It’s been tough to top our wildly popular and extensive original compilation of the 25 weirdest MMA-related ads on Craigslist, so instead we’re going to regularly take one for the team and extensively comb through the cesspool of personals on the ad site and put together smaller galleries. Friendly advice. Don’t click on ads with photos.
Check out some of the weirdest ones we found today:
If you’re looking to train on a course made from just shit around, you’re in luck. This guy has what you need. He has a decent amount of training in kicking and blocking, you know, the martial art.
Typically when a guy says he’s a fighter, he isn’t. So when a dude like this says he’s a UFC fighter, it probably means he has vinyl UFC gloves he bought at Target and a TapouT t-shirt he wears out to the bars.
I’m not even going to say anything about this guy since it’s obvious he knows what he’s doing. I mean, Doc Marten boots AND spandex = badass fighter. The only question I have is, what does he mean by “maybe more?”
Worried about protecting his image? Sounds like a Jackson’s fighter.
A football player AND a UFC fighter you say? Is this Matt Mitrione? Besides the fake claim that he’s a UFC fighter, the ad wouldn’t be that odd if it wasn’t posted in the “men looking for trannies” section
“You can come over and watch the fights, but I want it in wrtiting that I can do whatever I want to you beforehand.” Nothing creepy about that, is there?
Send us any weird CL ads you “stumble upon” at firstname.lastname@example.org