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‘MMAshed Potato’ Host Auditions, Round 2: All-Girl Edition

Joanne Spracklen MMA Girls
(Joanne Spracklen isn’t the only familiar face you’ll be seeing today…)

I think we can all agree that the first round of auditions for our “MMAshed Potato” video series was, in general, an utter disaster. (No offense to Scott Epstein, who took the popular vote in a landslide.) Taking the advice of Potato Nation members like Fried Taco, Morningwood, and Stak40, we decided to do another round of auditions that featured good-lookin’ women who just read a short script we wrote for them, pretty much word-for-word. We also included a pronunciation key, to cut down on name-butchering. Check out the videos after the jump, and please use the poll in the sidebar to tell us how you feel. Thanks, guys.

MMAshed Potato pilot video Heather – Watch more Funny Videos
(Bachelorette #1: Heather from our infamous Rampage Jackson hump video.)

MMAshed Potato pilot video Joanne – Watch more Funny Videos
(Bachelorette #2: Joanne from

MMAshed Potato pilot video Kaitlin – Watch more Funny Videos
(Bachelorette #3: Kaitlin. That’s all you need to know right now.)

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miko12- March 19, 2011 at 10:16 pm
KAITLIN,she got my vote,she is amazing,the best...pretty girl.
nuky101- March 19, 2011 at 9:09 pm
MajorMalfunction- March 16, 2011 at 2:46 pm
Heather's cute, but she sounds like she's reading the copy (which she is, I know, but she shouldn't sound like it).

Joanne said, "mashed potater." Ouch.

But Kaitlin - great. She is WAY the best. Hate the dress, love the Kaitlin!
enjoyhappy- March 16, 2011 at 10:06 am
#3 Kaitlin is the best.
hclongtail- March 16, 2011 at 6:27 am
Kaitlin was the best and cutest too. She got my vote.
bowlingking- March 15, 2011 at 10:56 pm
Kaitlin gets my vote. Those other girls sucked and lacked experience. Kaitlin is a little cutie and definitely has what it takes to make it far in this biz...MMA needs someone like her!
gnrlvr- March 15, 2011 at 10:37 pm
Kaitlin was definitely the best! This is a no brainer people! She's clearly the hottest and unlike the other two chicks, I wasn't bored hearing her talk! This girl is just what you need....a little spice and something new... Kaitlin gets two thumbs up!
alexandria- March 14, 2011 at 12:02 am
Joanne, people know her already and she is a fan, i love her videos on youtube and would like to watch her on here
mmafan5- March 12, 2011 at 11:40 pm
I think Joanne is the best of the 3. She is already a genuine fan of MMA with a following that likes listening to what she has to say (including me). She has a lot of personality and is great to watch. I would like to see her as the host.
ShortBus- March 12, 2011 at 11:39 pm
Heather all the way. Kaitlin would take 2nd but the last second or so really burst the fantasy bubble. She looked bored and annoyed and that was a super turn off. Now, if she were to win all I'd be thinking whenever I watched MMAshed Potato would be that she hates her job and her life.

Again, gotta vote for Heather plus she should get bonus points for enduring the Rampage Humpathon.
jungle monkey- March 12, 2011 at 12:45 pm
My vote is for Kaitlin since she is by far the best looking and able to deliver her lines. Second place should be decided by a good cage fight between Heather and Joanne with Kaitlin narrating the moves. The winner (2nd place) can then be Charlie Sheen's intern or his next Goddess. Seriously though, Kaitlin is the clear winner in this contest.
Johnnyb- March 12, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Kaitlin was the most natural and obviously has the most experience for the job. The other girls did okay but Kaitlin knocked it out of the ballpark. She's the most genuine and beautiful where the other two seemed somewhat nervous and rehearsed too much. I think Kaitlin will go far in her career and it would be a crime if she wasn't chosen over the other two inexperienced girls. Keep an eye out for Kaitlin. This girl is going to be a star!
brent- March 12, 2011 at 11:19 am
Whatever. Turn the volume down...who cares what they're saying? I'll take Kaitlin...have the other two go grab me a beer.
lsage- March 12, 2011 at 9:40 am
# 3 Kaitlin. Totes adorbs
Shatski- March 12, 2011 at 8:49 am
B.G., the only suggestion I would have for a video piece is for it to be on news that wasn't covered in an article already. Or have it vary from week to week with the occasional interview segments included into it.

Other than being obvious when reading from the cards, Kaitlin was the best, without overdoing the jokes and her pacing was good.
OchiUchi- March 12, 2011 at 5:50 am
It's obvious that Kaitlin and her friends discovered u can vote multiple times. She's pretty but boring.

Heather and Joanne are the best. They have way more life and energy. Hey give them both a show!! Best of both worlds.
mma rick- March 11, 2011 at 11:54 pm
I vote Heather, shes the only one that has the look of a chick who is into mma
strong boy- March 11, 2011 at 11:39 pm
mediajunkee- March 11, 2011 at 11:15 pm
Kaitlin is totally dominating the votes! I will vote for her a million times if I have to cuz she is seriously the best, no comparison. Oh and btw, for all of you who don't know anything about hosting, Kaitlin, #3, is the only one who knows what she is doing. Watch any host on tv, it's about being natural which she is. Please don't make me watch Joanne or Heather ever again. Joanne, grow your hair out fyi
ultimateFIGHTER- March 11, 2011 at 11:02 pm
lol why do people say Kaitlin is wearing a sheet? Joanne's is boring and heather looks like a pink dyed zebra. Kaitlin is damn fine, not over the top in her delivery, and has style
Drea- March 11, 2011 at 10:16 pm
#1: boring, slow, ugly shirt
#2: blah blah blah
#3: damn fine, can't wait for her to win and show more skin

my vote = kaitlin all the way
AllowSoccerKicks- March 11, 2011 at 10:00 pm
Yeah WTF, Joanne *LOVES* MMA to death and has been supporting MMA and making videos for years. She should be the easy pick.
hubbs50- March 11, 2011 at 9:29 pm
This contest should be between kaitlin and joanne. How does heather have so many votes? It's rigged
ultimateFIGHTER- March 11, 2011 at 8:46 pm
If I am going to watch two sweaty dudes fight it out in a cage, I need to balance it out with watching a hot chick commentate. My vote is for 3. And who cares if they mess up words--its not like they are choosing one of these chicks for their verbal skills.
hubbs50- March 11, 2011 at 8:25 pm
I agree. Heather is beat. The other chick is foreign but decent. Kaitlin is hot and I would definitely want to watch her. she is a solid host. #3!!!!!!