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MMA Photo Tribute: 16 Seriously Messed-Up Eyes [UPDATED]


(Chris Tuchscherer)

From Fedor Emelianenko to Dwayne Lewis, gruesome eye injuries are so hot right now in MMA. So we thought we’d make them the subject of our latest photo tribute. Because it’s all fun and games until…you know. Lots more after the jump.


(Marcus Davis)


(Fedor Emelianenko)


(John Howard)


(Josh Koscheck)


(James Irvin)


(Rich Franklin)


(Jon Fitch)


(Cub Swanson)


(Dwayne Lewis)


(Nick Diaz)


(Wanderlei Silva)


(Mirko Cro Cop)


(Kazushi Sakuraba)


(Lyoto Machida)


(Martin Kampmann)

Update: We just had to add Diego Sanchez from his fight against Kampmann at UFC on Versus 3. So does that make it 17 seriously messed-up eyes or 18?

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P2- March 3, 2011 at 9:15 pm
Chris Tuchscherer- When this guy broke his chains in "300," I almost shit my pants.

Marcus Davis- When this guy broke his chains in "Goonies," I almost shit my pants.

Lyoto Machida- When Shogun broke this guy's chain of wins, I almost shit my pants.
CapitalQ- March 3, 2011 at 5:52 pm
@stewie. Your comment is as stupid as the show your name is based off of.
Smitty- March 3, 2011 at 4:52 pm
Could someone please tell me what the fuck Morningwood is talking about?
stewiegriffin- March 3, 2011 at 4:51 pm
A PAGE FULL OF PICS WITH 1 PARAGRAPH IS NOT AND ARTICLE! Maybe atleast add a line to say after which fight pic is from even though most of them are obvious and recent.
El Guapo- March 3, 2011 at 4:15 pm
I wonder what Marcus Davis thinks about the notion that Nate Dog has pillow fists?
P2- March 3, 2011 at 4:14 pm
It's strange how fake some eye injuries look (I don't mean Josh Koscheck's reactions to them.) If you saw some of these pictures as a makeup test for a movie, you'd tell the special effects guy to stop doing acid and pull it back a bit. The human body is a strange thing.
The Oracle of MMA- March 3, 2011 at 3:53 pm
OK lets take the picture of Marcus Davis for example. Imagine poor Mr. Davis boarding a plane with that eye then travelling to 35,000 ft. I can't remember his name but one of the Pittsburgh Penguins had that happen late last year. The whole side if his melon was just huge lol. The best part was when he looked back to the seats behind him and said "can you tell I got hit?" or something like that. It was on that Penguins/Capitals TV show leading up to the winter classic. Hilarious stuff
Clyde- March 3, 2011 at 3:39 pm
Shit, no more edit option. I meant "I'm" obviously. How the fuck did I even hit "f" there.
Clyde- March 3, 2011 at 3:32 pm
This is exactly why I don't compete. I'f far too pretty for this shit. Good list though.
AndyInflammatory- March 3, 2011 at 3:22 pm
oh man some of those were sphincter-clenchers
DangadaDang- March 3, 2011 at 2:45 pm
Man Kampmann's is always tough to look at. Can't wait till he bitch slaps Diego tonight.
Morningwood- March 3, 2011 at 2:45 pm
what a diego sanchez post BJ Penn pounded him.
RwilsonR- March 3, 2011 at 2:37 pm
I don't know what it is about Chris Tuchscherer, but he just looks like he would have been a MacArthur Grant winner.
logdog52- March 3, 2011 at 2:27 pm
*literally
logdog52- March 3, 2011 at 2:26 pm
Looking at those litteraly made my balls hurt
Jim Lahey- March 3, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Marcus Davis looks like ET
valetudorules- March 3, 2011 at 2:18 pm
holy moly
myklhoey- March 3, 2011 at 2:17 pm
they cant see cena
Chael Sonnens Balls- March 3, 2011 at 2:13 pm
Looks a lot like my Ex Girlfriend after some eye candy!
nicey- March 3, 2011 at 2:12 pm
Lewis' eye wins as nastiest eye injury in the history of televised MMA. That thing grew tenfold in no time, it was so disgusting!!!
Goog- March 3, 2011 at 2:10 pm
Be a shame if that happened to both of Jon Jones' eyes in the first round against Rua. Truly it would.
agentsmith- March 3, 2011 at 2:05 pm
More camel-toes than a strip bar!
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Elentius- March 3, 2011 at 2:05 pm
Not sure about that Bob. I kinda like the most recent one when he was smashing BJs face. I hope he does it for all threee rounds next time.
PingPong- March 3, 2011 at 2:04 pm
Marcus Davis has a Kuato.
KarmaAteMyCat- March 3, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Those are so awesome.
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