every single one of your comments on CP was extremely homosexual and everyone knows that you love the cock. I’m just stating the obvious.

You are the one bringing up gay scenarios loser. Think before you type retard, you just sound like an idiot.

@Smitty
yeh, something like that.

And 831 Son, if you are looking for a gay match-making website, you are in the wrong place. Go look for your love partner somewhere else if HAL doesnt satisfy you no more.

Wow obviously we have queers on this site that like to make up homosexual fantasies about other people.. Kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.

@ KillDozer
You mean Fl”E”shlight.

The Japanese Love Egg!

Order now, and for the price of one, you’ll get 11 more free! Shipped in a special unassuming styrophoam container.

CAPSLOCKHAL told me he uses “flashlight” on his boyfriend 831 Son when he asks HAL what is it like to do it with a lady.
True story.

“…when normal jerking-off loses it’s sense of mystery and romance.”

Nut Puncher 9000 Says:
Thu, 09/03/2009 – 15:03

“Suicide fuel right there.”

and everyone else

best comment section ever

some classic shit, guys.

I was at these fights (had a couple of friends fighting, including Howard) and they were pretty good. Everyone was laughing about the Fleshlight stuff though.

What was kind of crappy is they told everyone (fighters, fans, etc) that they were going to give $5k from Fleshlight to the fighter(s) of the night. There were some real wars that night, everyone wanted that money.

However, they gave the $5k to Nick “No Ground Game” Gonzales who got beat up for half of a round on the mat before catching a lucky shot and having his opponent quit in-between rounds.

There were some awesome stoppages and 2 people were choked to sleep, but they just HAPPEN to give the money to Nick after a less-than-stellar outing? Hell, Ricco landed a head kick to finish Howard! And Nick who just HAPPENS to have filmed a promo for them gets the cash? WEAK!

Oh? And the icing on the cake? Nick missed weight. He weighed in once (overweight) then just said “I ain’t cuttin’ anymore”.

Time to go check out the ol’ wall street journal.

I know- right?

Can you imagine if they were females? Gross.

Wait-a-sec… nowhere does it say the sex of the lube wrestlers. I think I’m gonna pass on this one.

No chance of people checking for greasing in this event…

J-dog
Either your penis is your friend and his wife is your hand, or your friend lied to you. It seems to me that it’d be more work to use the toy than to just lay there and take it.
From an advertising standpoint, you’re gonna get your product out to alot of 18-30 something lonely dudes, though. Perfect. Can’t fault them for good ides, just bad implementation of those ideas.

if i order one, what are the chances it arrives before the lube wrestling starts?

What the fuck, are you serious rokabee? That’s pretty funny.

my adult softball team was named the fleshlights, after 3 weeks they made us change the name to the flashlights.

Sign up Aaron Brink for this event NOW.

Haha BPD

Funny shit man. Comment of the week. Give this man an outdated shirt!

Fucking Hilarious bpd.

on edge,

As long as I have your mouth, no reason to invest in a fleshlight.

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“I just take care of myself and…see ya later, ladies.”??! LOL

I will never read the phrase “interactive stream” the same way again.

The fleshlight, when hammer punches just aint gettin it anymore.

christ somebody stop me, so many one liners so little time.

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I want to comment on this.. but I just don’t know what to say.. I’m at a loss for words.

I wouldnt pay 10 bucks to watch these choda’s. Google, you should sign up, you might have a chance…

Haha bpd! That comment cracked me up!

We’ve survived Joe Son’s nutshots, McCain’s attempts at banning the sport, Jose Canseco vs. HMC, and now the Iceman is ballroom dancing on network television and fighters are endorsing Fleshlights. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.

Dojima for comment of the week!

that must be one huge paycheck for a guy to say the Fleshlight is a replacement to banging real humans… i always thought masturbation should be the silver-lining in a big storm cloud of failed pick-ups, not a pot of flesh-colored gold at the beginning of a rainbow.

An all new level of WTF just happened.

That’s pretty epic right there. I’m all for the Fleshlight. I know someone who has one. His wife uses it on him when he’s in the mood and she’s not. It feels pretty good.. uh, I mean he told me it feels real good…. Aaaanyway…..

I don’t know about the idea of having a masturbation toy promote an MMA fighting event…. the sport already gets enough flack from homophobes for being homo-erotic….. now lets give guys credit toward a jack-off device for watching a fight. Hmm….

Your move, Condom Depot.

you have got to be fucking kidding? There’s a guy who might have 1 to many child support payments to make. Who else would do a promo like that?

Suicide fuel right there.