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MMA Meme of the Day: Clark Gracie, Ridiculously Photogenic Jiu-Jitsu Guy

(The original image, via Deadspin.)

Meet Clark Gracie. The decorated BJJ blackbelt is the son of Carley Gracie, the master of the Clarkoplata (Crucifix Omoplata hybrid), and the owner of The Clark Gracie Jiu Jitsu Academy in La Jolla, CA. He also happens to be a ridiculously photogenic guy, capable of making a blackbelt grappling match look like an Esquire Magazine photo-shoot. Even though this image has been around for a while now, the jokesters over at quickmeme have finally taken notice and created “Ridiculously Photogenic Jiu-Jitsu Guy” in his honor. We’ve compiled some of the best ones after the jump.

Overall, a decent start. Some of these are pretty good, some of these are so-so, and, like most memes, most of the others are extremely repetitive knock-offs. Surely, you guys can do better, right? Prove it in the comments section.



  1. AndyInflammatory Says:

    Wed, 03/27/13 - 05:36

    How do you pronounce that shit. Hlark? Stupid Brazilians
  2. Sho Nuff Says:

    Wed, 03/27/13 - 06:06

    Hey, beautiful Want to practice North-South position?
  3. El Guapo Says:

    Wed, 03/27/13 - 06:15

    Sure I'll show you some moves But it'll cost you 100 bucks an hour
  4. 2DaDeath Says:

    Wed, 03/27/13 - 06:37

    Gets you hot Under the collar choke
  5. The12ozCurls Says:

    Wed, 03/27/13 - 07:24

    That guys arm is the smallest thing between his legs
  6. crappiefloper Says:

    Wed, 03/27/13 - 07:36

    Why? Because FUCK YOU, that's why
  7. crappiefloper Says:

    Wed, 03/27/13 - 07:43

    My Americana don't-want-none-unless-you-got-buns Hun!
  8. RSparrow Says:

    Wed, 03/27/13 - 09:04

    Brazilian porn raises the bar yet again...
  9. Mr_Misanthropy Says:

    Wed, 03/27/13 - 09:50

    Sweats Gucci fragrances- a different one for each day of the week. Makes unarmed combat look gayer than a Broadway musical. Wants to submit you in thirty seconds... so he can return some videotapes. When not grappling- works as a department store mannequin.
  10. eselockster Says:

    Wed, 03/27/13 - 09:58

    looks even sexier when he does it to fezzik, inconceivable!!
  11. eselockster Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 12:00

    u know cuz he kinda looks like the dude from princess bride..............i dont have to fuckin impress you people
  12. angry little feet Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 03:43

    I approve of this meme.
  13. Thumblaster Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 04:02

    It's not a hip toss , he's just sitting on the other dudes boner
  14. Clyde Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 04:22

    Taps your girlfriend. You applaud.
  15. kid4544 Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 04:26

    Submission... Is a given
  16. kid4544 Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 04:27

    No Gi... Is where she wants him to be
  17. El Famous Burrito Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 05:22

    Photogenic? You know, Seth, its 2013. Its okay if you just come out and say you think he's handsome and want to bury your face in his chest muscles.
  18. Alan K Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 06:08

    His submissions are slick...and so is his hair. Seriously, though, if Helio were alive today he would hate this guy because his name doesn't start with an R.
  19. ReX13 Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 06:09

    Sexier than a gogo .... (either kind)
  20. ReX13 Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 06:09

    Loves North-South ... NO ONE COMPLAINS
  21. ReX13 Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 06:14

    He definitely has a omoplata of unusual size.
  22. ReX13 Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 06:14

  23. ReX13 Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 06:16

    Sweeps you off your base ... AND YOUR FEET
  24. ReX13 Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 06:17

    wants to mount you ... NO ONE ARGUES
  25. haus66 Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 06:19

    @eselockster - Cary Elwes. ASSSSS YOOOOUUUUU WIIIIIIIISH!
  26. padster007 Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 06:52

    i'll give you a reach around whilst you check my ass out!
  27. padster007 Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 07:04

    Gives you a reach around whilst you check my ass out!
  28. smellypiratehooker Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 08:10

    Escapes the choke Captures you heart.
  29. smellypiratehooker Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 08:12

    Goes for the finish You fake it.
  30. smellypiratehooker Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 08:13

  31. algiersheadkick504 Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 08:31

    Rear naked chokes yur choke
  32. SethF Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 08:34

    I lol'd.
  33. Fried Taco Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 08:59

    Farts in your face You enjoy the smell
  34. The12ozCurls Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 09:17

    His submissions are slick Just like his manicured scrotum
  35. The12ozCurls Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 09:28

    Expert at Busting Arms Master at Busting Hymens
  36. mma4ever Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 09:47

    Rung like a rammer........brazilian gammer ?
  37. mma4ever Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 09:50

    The look away crotch cricket
  38. themagicbean Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 10:44

    Mashes genitals against your arm No homoplata
  39. algiersheadkick504 Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 11:41

    Passing the yur girlfriends heart
  40. mma4ever Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 01:07

    U try putting a gracies jammy jams on.....bad boy.
  41. The12ozCurls Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 01:53

    I'm shocked and awed that you approve.
  42. Clark Gracie hailed as the David Beckham of BJJ? | Razi BJJ Blog: MMA and BJJ Journal Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 02:18

    [...] Cage Potato further captured the photo’s gone viral: Cage Potato – Clark Gracie ridiculously-photogenic-jiu-jitsu-guy [...]
  43. jonjonesbentley Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 06:32

    Wearing your heart on your sleeve never felt so right
  44. mma4ever Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 06:38

    The flying flamingo
  45. mma4ever Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 06:42

    The whatcha talking bout willis
  46. mma4ever Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 06:48

    When you're this polite dont look when they wipe.
  47. mma4ever Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 07:49

    When u make fun of his hair u better be ware.....cause under the gi there's no underwear
  48. mma4ever Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 07:50

    I got nothing else to do but this....need some help guys
  49. mma4ever Says:

    Thu, 03/28/13 - 07:56

    Its called the u order bacon but i bring u sausage

    Fri, 03/29/13 - 01:03

    Look i'm grappling, can we go now?

    Fri, 03/29/13 - 01:04

    You had me at "hey bro"
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