he looks like a fat john goodman

There Back! In a movie based real life events, Arnold Schwarzenegger in his best roll yet stepping in as former strong man Marious Pudzianowski. And former UFC champ Tim Sylvia, played by nonother then Danny Devito. Universal Studios bring you…..Twins 2.

@ MR_Mis – +100 for that!

Pudyankskidooski looks different when he’s not all lathered up with baby oil, somewhat more pink and fleshy, as if he was carved out of Spam.

I think Fedor actually permanently damaged Tim’s brain when he battered him senseless (the choke was just for show-offs). It’s sad to see a middle aged man dodder about in his adult diapers. Take him back to the turkey farm.

@ That_guy

save your empathy for Sims, dude. That’s one muhfuh who’s gonna be living under a bridge again, real soon. He got choked out by a rookie on TUF 10 in less than a minute. I think he lasted 37 seconds.

Horror Fighter – latest reports say that Tim trains exclusively at an unspecified all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet in downtown Maryland.

Rumors are flying all over the place on this fight, ranging from Ken Shamrock cornering for Big Pud to Shamrock being the Special Guest referee.

Tim looks like mayonnaise wrapped in saran wrap

as if either of them stood a chance vs Ken Shamrock

That was damn disrespectful towards Wes Sims. He may be a giant talentless buffoon but he wasn’t as fat and soft looking as Tim. I see no muscles at all on Timmy.

If that’s accurate that Puds is 273, that means he’s dropped almost 27 pounds in a couple months or not less. I sure he’s strong as hell, but I won’t be surprised to see him go down even more, possibly in the low 260′s or mid 250′s. Some of his strength will obviously go with that. He’s got a very short window for capitalizing on the size if he steps into fights outside a fairgrounds-size promotion and is gonna need to put together a striking game before it’s too late. The lifestyle and supplements needed to maintain the strongman physique are behind him and he’ll soon be “a big son of a bitch”, not an “OMG freak of nature”. I like the guy, but pulling a bus and getting punched in the face are two different things.

(aren’t they?…)

horror fighter – no, Tim ATE the Miletich camp!

Two observations…
-Tim Sylvia does look a little baked in his photo. With the way his arms are held and the look on his face, I can just imagine him thinking “whoah, I’m totally floating dude!”
-Pudz reminds me of Joe Swanson from Family Guy for some reason…minus the paralysis.

Girls are weird.

I bet Tim strikes the same pose every day when he gets out of the shower looking for his nub.

Now I get to have beers with LB tonight instead of watching him get his ass kicked.

Does Tim still train at the Miletich camp?

Damn Massachusetts for once again shitting on everyones fun! I really was interested to see how Byers could do, he was fun to watch slug in the NHL and lets face it, Butterbean is no Fedor. I know it was a silly charity fight but it was going to add some fun.

The peepee comment reminded me about the fact that Timmy was able to bang that incredibley hot ( fake as well…and obviously retarted..but most models are) skank that Arlovski was dating. Just goes to show you that money/power crazy bitches have no scruples…and no logic. The bitch might as well started fucking the belt…cuz that’s what she was there for….ooooh shiny! Yes I know that this comment would have been more pertinent in 2007.

Is it just me or does Pudzianowski look like a roidier, less orange version of the “Situation”?

This is going to be the most boring, gassed fight since McSweeney Vs Shivers… Strong man to win by LnP.

The Butterbean vs. Lyndon Byers fight was canceled. The Massachusetts Athletic Commission wouldn’t sanction it.

Will someone tell Morgan Spurlock that we all saw “Super Size Me” and he can stop living off Big Mac’s and shame now?

PingPong and Jimbo>> +1

I’m thinking i might toss a $20 on Pud… just because. Tim Sylvia NEVER fails to disappoint. Now if it were a chicken wing eating contest I may bet the other way.

PingPong Says:
Fri, 05/21/2010 – 11:13
Nice udders Tim, you put the Moo in Moosin.

This made laugh out loud. If only there was a shorter way of typing that. If only…

Man, I guess that pee pee tastes pretty damn good.

Nice udders Tim, you put the Moo in Moosin.

all of you are talkin about tim. the biggest surprise to me is that lutter made weight!!

Sylvia needs to be put out to pasture. The dude has sunk so low he’s gone from being the UFC’s HW champ to to a sideshow fatbody. What an embarassment.

It looks like someone in the crowd cracked a Pollock joke while Pudz weighed in.

Tim had to suck in his gut just to see the number on that shitty bathroom scale they got from Bed, Bath and Beyond the day of the weigh-ins.

I think they’ll be pulling the Pud off of Timmy. He probably would have been in better shape but his boss at Starbucks wouldn’t give him the time off to train.

That looks like a before and after picture from some shitty infomercial.

Also, nice attempt by Big Tim to suck in the gut but we can see you trying way to hard, just don’t shit yourself buddy.

Its just a paycheck for ol Timmay!

Timmy is high as shit in this photo. Trust me.