What better way to start your week than a ten-minute lowlight video of MMA fighters getting blasted in the testicles, eye-gouged, and kicked in the head while they’re down? All your favorite fouls are here, including: Gabriel Gonzaga‘s infamous nut-punt on Chris Tuchscherer, Frank Mir getting curb-stomped by Wes Sims, and the impressive moment when Brandon Vera was able to kick Randy Couture in the groin and poke him in the eye at the same time. Brandon, if you’re remembered for nothing else — and let’s be honest, you probably won’t be — may you be remembered for that.
After the jump: Some squirrelly-lookin’ kid from Boston named "Dana" (LOL, that’s a girl’s name!) shows up at UFC 30 and tells James Werme how he’s going to turn the organization around. Lots of luck, buddy. Also, two quick knockouts just because we love you.
(Anuwat Kaewsamrit gets savagely chopped down by Sergio Wielzen at a Muay Thai match last month in Switzerland. Head/leg/leg/leg/leg/head combo FTW. Props: Gasigijtamrong.)
(The latest example of "fighter fakes like he’s going to touch gloves, then knocks out his opponent in three seconds," from a Throwdown in Jamestown event on Saturday. Poor James Marohl. So trusting. Props: albertroux)