an old fashionned barn burner from top to bottom but I wouldn't be surprised if there were 6-7 decisions.
ReX13- May 5, 2010 at 6:18 am
Fatbellyfrank>>A little astroglide and you can squeeze in pretty much anywhere, my friend. Or so i'm told.
fatbellyfrank- May 5, 2010 at 6:15 am
Doesn't really leave much room for anything else does it
Bob Reilly- May 5, 2010 at 6:08 am
Last!
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