Ring girl ass aside, do you think any promoters see someone sucker punch someone while they touch gloves and thinks, “I gotta sign that guy, he’s got mad skills?” Sure way to stay local, no matter how many nobodies you knock out when they aren’t looking.

Proprs to Burrito for the Seinfeld reference, George Costanza was the OG TUF

And of course, guaranteed before any fight you’ll hear Rogan say, “He doesn’t knee people in the groin on purpose it’s just accidental.” That dude has kneed so many fighters in the groin, you’d thick with his supposed kick boxing background he could throw a legal knee.

And look, no mini novel…

lol Why is the ring girl on the last video on the right hand side walking on her tip toes the entire time? Like she has some heels lol!

Am I the only one who finds young Dana kind of endearing? I feel like if he still looked and spoke like that today I wouldn’t hate him nearly as much.

The feigning touch gloves should be punishable by fine and suspension. I don’t mind if you think “I’m not touching gloves – it’s fucking stupid”. But to walk in like you’re going to and then sucker punching them is unforgiveable. What a cunt.

Thanks for pointing out the asses at the end though guys. I started reading the comments after the knock out and didn’t see them first time through.

Also, Kongo really needs to learn where and when he’s allowed to knee. He’s making a bit too much of a habit of that and they haven’t got the ones to Buentello in there.

DFW looks like he’s put on about 40 lbs since then. Gonzaga likes to destroy testicles all over the place, doesn’t he?

Change the rules! If a muhfuh is looking to ground and pound someone, nobody gives a good Goddamn if one of his knees is touching the mat or not. The bottom guy ought to be able to kick dude in the head repeatedly if he wants to. Since, you know, he’s ON THE GROUND.

Dana White looks incredibly british in that video. Basically like Morrissey’s evil little brother.

Must agree with Everlast66… that dude in the last video is a douche bag. Anyone can win a fight with a sucker punch. I mean normally I say there is no such thing as a sucker punch… its called “the first punch” but still that was low. If I was fighting him and saw that fight vid first… I’d go out with the hand up and then Gonzaga him in the marble pouch “ohhh sorry… I missed the inside leg kick… oh….”

Why were there no Cyborg nut shot videos?

That dude who walks infront of the camera right when they’re about to “touch gloves” in the last video is a dick. I hope he burns in hell.

I bet those girls are butterfaces too.

… Such positive thinking.

My balls ran up into my gut for protection after watching the first video…. luckily the last video made them drop again.
Imagine if the “nut punch” or “scrote-kick” was legal? EVERY fight… first round KO.

curb-stimping ftw.

Yup^^^ All the videos are cool to watch, but the close up of the fine ass in the last one is the icing on the cake.

holy fucking velociraptor jesus those ring girls’ asses are FINE.

Dana looks hilarious with hair.

What the hell Dana…. did you eat James Werme after the interview?
“Dana what can we look forward to with this organization?”
“Well first off we are going to freeze the fighters pay and get on a strict chicken wing diet”

That my friends is some quality ring girl ass right there. Shame half of the guys in the first video have trouble enjoying it still.

Dude in that last video is an asshole.

Ring girls are banging, though. Why isn’t that a universal uniform? Way better than those shorts the UFC has their girls wear.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon… you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of cages, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

nice teeth dana you puss

he said low blow.