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MMA Word Association: Killer Nicknames

Our 16 favorite noms de guerre, and our favorite photos found through Google-image-searching those words/phrases. High concept, we know, but stay with us and click on the links.

16. Jeremy “Gumby” Horn

15. Mauricio “Shogun” Rua

14. Bret “The Angry Hick” Bergmark

13. Evangelista “Cyborg” Santos

12. Rameau Thierry “The African Assassin” Sokoudjou

11. Don “The Predator” Frye

10. Fedor “The Last Emperor” Emelianenko

9. Dean “The Boogeyman” Lister

8. Quinton “Rampage” Jackson

7. Josh “The Dentist” Neer

6. Jens “Little Evil” Pulver

5. Jeff “The Snowman” Monson

4. Stephan “The American Psycho” Bonnar

3. Kultar “The Black Mamba” Gill

2. Hong-Man Choi, “Techno Goliath”

1. Wanderlei “The Axe Murderer” Silva

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cr- April 16, 2008 at 1:45 am
I vote for Lyle 'Fancy Pants' BeerBohm ...he alwasys says after winning, "My Mom made me the pants" and they are black with neon pink and green flecks..go northwesst MMA!
Nesta17- March 16, 2008 at 5:57 pm
what happend to FRANK "TINKLE TOES" Trigg!!! HHAHAHAHAAHHA LOL
SikSik6- March 16, 2008 at 3:25 pm
I think it's time we officially changed it to Don "To Catch a Predator" Frye.
perkedel- March 16, 2008 at 7:07 am
Can Hong Man Choi's head be any unproportionally bigger, please?

Good lord, it's like a freaking Sputnik.
todd- March 15, 2008 at 6:48 am
is the african assisin from africa? or is that a stupid name
Richie- March 14, 2008 at 10:29 pm
click "techno" not goliath
Noah- March 14, 2008 at 5:26 pm
@ Popetastic,

What about Renato "Babalu" Sobral? Almost everyone I know just calls him Babalu and I'd be surprised if some of them actually knew his real name!
Howitzer Dave- March 14, 2008 at 9:36 am
How can you miss the man with two nicks - Minotauro, Big Nog?
Anonymous- March 14, 2008 at 4:09 am
Response to "The Bloc":

Don't know her name, but she must have an enormous vagina.
sol- March 14, 2008 at 3:54 am
the google image linked to the Boogeyman Dean Lister is the best ever
stink47- March 14, 2008 at 3:36 am
what the fuck is a "muscle shark" ?
Jeff- March 14, 2008 at 3:07 am
I think Kimbo Slice should be on the list, seeing as how it's a nickname.

I agree with Wanderlei's nickname being #1, he definitly got the pick of the litter.

And lastly thank you for not putting "the ice man" on the list.
Popetastic- March 14, 2008 at 12:35 am
Nicknames are lame as hell. You have to have a really good one for it to stick. I can count on one hand how many guys I actually refer to by their nicknames. And fortunately for Cage Potato's judgment, all three of them are on this list:

Rampage
Shogun
Cyborg
Moustachio- March 13, 2008 at 10:11 pm
That Frye comment was rad.
cw- March 13, 2008 at 9:54 pm
I always thought the 'snowman' nickname was a reference to cocaine, but I guess Monson does kinda look like a snowman... big old bald white head and a broken carrot for a nose.
The Bloc- March 13, 2008 at 9:51 pm
who's that chick with the Techno Freak....err.. Goliath ?
the.glza- March 13, 2008 at 9:23 pm
american psycho is one of the worst nicknames ever. just psycho is fine -- wtf! am i alone on this?

i'm not real crazy about axe murderer either -- just murderer is fine... we don't use axes in ufc so that deserves another wtf.

the others are fine...

cyborg ftw...
Rich S.- March 13, 2008 at 9:08 pm
ok, cw, that was freakin' hilarious!!

the sexual predator.. hahahaha..

idk..

i used to make jokes about Monson.. saying that "The Iceman" was taken.. so he had to use "The Snowman"

lol.
Boner- March 13, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Wow, nearly every time just before i clicked that link, i thought to myself, "please don't let it be this" and BOOM it was.
cw- March 13, 2008 at 8:56 pm
With that 'stache Don Frye should be called the 'Sexual Predator'.
cpanger- March 13, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Hong-man Choi should be "big pimpin" with that picture.
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