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It’s been tough to top our wildly popular and extensive original compilation of the 25 weirdest MMA-related ads on Craigslist, so instead we’re going to regularly take one for the team and extensively comb through the cesspool of personals on the ad site and put together smaller galleries. Friendly advice. Don’t click on ads with photos.

Check out some of the weirdest ones we found today:

If you’re looking to train on a course made from just shit around, you’re in luck. This guy has what you need. He has a decent amount of training in kicking and blocking, you know, the martial art.

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Typically when a guy says he’s a fighter, he isn’t. So when a dude like this says he’s a UFC fighter, it probably means he has vinyl UFC gloves he bought at Target and a TapouT t-shirt he wears out to the bars.

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I’m not even going to say anything about this guy since it’s obvious he knows what he’s doing. I mean, Doc Marten boots AND spandex = badass fighter. The only question I have is, what does he mean by “maybe more?”

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Worried about protecting his image? Sounds like a Jackson’s fighter.

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A football player AND a UFC fighter you say? Is this Matt Mitrione? Besides the fake claim that he’s a UFC fighter, the ad wouldn’t be that odd if it wasn’t posted in the “men looking for trannies” section

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“You can come over and watch the fights, but I want it in wrtiting that I can do whatever I want to you beforehand.” Nothing creepy about that, is there?

Send us any weird CL ads you “stumble upon” at tips@cagepotato.com

 

 

 

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Lexmark117- March 21, 2012 at 12:42 pm
This is rather funny, The guy at the top who lives in dundalk lives only 20 minutes from me haha, I think I might troll him hahahahaa
KJonesBeatdown- March 20, 2012 at 9:07 pm
It's just funny that the similarities are there... coincidence im sure. haha
KJonesBeatdown- March 20, 2012 at 9:05 pm
I think you guys may have busted out Alessio Sakara. The "UFC Fighter Looking for Love". Sakara will be 31 this year. Guy says he is 6' 190 lbs, Sakara fights at 185 lbs, but listed at 6'1. And he is from South Florida, and Italian.. haha just sayin
Double OG- March 20, 2012 at 7:03 pm
MMale4F. Must be in to getting donkey punched and cunt punted.
J-Dog- March 20, 2012 at 3:18 pm
^^^ right. Anyone who follows or trains in MMA knows and respects the fact that the acronyms MMA and UFC cannot be used interchangeably.
ArmFarmer- March 20, 2012 at 2:15 pm
If every sport were like mma, every 16 year old JV bench warmer would go around telling people they are NFL players...
The12ozCurls- March 20, 2012 at 2:11 pm
A lot of these sound like an invitation for forced sex. Just sayin
Fried Taco- March 20, 2012 at 1:44 pm
Dang, Alessio Sakara sounds desperate!
MikeCee- March 20, 2012 at 12:59 pm
Unfortunatly its been deleted .... but Antwain Britt was trying to sell his BMW on Craigslist in Hampton Roads and name dropped like crazy.

"This car will be worth ALOT of money one day due to my celebrity status"

"UFC Fighter"


Dood could def sell used cars, cause it was ragged.
ElSuperTerrible- March 20, 2012 at 12:43 pm
Yeah. Really?
JZ89- March 20, 2012 at 12:18 pm
Really?
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