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MMA Video Party: Low Blow and Eye-Poke Megamix, Dana White’s First UFC Interview + More

(Props: jamie98s via Fightlinker)

What better way to start your week than a ten-minute lowlight video of MMA fighters getting blasted in the testicles, eye-gouged, and kicked in the head while they’re down? All your favorite fouls are here, including: Gabriel Gonzaga‘s infamous nut-punt on Chris Tuchscherer, Frank Mir getting curb-stomped by Wes Sims, and the impressive moment when Brandon Vera was able to kick Randy Couture in the groin and poke him in the eye at the same time. Brandon, if you’re remembered for nothing else — and let’s be honest, you probably won’t be — may you be remembered for that.

After the jump: Some squirrelly-lookin’ kid from Boston named "Dana" (LOL, that’s a girl’s name!) shows up at UFC 30 and tells James Werme how he’s going to turn the organization around. Lots of luck, buddy. Also, two quick knockouts just because we love you.

(Props: Lixadellic)

(Anuwat Kaewsamrit gets savagely chopped down by Sergio Wielzen at a Muay Thai match last month in Switzerland. Head/leg/leg/leg/leg/head combo FTW. Props: Gasigijtamrong.)

(The latest example of "fighter fakes like he’s going to touch gloves, then knocks out his opponent in three seconds," from a Throwdown in Jamestown event on Saturday. Poor James Marohl. So trusting. Props: albertroux)

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darciesdaddy- June 7, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Ring girl ass aside, do you think any promoters see someone sucker punch someone while they touch gloves and thinks, "I gotta sign that guy, he's got mad skills?" Sure way to stay local, no matter how many nobodies you knock out when they aren't looking.
DangadaDang- June 7, 2010 at 4:58 pm
Proprs to Burrito for the Seinfeld reference, George Costanza was the OG TUF
WalksInTheDarkness- June 7, 2010 at 4:18 pm
And of course, guaranteed before any fight you'll hear Rogan say, "He doesn't knee people in the groin on purpose it's just accidental." That dude has kneed so many fighters in the groin, you'd thick with his supposed kick boxing background he could throw a legal knee.

And look, no mini novel...
ragtop89- June 7, 2010 at 3:30 pm
lol Why is the ring girl on the last video on the right hand side walking on her tip toes the entire time? Like she has some heels lol!
ThrashingMad- June 7, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Am I the only one who finds young Dana kind of endearing? I feel like if he still looked and spoke like that today I wouldn't hate him nearly as much.
Clyde- June 7, 2010 at 1:20 pm
The feigning touch gloves should be punishable by fine and suspension. I don't mind if you think "I'm not touching gloves - it's fucking stupid". But to walk in like you're going to and then sucker punching them is unforgiveable. What a cunt.

Thanks for pointing out the asses at the end though guys. I started reading the comments after the knock out and didn't see them first time through.

Also, Kongo really needs to learn where and when he's allowed to knee. He's making a bit too much of a habit of that and they haven't got the ones to Buentello in there.
Angry Whopper- June 7, 2010 at 11:45 am
DFW looks like he's put on about 40 lbs since then. Gonzaga likes to destroy testicles all over the place, doesn't he?

Change the rules! If a muhfuh is looking to ground and pound someone, nobody gives a good Goddamn if one of his knees is touching the mat or not. The bottom guy ought to be able to kick dude in the head repeatedly if he wants to. Since, you know, he's ON THE GROUND.
Zee German- June 7, 2010 at 9:21 am
Dana White looks incredibly british in that video. Basically like Morrissey's evil little brother.
Joedirt- June 7, 2010 at 8:32 am
Must agree with Everlast66... that dude in the last video is a douche bag. Anyone can win a fight with a sucker punch. I mean normally I say there is no such thing as a sucker punch... its called "the first punch" but still that was low. If I was fighting him and saw that fight vid first... I'd go out with the hand up and then Gonzaga him in the marble pouch "ohhh sorry... I missed the inside leg kick... oh...."
Joedirt- June 7, 2010 at 8:21 am
Why were there no Cyborg nut shot videos?
HotPotato- June 7, 2010 at 8:17 am
That dude who walks infront of the camera right when they're about to "touch gloves" in the last video is a dick. I hope he burns in hell.

I bet those girls are butterfaces too.

... Such positive thinking.
Joedirt- June 7, 2010 at 8:10 am
My balls ran up into my gut for protection after watching the first video.... luckily the last video made them drop again.
Imagine if the "nut punch" or "scrote-kick" was legal? EVERY fight... first round KO.
jimbonics- June 7, 2010 at 8:07 am
curb-stimping ftw.
shitbag- June 7, 2010 at 7:51 am
Yup^^^ All the videos are cool to watch, but the close up of the fine ass in the last one is the icing on the cake.
nicey- June 7, 2010 at 7:39 am
holy fucking velociraptor jesus those ring girls' asses are FINE.
VisitingDeadAncestors- June 7, 2010 at 7:38 am
Dana looks hilarious with hair.
Joedirt- June 7, 2010 at 7:33 am
What the hell Dana.... did you eat James Werme after the interview?
"Dana what can we look forward to with this organization?"
"Well first off we are going to freeze the fighters pay and get on a strict chicken wing diet"
Viva Hate- June 7, 2010 at 7:31 am
That my friends is some quality ring girl ass right there. Shame half of the guys in the first video have trouble enjoying it still.
Everlast66- June 7, 2010 at 6:59 am
Dude in that last video is an asshole.

Ring girls are banging, though. Why isn't that a universal uniform? Way better than those shorts the UFC has their girls wear.
El Famous Burrito- June 7, 2010 at 6:58 am
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of cages, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
Negativecreep0- June 7, 2010 at 6:43 am
nice teeth dana you puss
nicey- June 7, 2010 at 6:36 am
he said low blow.