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Mondays Suck, So Here’s a 14-Second Double Knockout to Tide You Over [VIDEO]

(Major props to MiddleEasy for the find.) 

Typically, a Monday morning at the CagePotato offices starts with cake. Lots of cake. There’s a staff meeting after that, again, typically held in the context of an underground cockfight or at the very least a back alley dice game. The rest of the day is as you’d expect: team-building medicine ball dodgeball at 11, lunch at Matsuhisa at 1, a full two-hour break to “research” WMMA videos at 3, and finally, Mr. Pibbs and a staff-voted episode of The Wire at 5. The writing usually happens after dodgeball.

But alas, not everyone’s Mondays can be as exhilarating or PCP-laced as ours. That’s where this video of a 14-second double knockout from last Saturday’s Galaxy Fight Night IV comes into play. Because as you watch Aaron Britt and Brandon Alexander trade right hands and simultaneously topple over like a pair of felled oaks, you will experience nearly one-eighteenth of the life-affirming invigoration that fills the average CagePotato employee on a daily basis. It’s not something most people get to experience in the span of their measly, infinitesimal lives, let alone on a Monday morning at work. So enjoy this, you guys.

After the jump: Nick Diaz, hitting a speed bag, for 23 straight minutes. It is the lethargic, insomnia-inducing yin to this video’s captivating yang, and it will break you.

-J. Jones

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Alan K- March 11, 2013 at 3:10 pm
Gatorade: Don't be dehydrated, homie.
Fried Taco- March 11, 2013 at 2:51 pm
@12oz - FYI, LI was always the waffle eater. No wonder he is so bitter!
The12ozCurls- March 11, 2013 at 12:18 pm
@O Chan
I don't think you want these waffles bro.
Mr Jeff 1- March 11, 2013 at 12:08 pm
I think the toweling off was just a poke at GSP. But I would like to see some of you big bad ass wanna bes go at that bag for even 10 mins. and not be passing out, so any of you Diaz haters out there can bite me......
El Famous Burrito- March 11, 2013 at 12:04 pm
What's with th T-shirts? Are they MMA fighters or fat kids at a swimming pool?
O Chan- March 11, 2013 at 11:47 am
Taco... Spoiler alert next time?
Smitty... You guys get waffles?
The12ozCurls- March 11, 2013 at 11:32 am
You forgot about the obligatory game of "Soggy Waffle" at 4

AND at the end of the Diaz video, did I just see a guy walk right up to him and towel him off? Who is pampered now gangsta?
Fried Taco- March 11, 2013 at 11:24 am
Dammit, Danga! I watched intensely that whole Diaz video until the scary face and scream at the end scared the fuck outta me!