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MMA Impressions With Jade Bryce, Part 2: The Thrill of Victory [VIDEO]


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Well, we warned you. Bellator ring girl Jade Bryce has returned for another installment of “MMA Impressions” for CagePotato.com, in which she gives her own unique take on these classic victory celebrations:

- BJ Penn‘s blood-licking
- Stephan Bonnar‘s thousand-yard stare
- Ronaldo “Jacare” Souza‘s gator-crawl
- Anderson Silva‘s guitar-strum
- Phil Baroni‘s “I’M THE MAN!” speech
- Roy Nelson‘s belly-rub
- Tito Ortiz‘s grave-digger
- The Rampage howl
- Jamie Varner‘s chicken/naptime/worm routine
- King Mo‘s energy-drink shower

Epic upon epic. If you dug this video, let Jade know on Twitter @TheJadeBryce, and get to know her even better at OfficialJadeBryce.com!

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Mr_Misanthropy- August 14, 2013 at 10:45 am
@ taco sauce

I was suggesting I'd knock her up with a 16 pounder but we all know the shame and guilt from the nightmarish experience would probably lead her to drown her sorrow in rocky road ice cream slathered in country gravy.
Fried Taco- August 14, 2013 at 8:38 am
@Mr_Mis - a couple of months? Are you going to impregnate her with an alien baby? Or will she be so ashamed and depressed after sleeping with you that she'll let her body go and become a fat, lazy slob. Yeah, I bet that's it ;-)
Jon Fitch and Exciting in the same sentence- August 14, 2013 at 5:52 am
Oh Jade...I would be impressed watching you do just about anything. Wash dishes, channel surf on the couch, rake leaves. So long as you do it in a bikini.
As Good As Anyone- August 14, 2013 at 5:51 am
@ ArmFarmer

Me too... Maybe cage potato lusts over the music? These impressions certainly aren't exactly erecting the celebrations in any way by stimulating them any more than the originals. However, after watching that, my brain is no longer in it's normal flaccid state. Very strange...
ArmFarmer- August 13, 2013 at 9:24 pm
She's really pretty awful at these impressions, but for some strange reason I don't believe accurate impressions is really the point of these.. I think it's something else, although I can't quite put my finger in it.
danomite- August 13, 2013 at 7:30 pm
is there any behind the scenes footage of stuff, like, i don't know, maybe from the King Mo bit? I was just wondering how she got all that diet coke off her.
Mr_Misanthropy- August 13, 2013 at 2:29 pm
Jade, I can totally help your impression of Roy Nelson. It's going to take a couple beers and a little patience, but after a couple months you'll be able to nail that thing.

Also you could totally practice your Tito on my kitchen floor.
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