(Props: jamie98s via Fightlinker)
What better way to start your week than a ten-minute lowlight video of MMA fighters getting blasted in the testicles, eye-gouged, and kicked in the head while they’re down? All your favorite fouls are here, including: Gabriel Gonzaga‘s infamous nut-punt on Chris Tuchscherer, Frank Mir getting curb-stomped by Wes Sims, and the impressive moment when Brandon Vera was able to kick Randy Couture in the groin and poke him in the eye at the same time. Brandon, if you’re remembered for nothing else — and let’s be honest, you probably won’t be — may you be remembered for that.
After the jump: Some squirrelly-lookin’ kid from Boston named "Dana" (LOL, that’s a girl’s name!) shows up at UFC 30 and tells James Werme how he’s going to turn the organization around. Lots of luck, buddy. Also, two quick knockouts just because we love you.
(Props: Lixadellic)
(Anuwat Kaewsamrit gets savagely chopped down by Sergio Wielzen at a Muay Thai match last month in Switzerland. Head/leg/leg/leg/leg/head combo FTW. Props: Gasigijtamrong.)
(The latest example of "fighter fakes like he’s going to touch gloves, then knocks out his opponent in three seconds," from a Throwdown in Jamestown event on Saturday. Poor James Marohl. So trusting. Props: albertroux)








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commentsAnd look, no mini novel...
Thanks for pointing out the asses at the end though guys. I started reading the comments after the knock out and didn't see them first time through.
Also, Kongo really needs to learn where and when he's allowed to knee. He's making a bit too much of a habit of that and they haven't got the ones to Buentello in there.
Change the rules! If a muhfuh is looking to ground and pound someone, nobody gives a good Goddamn if one of his knees is touching the mat or not. The bottom guy ought to be able to kick dude in the head repeatedly if he wants to. Since, you know, he's ON THE GROUND.
I bet those girls are butterfaces too.
... Such positive thinking.
Imagine if the "nut punch" or "scrote-kick" was legal? EVERY fight... first round KO.
"Dana what can we look forward to with this organization?"
"Well first off we are going to freeze the fighters pay and get on a strict chicken wing diet"
Ring girls are banging, though. Why isn't that a universal uniform? Way better than those shorts the UFC has their girls wear.
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