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MMA vs. Boxing Chapter MXVII: In Which Dana White Calls Bob Arum “A Moron” and Somehow Doesn’t Die From the Irony

(And another thing that bugs me about the guy is his insistence on using curse words so often. It’s like, for fuck’s sake Bob, our fucking children are watching this shit.) 

When it comes to picking sides in a fight between Dana White and Bob Arum, it often feels like we’re simply choosing the lesser of two evils. Don’t get us wrong, aside from his stance on marijuana in combat sports, Bob Arum comes off as a chode for the most part, especially when he decides to open his mouth about how MMA fans are all a bunch of homosexual skinhead racists. But every now and again, The Baldfather says something so pants-shittingly stupid and drenched in irony that it makes us wonder whether or not he has been completely blinded by his own power. Take the following for example, in which DW calls Arum “the dumbest promoter in the history of the world” for allowing Manny Pacquiao to fight Juan Manuel Marquez a fourth time:

Dumbest fight in history. Bob Arum is a moron. You don’t take that fight, you idiot. Why would you do that fight? It’s all about the money, that’s why. That was a money fight, that’s what that fight was done for. He should have fought Bradley. Bradley’s the fight they should have done. He would have knocked Bradley out, he would have got his belt back and now he’s back in the position he should have been in. [Pacquiao's] one of the best fighters in the world. He goes out and fights Marquez again? Bob Arum is the dumbest promoter in the history of the world.

Right…but Jon Jones vs. Chael Sonnen and Georges St. Pierre vs. Nick Diaz are somehow not “money fights.” PLEASE Dana, go on about how Chael “Coming off a loss and hasn’t fought at LHW since 2005″ Sonnen vs. the most dominant LHW champion since Chuck Liddell is something other than a money fight. Or how the man coming off both a loss and a marijuana suspension who threw away his first opportunity to fight the champ vs. said champ is just matchmaking 101. Because, as we all know, Jones and Sonnen (or GSP and Diaz for that matter) have fought to three incredibly close decisions before and there was a public outcry for some closure. WAIT A MINUTE, NONE OF THAT HAPPENED. Pot, meet kettle.

Meanwhile, Mark Sanchez has been quoted as saying that Tim Tebow “Needs to learn how to throw the fucking football to right team.” Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go correct someone on their grammatically incorrect blog post.

-J. Jones

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dipsetkilla316- December 19, 2012 at 3:58 pm
Bob arum that crusty dick -dana white
cman- December 19, 2012 at 2:22 pm
im thinking its more along Marquez had added a ton of muscle and had KO power he lacked before, plus Pac needed a win to get the Mayweather fight buzz going and putting him against a bigger version of a guy he scrapped by with 3x prior was flushing money, like boats of it, down the commode. And now that fight is dead, prior Pac could have fought tooth decay and done 1 million buys, In that sense i agree.
El Guapo- December 19, 2012 at 11:56 am
Pacquiao-Marquez IV did over 1 million "paper view"(also, it's pay per view)buys. Not bad for a pointless, meaningless fight that nobody's going to watch, eh O Chan?
Honor the agreement, CP.
MorningwoodII- December 19, 2012 at 11:31 am
also it's writing not writting
Kimbo Lesnar- December 19, 2012 at 10:51 am
Also it is Chuck E. Cheese
J.Jones- December 19, 2012 at 8:11 am
@Hands - Here on Earth we call that sarcasm (Google that term). Obviously those fights will make money; that's the sole reason they were booked to begin with. The point of the article is that DW is being a complete hypocrite (Again, Google it). Also, it's Mario Kart.
HandsofGold- December 19, 2012 at 7:46 am
Right…but Jon Jones vs. Chael Sonnen and Georges St. Pierre vs. Nick Diaz are somehow not “money fights

AHHH yeah they are and they are very smart. One because they will draw huge paper views, second because both champions will still be champions when these fights are over. You make no sense stop writting go play mario cart or hit up chuckie cheese.
crappiefloper- December 18, 2012 at 7:12 pm
There's a little leeway in the exact definition of chode. Not as much as the word,"dude" mnd you,but more so than,"tool" or ,"taint". In fact,"chode" can be used interchangeably as either,or both.
KarmaAteMyCat- December 18, 2012 at 5:54 pm
Misanthropy You obviously read the article. Which means it did it's job, thanks for the site hits. Carry on.
Mr_Misanthropy- December 18, 2012 at 5:22 pm
Um, excuse me sir, I believe it's grammaticaal-LY incorrect blog post. You are also missing other essential small modifying words throughout the post that render certain passages difficult to comprehend. Keep up this shamefully low quality of writing and you may get promoted to MMAJunkie.
Vovchanchyn Check- December 18, 2012 at 4:17 pm
you're right. everything sucks and the world should end.

but really though, sonnen vs jones makes sense because people said they wanted to see that fight.

GSP vs diaz makes sense because diaz because people said they wanted to see that fight.

in terms of rankings and who's most deserving, well that's all very subjective and vague. let's be honest, not too long ago jon fitch was probably most deserving of a title shot but did ANYONE want to see that?
El Guapo- December 18, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Dana must've had his head up his ass the night Pacquiao chased Bradley around the ring for 12 rounds otherwise he'd know that unless A)Bradley grew some balls or B)they fought in a phone booth, there's no way Pac was gonna knock him out in a rematch. Nothing wrong with self preservation but if you're a prizefighter known for slugging it out and you backpedal/refuse to engage in the biggest fight of your life, you don't deserve any more big fights. Tim Bradley, meet Kalib Starnes.
J.Jones- December 18, 2012 at 3:44 pm
@Armfarmer - No, you can go ahead, although I still don't think the booking of that fight was worse than Sonnen/Jones.
ArmFarmer- December 18, 2012 at 3:42 pm
Tempted to call j jones a moron for failing to bring up anderson silva vs stephan fucking bonnar in his rant. Now theres a fight that made 0 sense.
amsterdamheavy- December 19, 2012 at 5:05 am
It was a late replacement, non-title fight. I dont think it falls into the same category
crappiefloper- December 18, 2012 at 3:23 pm
again, nice to see the term,"chode" used. together people, we can bring this low level tool-synonym back to the forefront of verbage, right where it belongs!
Mr_Misanthropy- December 18, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Isn't chode a euphemism for taint? You know, like, baunch, norch, gooch, or grundle?
CZ- December 18, 2012 at 3:16 pm
Great caption!