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Mondays Suck, So Here’s Arianny Celeste in Various States of Undress [VIDEO]

No, I did not alter the title of this photo.
(“OK, Ms. Celeste, we want this calendar to reflect both your future and your past, which is why I’m going to need you to kick in the window of that Ferrari for this next shot.”)

Allow me to take you through my thought process whilst attempting to determine a worthy enough post this morning:

OK, Jared, another weekend, another dead hooker in the trunk, but that’s not important, you must focus on an MMA-related topic for the time being…let’s see here, Nick Ring has his next fight booked against Constantinos Philippou at UFC 154, but no one cares about that………dammit, Latisha, you just had to threaten to call Big Ron again, didn’t you?! Focus, focus…uh…Marloes Coenen said Ronda Rousey has “no balls”…I suppose that is true, but not really newsworthy, because bitches be crazy, right Latisha? *attempts high five, receives no response*….think Jared, what would the Potato Nation like to start their Monday off with? *looks over to Latisha once again*…TITS. Of course, it’s so obvious! Time to break out the lime, I mean computer, and get started!

So while it may not be all that significant that a behind-the-scenes video of Arianny Celeste’s 2013 Calendar shoot was recently released online, please trust that this is probably the most captivating bit of news you could come across this morning given the options at hand. So just shut up and enjoy Ms. Celeste rocking no shirt like only she can.


Related: Behind-the-scenes of Brittney Palmer’s 2013 calendar shoot, which contains way more badonkadonk by all accounts.

-J. Jones

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Mr_Misanthropy- September 17, 2012 at 6:13 pm
Dang- Arianny need to be shavin' that back hair. At least put some Grecian 5 in it for better highlights.
jakerbreaker- September 17, 2012 at 1:57 pm
When are you guys going to do a hot potato gallery for the "Girl in the White Dress" from UFC on Fox 4? Cailin Mendes, get on it!
The12ozCurls- September 17, 2012 at 10:31 am
What is wrong with you JJ?
You ditch the hooker on Sunday morning before she starts to stink up the old Buick's trunk. Dead Harlots reak of gonorrhea and dope-sick vomit. Get rid of her immediately.
Jon Fitch and Exciting in the same sentence- September 17, 2012 at 10:18 am
from the belly-button up, arianny is stunning. if only the doc could give her a butt and personality implant.
angry little feet- September 17, 2012 at 9:16 am
Mondays still suck.
The12ozCurls- September 17, 2012 at 9:39 am
Agreed. There are only 2 things that could make Monday NOT suck:
Rapture and Bourbon, or both
Fried Taco- September 17, 2012 at 9:13 am
"Ms. Celeste rocking no ass like only she can." - there, fixed it for ya.