Above: MMA/video-game mashup artist lookoutawhale created this Dana White/Super Mario Bros tribute for a UG contest to win tickets to DW’s St. Patrick’s Day party in Boston, and it’s pretty Fuk’n amazing. If only dealing with your rivals was as simple as jumping on their heads.
Below: The more I watch Dan Quinn‘s videos, the more I’m convinced that he’s not a real person, but a highly trained actor playing a character named "Dan Quinn," and the whole YouTube video thing is just a brilliant guerilla marketing campaign for Starwest Botanicals. Because honestly, how can this person not be in on the joke? Yes, that’s his mom who comes by to bust Dan’s weed party at the 4:44 mark, and remind him that "that thing is still simmering." So yes, he lives with his mother. He also alludes to a knowledge about methamphetamine that rivals his knowledge about marijuana and stevia. Why are we not surprised?
After the jump: Some lucky dickhead teaches you how to reverse guard, with the help of two very sexy girls. The last shot = possibly NSFW, totally OMFG.
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Comments
Mon, 03/09/09 - 06:00
@ TufGuy, NOPE!
Mon, 03/09/09 - 06:02
Awesome mario vid! First!
Mon, 03/09/09 - 06:03
First
Mon, 03/09/09 - 06:10
Everyone knows that the Real TUF Guy would never even attempt that "FIRST" gay sh*t. That is just my fanbase trying to get me to insult them.
Mon, 03/09/09 - 06:21
alright is a little weird, but i think he's interesting. and any person who smokes like that is def. cool with me. long live dan quinn!!
Mon, 03/09/09 - 06:33
All of the sudden, there's proof to Quinn's incoherent ramblings. He transitions from one thing to another in a way that only an addled mind can make sense of. I don't know what kind of life he's had or if it's something in the Stevia, but that mind of his is certainly addled. Shizznit!
Mon, 03/09/09 - 06:41
say no to drugs, kids.
Mon, 03/09/09 - 06:55
Dan Quinn is probably a genius. @TUF Guy - you're like that dude in Kung Pow: Enter The Fist who got trained by his masters as a joke to think that losing is winning. ("Now you must feel my balls to foot technique")
Mon, 03/09/09 - 07:13
Those chicks are totally strippers. By coincidence, I used that same move on my lap dancer the other night when she went for my wallet. But apparently she countered by giving me a cold. :(
Mon, 03/09/09 - 07:19
I dont know about you guys but I think Dan Quinn is funny as hell! "Dope-Smoking-Olympics" Everything that comes out this guys mouth is pure fucking GOLD!!! 2:05-2:22 LMFAO!!!
Mon, 03/09/09 - 07:21
dan quinn is the man! im smoking a bowl before heading off to work right now! meth is bad though for real
Mon, 03/09/09 - 07:28
dan quinn is the peoples champ
Mon, 03/09/09 - 07:40
That Mario video was wank.
Mon, 03/09/09 - 07:47
You can't deny that that is a lot of fucking hits he gets off that one bowl.
Mon, 03/09/09 - 07:50
It's weird. It's really weird. But goddamnit, I love me some Dan Quinn. How the... who... what the fuck is he talking about? But I watched the whole 10 minutes of mindfuckery ("I think I'm placing top 3")
Mon, 03/09/09 - 08:00
Stevia? Or sativa? Or salvia?
Mon, 03/09/09 - 08:16
He has schizophrenia.
Mon, 03/09/09 - 08:48
It's those... fuckin... Eastern Bloc countries!
Mon, 03/09/09 - 08:56
Dan Quinn IS the peoples champ and he need to get Nick Diaz in on a video where they just talk about gangsta shit and smoking weed, that'd be tha shiznetttt
Mon, 03/09/09 - 09:07
Sadly, Dan Quinn is for real. I just found his ramblings about "pure h2o" and "cold fission" on a physics forum. It is hilarious. He started sending PMs to the guys on that forum and they posted them in the thread.
Mon, 03/09/09 - 09:34
Look, I know the man is insane and all... But seriously, Dan Quinn is a virtuoso of weed smoking.
Mon, 03/09/09 - 09:57
Hey Bens, why not find and interview this guy? Fuck Scott "Michael Jackson" Blevins.
Mon, 03/09/09 - 10:13
He does have a certain comedic quality for a guy who lives with his mommy & tells trippy tales of his fighting prowess, lol... Just another case of a guy who didn't know when to put the bowl down and grow up.
Mon, 03/09/09 - 10:17
I just typed "douche" into wikipedia and all I got was three pages about some insane herbal sales rep named Dan Quinn. WTF?
Mon, 03/09/09 - 10:55
I was there the night Dan knocked those 5 guys out in Cali. You shoulda seen it, if you did, you wouldn't talk shit on him. He woulda knocked out 10 guys but his mom interrupted him. 1 punch is all it took, the guy is pure explosive!!!! He didn't even connect with the punch but the velocity coming from his fists created a sonic boom, and all in range were knocked unconscious. It was the shiznit.
Mon, 03/09/09 - 11:12
Pete Carroll was at Juanitas when Dan Quinn destroyed 5 muthafucks that nite. USC Pete Carroll? I fucking hope so. "This guy here is hustling, makin money. Too many guys, in general. I hope you sacks of shit are paying attention mother fucker. Did you know that weed + stevia + a blender + a smidgen of meth + battery acid = pure H2O. Believe it. I don't even want to eat no more and my turkey neck is gone." I love this guy. BTW is he saying that he also has tips on how to maximize your meth. I can hardly wait.
Mon, 03/09/09 - 12:07
He's hilarious. Takes fucked up looking rips from that shitty acrylic bong tho, and he deffinately looks like he smokes meth.
Mon, 03/09/09 - 12:29
did this fool ever fight dave hukaba ?
Mon, 03/09/09 - 12:48
Dan Quinn makes me uncomfortable when he puts his mouth AROUND the bong.
Mon, 03/09/09 - 01:10
Please interview Dan Quinn forthwith and posthaste.
Mon, 03/09/09 - 01:21
dude, when he goes to clear the bong, i cringe... the way he puts his meth mouth around it is just way too scary...
Mon, 03/09/09 - 01:36
I have smoked weed for 15+ years.. i would out smoke this retard... the idoit does not even put water in his bong and his hits are xtra small... my 85 pound g/f would out smoke him...what a douche
Mon, 03/09/09 - 01:47
I'm with anon. Been smoking literally every day for 16 years, never seen anybody put their lips around the whole rim of the bong just to inhale that piddly amount of smoke. Major puffing foul.
Mon, 03/09/09 - 02:09
yeah seriously. how much dick does this guy suck in order to fund his "habits"
Mon, 03/09/09 - 02:19
he should drop by and have a sess with joe rogan and eddie bravo....ye playa
Mon, 03/09/09 - 02:27
Dan Quinn vs Chuck Norris-Main Event UFC 100
Mon, 03/09/09 - 04:44
Dan Quinn is a rookie, please stop putting your lips around the bong to take the rush hit. Ive been getting high for 10+ years and everytime I see someone do that I slap the shit out of them. Who else wants to use that bong now? I can defiently believe he is a meth-head, his ramblings are pretty out there, and ill admit mildly funny. Defiently has a big ego thats for sure. And of course he gets 10+ hits out of that bowl, he takes hits smaller than the ones I was taking back in grade 8. Rookie status.
Mon, 03/09/09 - 05:52
Dan Quinn = BIG. TIME. LOSER. Seriously, WTF? You can see the years of abusing METH has taken its effect on his facial structure. Watching that video makes me sick, addiction is a scary thing.
Mon, 03/09/09 - 06:35
Dan Quinn is my new hero
Mon, 03/09/09 - 07:33
why was he hitting that plastic bong dry, thats not a pipe. i live in so cal, out here is kush only for me and glass only to puff it out of. its all about the vaporizor vapordoc.com
Tue, 03/10/09 - 12:26
he hits that bong like he is sucking a dick!
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