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Monday Morning Video Wake-up: Super F’n UFC Bros., Quinn’s Mom + More

Above: MMA/video-game mashup artist lookoutawhale created this Dana White/Super Mario Bros tribute for a UG contest to win tickets to DW’s St. Patrick’s Day party in Boston, and it’s pretty Fuk’n amazing. If only dealing with your rivals was as simple as jumping on their heads.

Below: The more I watch Dan Quinn‘s videos, the more I’m convinced that he’s not a real person, but a highly trained actor playing a character named "Dan Quinn," and the whole YouTube video thing is just a brilliant guerilla marketing campaign for Starwest Botanicals. Because honestly, how can this person not be in on the joke? Yes, that’s his mom who comes by to bust Dan’s weed party at the 4:44 mark, and remind him that "that thing is still simmering." So yes, he lives with his mother. He also alludes to a knowledge about methamphetamine that rivals his knowledge about marijuana and stevia. Why are we not surprised?

After the jump: Some lucky dickhead teaches you how to reverse guard, with the help of two very sexy girls. The last shot = possibly NSFW, totally OMFG.

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Bearded Starfish- March 10, 2009 at 12:26 pm
he hits that bong like he is sucking a dick!
mma-pro- March 9, 2009 at 7:33 pm
why was he hitting that plastic bong dry, thats not a pipe. i live in so cal, out here is kush only for me and glass only to puff it out of. its all about the vaporizor
HookedOnChronic- March 9, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Dan Quinn is my new hero
JiMMA- March 9, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Dan Quinn = BIG. TIME. LOSER.

Seriously, WTF?

You can see the years of abusing METH has taken its effect on his facial structure.

Watching that video makes me sick, addiction is a scary thing.

MikeHawk- March 9, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Dan Quinn is a rookie, please stop putting your lips around the bong to take the rush hit. Ive been getting high for 10+ years and everytime I see someone do that I slap the shit out of them. Who else wants to use that bong now? I can defiently believe he is a meth-head, his ramblings are pretty out there, and ill admit mildly funny. Defiently has a big ego thats for sure. And of course he gets 10+ hits out of that bowl, he takes hits smaller than the ones I was taking back in grade 8. Rookie status.
WhaT?- March 9, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Dan Quinn vs Chuck Norris-Main Event UFC 100
snoochie boochies- March 9, 2009 at 2:19 pm
he should drop by and have a sess with joe rogan and eddie playa
BC Big Bud- March 9, 2009 at 2:09 pm
yeah seriously. how much dick does this guy suck in order to fund his "habits"
Bootylam!- March 9, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I'm with anon. Been smoking literally every day for 16 years, never seen anybody put their lips around the whole rim of the bong just to inhale that piddly amount of smoke. Major puffing foul.
Anonymous- March 9, 2009 at 1:36 pm
I have smoked weed for 15+ years.. i would out smoke this retard... the idoit does not even put water in his bong and his hits are xtra small... my 85 pound g/f would out smoke him...what a douche
CuZ'n J- March 9, 2009 at 1:21 pm
dude, when he goes to clear the bong, i cringe... the way he puts his meth mouth around it is just way too scary...
winklepicker- March 9, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Please interview Dan Quinn forthwith and posthaste.
abenormal- March 9, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Dan Quinn makes me uncomfortable when he puts his mouth AROUND the bong.
Ray k- March 9, 2009 at 12:29 pm
did this fool ever fight dave hukaba ?
Phil Kensebben- March 9, 2009 at 12:07 pm
He's hilarious. Takes fucked up looking rips from that shitty acrylic bong tho, and he deffinately looks like he smokes meth.
Richard Fitzentite- March 9, 2009 at 11:12 am
Pete Carroll was at Juanitas when Dan Quinn destroyed 5 muthafucks that nite. USC Pete Carroll? I fucking hope so.

"This guy here is hustling, makin money. Too many guys, in general. I hope you sacks of shit are paying attention mother fucker. Did you know that weed + stevia + a blender + a smidgen of meth + battery acid = pure H2O. Believe it. I don't even want to eat no more and my turkey neck is gone."

I love this guy.

BTW is he saying that he also has tips on how to maximize your meth. I can hardly wait.
RIfightfan- March 9, 2009 at 10:55 am
I was there the night Dan knocked those 5 guys out in Cali. You shoulda seen it, if you did, you wouldn't talk shit on him. He woulda knocked out 10 guys but his mom interrupted him. 1 punch is all it took, the guy is pure explosive!!!! He didn't even connect with the punch but the velocity coming from his fists created a sonic boom, and all in range were knocked unconscious. It was the shiznit.
J-Dog- March 9, 2009 at 10:17 am
I just typed "douche" into wikipedia and all I got was three pages about some insane herbal sales rep named Dan Quinn. WTF?
backbaconbilly- March 9, 2009 at 10:13 am
He does have a certain comedic quality for a guy who lives with his mommy & tells trippy tales of his fighting prowess, lol... Just another case of a guy who didn't know when to put the bowl down and grow up.
Jay Smith- March 9, 2009 at 9:57 am
Hey Bens, why not find and interview this guy? Fuck Scott "Michael Jackson" Blevins.
Marcer- March 9, 2009 at 9:34 am
Look, I know the man is insane and all... But seriously, Dan Quinn is a virtuoso of weed smoking.
Anonymous- March 9, 2009 at 9:07 am
Sadly, Dan Quinn is for real. I just found his ramblings about "pure h2o" and "cold fission" on a physics forum. It is hilarious. He started sending PMs to the guys on that forum and they posted them in the thread.
muay thai matt- March 9, 2009 at 8:56 am
Dan Quinn IS the peoples champ and he need to get Nick Diaz in on a video where they just talk about gangsta shit and smoking weed, that'd be tha shiznetttt
Brandon- March 9, 2009 at 8:48 am
It's those... fuckin... Eastern Bloc countries!
Harry Russo- March 9, 2009 at 8:16 am
He has schizophrenia.