(A woman scorned…)
Note to self, don’t piss off Stephanie Trapani, the now ex-girlfriend of Jeff Monson, because once you do she is not above ratting you out to the cops for offenses unrelated to your destruction of her laptop and grandfather clock.
In an updated report on Monson’s arrest in North Carolina, The Olympian reports that Trapani (the nursing student/part-time model pictured above) recovered Monson’s cell phone off the side of the road after throwing it out her car window, and found pictures on it of Monson spraying graffiti on other locations in Washington besides the Capitol building. And she’s not keeping those pics to herself, either:
"I’m sure the prosecutors would like to look at that," she said.
Oh, Stephanie. Break up with the man, call the cops on him when he goes apeshit in your house, but don’t do this. Don’t help police in an entirely different state build a case against him for graffiti, of all things. Don’t become a rat. Because you know who likes a rat, Stephanie? Nobody. Absolutely nobody.
Trapani also said that she “didn’t agree with a lot of the things [Monson] did," and never shared his enthusiasm for anarchy. Which should be a lesson to everyone out there. When looking for a romantic partner, don’t settle for just blonde hair and big tits. Find someone who shares your interests!
As for Monson’s legal situation, his lawyer referred to this incident as “unfortunate,” since Monson was planning to turn himself in on the malicious mischief charge in Washington.
Now that won’t be necessary, because he’s already locked up and the Washington authorities can get him in due time, which is fine with them:
Washington State Patrol Sgt. Freddie Williams said Monday that the process for bringing Monson back to Olympia can begin now that he is in custody. "The Washington State Patrol will be happy to wait their turn once he is released from the Davie County Jail," Williams said.
Something about the phraseology of “waiting their turn” that is particularly unsettling when used to refer to different police agencies eager to stick it to you. Sorry, Jeff. But you brought it on yourself, didn’t you?


Comments
Tue, 01/20/09 - 08:34
Hey you Cage Potato Faggots, guess who's back? Just thought I'd stop by to tell all of you homo's who wouldn't stop grabbing my nuts that I will be at Xtreme Couture gym tonight and am willing to take on all you cock smokers at the same time since I know you all weigh 130 lbs and are skinny fuckers who do nothing but talk shit through a terrible MMA blog. -TUF Guy
Tue, 01/20/09 - 08:36
I'll be there.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 08:39
I have no sympathy for someone who's dating a self-professed anarchist and then acts surprised when he breaks her grandfather clock. That's the kinda shit anarchists do, dummy. Grandfather clocks are symbols of outdated tradition and conformity, man.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 08:43
Contraband Says: Tue, 01/20/2009 - 08:48 your the load that your moma should have swallowed. HAHAHAHAHA
Tue, 01/20/09 - 08:43
Monson is just claiming to be an anarchist because he doesn't want to follow the law. I hope he not only gets jail/prison time for tearing up Stephanie's apartment and defacing the Capitol in Washington state, but that someone looks into this bigamy accusation as well.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 08:48
your the load that your moma should have swallowed.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 08:49
@ TUF GUY i'll be there u little bitch. i'm gonna give u the spanking of a lifetime.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 08:55
@ machete for hands that coment was for the key board warrior up top not the ex girlfriend
Tue, 01/20/09 - 08:56
"machete for hands Says: Tue, 01/20/2009 - 08:42 heres an important fact about WOMEN: 30% of women killed are murdered by there boyfriends or husbands my opinion 30% OF WOMEN SHOULD HAVE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP" Hilarious, what facebook bumper sticker did you rip that one off of?
Tue, 01/20/09 - 09:03
@Contraband I KNOW MAN I JUST THOUGHT THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY
Tue, 01/20/09 - 09:06
@ rokabee Video tape that and post it on YouTube, please!
Tue, 01/20/09 - 09:14
This bitch has a facebook page. I just spammed the hell out of it. Everyone should do the same.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 09:15
Whatabitch! I hope Monson made those tits submit every night.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 09:24
Who is getting arrested for tearing up her face? seriously talk about the stereotypical butter face. Glad to see the stylist for the Sopranos is still getting work. Anyway this always keep two phones, one for your bitches, and one for your hoes... oh and one to keep pictures of you doing aggravated misdemeanors on.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 09:26
"All's fair in love and war." You cheat on a chick, you better come expecting the worst. You cheat, the gloves come off. Simple. Sweep the leg, Steph. Sweep the leg.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 09:28
I love how no one is talking about the fact Monson had 2 wives. Karma KO'd him faster than the stigma of his 5 round bore fest with Tim Sylvia
Tue, 01/20/09 - 09:31
Fuck Jeff Monson. Spraying Anarchy symbols on buildings? You're not in high school anymore, Jeff, grow the fuck up. If you want to "change things" there are much more constructive ways to do it. He reminds me of the "nihilist" in the pool of The Big Lebowski. "don't worry Donnie, these men are cowards"
Tue, 01/20/09 - 09:35
I had a feeling that this girl was a crazy bitch when she got pissed at him "cheating" which she found out about the other girls by looking at his phone........ that means he had other girls phone numbers and this ment he was cheating and warranted throwing the phone out of the car...... unless he had pics or texts of cheating on his phone which all this is his fault for being sloppy.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 09:36
I sent her a message on FB. Here's what's been said so far..... Me: Shame on you for helping authorities on an unrelated case just because you're mad at Jeff. Shame. No one like a rat. Her: Shame on you for jumping to conclusions when you don't know what happened Me: I know you were quoted as saying "I'm sure the prosecutors would like to look at that," after you returned to get his phone. I have no issue with you calling the cops ove the laptop stuff. Jeff's an idiot for that crap. However, taking the phone to the authorities after the fact to spite him more? Come on, that's just low. More to follow I'm sure.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 09:42
Next week, on "As the Cage Turns..."
Tue, 01/20/09 - 09:50
DAMN THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tue, 01/20/09 - 09:58
Her: Well its pretty low what he's done to me as well. Telling me he wants to spend his life w me and then he has two wives. I'm not going to get into a pissing contest over this. He is wrong. Period. Me: So are you. Period. You're being spiteful and that is wrong. You break it off with the guy and move on. Getting him in more troube isn't going to make you feel any better is it? If it does, you need help.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 10:17
Joe Son would never have let his woman talk to him like that.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 10:23
Wow... I like how Crap Factory makes fun of this chick for being a rat, then turns around and acts like a child. Grow up, no joke. Kinda creepy that you went out of your way to FaceBook her... And you're a Douche for posting the convo.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 10:29
What do you guys not understand about "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"? Learn it, live it. Many women won't be satisfied with forgive and forget, it's more like ruin their life and talk about their small penis and lack of sexual prowess. And send them to jail. And screw their friend. And vandalize their property. And on and on...
Tue, 01/20/09 - 10:33
Hey Crap Factory....how did you embed that image? Can you send me the code and a quick explanation? I just tried and I got the old "post must be reviewed" thingy. You can email on the Forums page if you want. Thanks!
Tue, 01/20/09 - 10:34
I'm creepy for fucking with her? Go back to eating Doritos and looking for porn.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 10:39
Exactly. Unless you want to try and bang this spiteful bitch and even if you're not a Monson fan, you should be pissed at this cunt for her antics. And I have enjoyed Crap Factory's updates. When it comes to women: Wrath overrules reason.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 10:50
O.B.I. , My post was reviewed as well. Anything with an image tag needs to be reviewed because of potential spam.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 10:53
All girls rat. Simple as that.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 10:55
Thanks! I'll see if the images come up and I'll know if I did it right. I just used :
Tue, 01/20/09 - 10:56
CNN.com Headline - "44th president is a 1st for the nation" DURRR!!!! If we had already had one he would have been the 45th. Sorry for non-mma related post...
Tue, 01/20/09 - 10:59
joe son hahaha. She would get nowhere with him, she could punch him in the nuts all day and he wouldn't even flinch. Plus he has that hat that will chop your head off.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 11:01
...damn it. I can't code for shite....
Tue, 01/20/09 - 11:05
If you have an imageshack account, use the code for "sites". That's what I did for her pic.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 11:14
what a bunch of hokey crap. Everybody has someone in there life who knows something they did at one point in there life that could put them in jail or be fined. The government already has so many option to choose from to get you that having some chick rat on you for painting some walls is pathetic. It's OK for the US goveernment to destroy WHOLE countries and lie to there own people, but some roided up poor mma guy goes to jail for painting. Wake up Americans the next president who is being swarn in today isn't gonna pull out of the war. He plans to add to the military and countinue to crush other countries, its nice to see another race in as president but NOTHING is gonna change. It's sad but your country is not run by your president or politcal parties, they don't listen to the voice of the people, they do what they want.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 11:35
While I couldnt agree more hoser. "They don't do what they want" They do what they're campaign supporters want Obama is no different then Bush he's gonna push the laws hes paid to push hes gonna pass the bill's hes paid to pass. He is nothing more then a 5 dollar whore being pimped out by his financial supporters, now instead of Bush and Chainey becoming ridiculously more wealthy it is Obama and Bidens turn. Sorry for non MMA post but all the sheepishness today has really got me in a foul mood! BAAA!!
Tue, 01/20/09 - 11:36
TUF Guy you are not welcome in my gym.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 11:37
What's wrong with what she's doing, CF? Getting revenge on a overrated fighter/communist faggot for being an overrated fighter/communist faggot/adulterer isn't exactly high on the "things I would email a complete stranger about", not to mention the ambiguity of the situation to outsiders like us. Also don't mistake anyone calling themselves "anarchists" for anything other than communists too pussy than to admit to being as such, btw, anarchists don't fight against "economic inequity" as Monson has, nor would they show up to just one political party's convention and act like an asshole. Political parties by definition are enemies of the true "anarchist", but sadly, as we all know, modern anarchy is the outlet for 15 year old boys to fruitlessly rebel against a very real and very corrupt government system. Jeff Monson is just another middle aged white guy that has a homosexual attraction to black men. www.campaignforliberty.com
Tue, 01/20/09 - 11:39
Hilarious? You're pathetic... as is the person who posted that. I bet talking on the internet is the closest you've ever been to pussy.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 11:40
"30% of women killed are murdered by there boyfriends or husbands my opinion 30% OF WOMEN SHOULD HAVE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP" Hilarious, what facebook bumper sticker did you rip that one off of?" You're pathetic as is the person who posted this... I bet internet porn is the closest you've ever been to pussy. If you said this out loud near any real man you're face would be pummeled.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 11:42
Check it out! Steph just updated her facebook status: "I was going to rat on Monson for cheating on me and two other women, but some creepy stalker named 'Crap Factory' explained to me how wrong I am for answering the Cop's questions about my ex's past exploits. I've decided to forgive him for wasting a year of my life, lying to me, possibly giving me an STD, getting violent with me, and basically kicking me in vag while I was down. Thanks Crap Factory! You are my new moral compass!"
Tue, 01/20/09 - 11:50
Why the hel do so many of you like the State so much? Oh,that's right: you're in such a state of delusion about everything on all indices. Enjoy the NAU. And enjoy worshipping the Police you fucks.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 11:53
I have nothing to prove. I contacted her just to let her know I think she's a douche for doing what she's doing. Frankly, I don't give a shit whether any of you agree with me or not. I won't lose sleep tonight that for sure.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 12:15
Stop being a whiny pussy, CF, you got your shit ruined both by the posters here and Monson's attractive and surprisingly affluent ex herself, and all because you let the editor of a MMA blog inflame your opinions on someone instead of keeping to yourself and realizing that: 1. You don't know shit about the situation 2. You shouldn't harass people you don't know shit about besides what you read on MMA blogs. 3. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, whether you feel she's being unreasonable or not is inconsequential. 4. Monson is an ass and is going to get what he's deserved, you shouldn't forgive people's transgressions against others or the fucking law because they're entertainers. People on teevee are no better than you or I, don't buy into the bullshit that presumes otherwise.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 12:22
^^^TOLD!
Tue, 01/20/09 - 12:22
I don't have beef with Monson because he's against the state. I have a beef with Monson because he's wrong, an asshole, a vandal and until I see different, an adulterer who betrayed several women at once. On that note I don't know how someone can be with three women at once, one of them is clingy and whiny enough, thank you very much.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 12:23
And he liked it.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 12:29
Not that I'm not clingy at all, I just like being face first in tits as often as possible :)
Tue, 01/20/09 - 12:33
@ "Jugger" I'm smelling "Comment of the Week" with that one! And for everyone who's baggin' on CF, leave the guy alone. God...the way you guys are reacting you would think that stalking is illegal or something. If he can't harrass women anonymously online, then tell me, what the hell is the internet good for? ...oh, yeah...pron... (Intentionally mispelled)
Tue, 01/20/09 - 12:37
I'm curious, if she actually has these pictures: 1) how did she acquire them, 2) was she present when said activities took place, and 3) just how old are these photos. Either way, I'm wondering if she could be charged with any crime (ex: aiding and/or abetting, obstruction/withholding evidence. No matter really...the actions of both parties, property destruction for the sake of a "movement" and narking for spite are misguided, immature, and indefensible. Both should be clinically observed.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 12:43
Don't worry about me O.B.I. They're not hurting my feelings. I sent emails from my facebook page so it wasn't anonymous, she can see who I am. I was never out of line or threatening. Just wanted her to know that she sucks for what she's doing with the additional pictures she found on HIS phone.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 12:53
Facebook is by far the best new tool for stalking. We used to have the phone, but the baby bells had to fuck it all up with caller ID and *69. Damn those R & D departments to hell!
Tue, 01/20/09 - 12:58
Where I'm from snitches get stitches, not girls though, they usually just get a stern talking too, the above paragraph explaining "no one likes a rat" should do.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 02:15
Damn, she looks good in that picture. Great legs. Any more pics of her?
Tue, 01/20/09 - 02:25
That pic would be funnier if someone photoshopped an arnachy symbol spray-painted on the wall.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 03:11
That pic would be funnier if someone photoshopped an arnachy symbol spray-painted on her eighthead with a white stringy liquid!
Tue, 01/20/09 - 03:43
if youre an anarchist A. your a dumbass to begin with and B. what do you think is going to happen when you scorn a bitch like that. stupidass is getting what he deserves and all i can say is: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a dumbass you are Monson!!!!!
Tue, 01/20/09 - 03:47
I think that there is clear evidence that Monson is wrong......the man is sitting in jail. They can't hold him for nothing. And if the officials are asking for the phone, she can't with hold it.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 04:18
I dunno, I think maybe the communists almost have it right.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 04:27
I can't believe this author is actually bashing this chick for turning in a guy that broke the law. Especially a guy cheated on her by being married to two other women. Sorry, but that's just juvenile and illegal. And the author of this piece is an ass. It's disgusting. Monson does nothing here to advance he "beliefs" either. He justifies the oppositions stance against it, not that they needed it. I don't want to pay for Monsons shitty childish behavior, yet as a tax payer I am. I don't care if it was $9 or $19,000, it's wrong and we have to pay for it. He's a massive hypocrite and anyone that supports him in any way for this should be ashamed, including the author of this shitty article. Grow up and stop trying so hard to be an internet shock jockey, because you failed at it and only made yourself look like the twelve year old you probably are.
Tue, 01/20/09 - 08:41
28 years old. Went for big tits and blonde hair with no regard for interests. Family court to see my boys next tuesday. Why couldn't cage potato have been around when I was 24 damnit!
Wed, 01/21/09 - 11:21
I bet Monson's contempt for capitalism doesn't apply during fight contract negotiations. I heard the other day he's supposed to make 6-figures for Sengoku 7, presuming he's not in jail at the time.
Fri, 01/23/09 - 01:30
For everybody that thinks Jeff has done no wrong I know the "second wife" that he has in england. When she married him she had no clue that he was still married to his wife in the states as he actually showed her divorce papers (which were obviously fake!) The guy is the biggest liar and cheat and deserves everything he is getting. He took advantage of her kind nature and made her believe his lies. She would never broadcast her personal life but i just feel that people should know what a lying cheating scum bag he is. I do understand why stephanie went public about their break up. But for all the people that are sticking up for him ask yourself how would you feel if it was you, or your mother, sister, daughter???? would you not want to get revenge?? You wouldnt be sticking up for him just because of what he does for a living. He is still human and he is still ruining peoples lives!!!
Wed, 01/28/09 - 12:56
you sir, are and idiot
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