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Muhammed Lawal Might Have the Best MySpace Page Ever

Muhammed Kingo Mo Lawal MMA Sengoku Fuck Yall tattoo
Muhammed King Mo Lawal MMA Myspace Sengoku
(Images courtesy of MoSpace)

So, Maggie from Cage Writer came across the top photo of Muhammed "King Mo" Lawal‘s amazing new tattoo, which she found on his MySpace page. A cursory visit to that page reveals a nearly non-stop cavalcade of awesomeness — honestly, such a welcome and uplifting change of pace from the reliable sadness of I mean, just look at Lawal’s "About Me" essay:

I’m on a mission that can’t be stopped. I’m Gettin Dat Paper!!! If you dont know what GDP stand for, ask King Bunch The Great*. Thats what my Squad, GDP/GHP, is all about….And King Bunch The Great’s Squad Team Thirsty…GPD is 4ever….
I’m livin to die and I’m dyin to live….. I’ve lived all over from Tennessee, Kentucky, Oklahoma, Texas, Colorado, and now California.** At the moment, I’m currently living in Temecula, California and I’m training to be be An MMA Legend.
A new chapter in my life has begun…If you down for the ride…Holla at me… The last 10 years of my life have been filled with many ups, many downs, and plenty sacrifice. People came and People went. Many Loved and More Hated. The path that I chose molded me into the MAN I now am. Say!!! Thanx to all the people that supported me and stood by a nigga. And an extra thanx to all those that wanna see me FAIL and wanna see me FALL…I love yall the most…Ima thank myself too…cuz I gotta eat first….  

It is time for MMA and GDP… I got the right team behind me and now it is time to do my thang…I plan on retiring from all physical aspects of sports when I feel like Ive done all I can do…Then I plan on sleepin, takin vacations, chillin, and relaxin***…That is in 10 years or less…Stay tuned for big thangs….Check out and check out my boy’s portfolio….****

* "Gross Domestic Product, president," we imagine King Bunch would say.

** Not a big fan of the Northeast, Mo?

*** The difference between "chillin" and "relaxin" is subtle, but very important. If you don’t know what it is, then you have never truly chilled.

**** That’s a really good suggestion, actually. Go to that website and click on "Sports."

Of course, Mo’s page also features tons of photos, and a bangin’ soundtrack (though "pussy wet pt2" by Untouchable Niggaz is a bit too repetitive for our taste). Lawal, who is 3-0 in Sengoku with all wins by TKO, is preparing to take on Ryo Kawamura at Sengoku 7 (March 20, Tokyo). His most recent fight against Yukiya Naito is below.

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Blaphtome- February 25, 2009 at 6:59 am
Not super impressed with the jumping half-punches or whetever you would call that. Wish him luck, but his game is going to need to be tighter if he wants to face non-Japs who are not afraid of him.
Cap'n- February 25, 2009 at 6:56 am
No. Fresh Prince was "chillin", "maxin" AND "relaxin". You throw a "maxin" in there, and it can go either way.
Mantooth- February 25, 2009 at 6:11 am
Why do articles like this always turn racist? I would like to see what Mo can do against middle echlon talent that MMA has to offer. Look forward to seeing how his MMA career manifests in the near future.
skull- February 25, 2009 at 5:26 am
Empty, I am thinking of a word for you right now.... if you knew what it was, you would beat up and sue ME!
emptyhandkiller- February 25, 2009 at 5:24 am
How come black guys can yell "nigga" all they want, but if I even THINK the word, I get beat up and sued?
Snake- February 24, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Mo is a BEAST he can Smash some Overrated UFC Fighters
Wads- February 24, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Man I thought a blut might be something new that the kids are smoking these days that I was missing out on. Thanks for the clarification though.
d0zer- February 24, 2009 at 8:41 pm

you couldn't figure that out yourself?
Wads- February 24, 2009 at 8:27 pm
What the hell is a blut?

And that picture of Greg Jackson cracked me up. Not because he's in bad shape, he's in way better shape than I am, I just wasn't expecting a shot of him with his shirt off amongst all the fighters.
Eric- February 24, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Eric Williams has some really nice stuff. Greg Jackson is in great shape, I had no idea.
Dave Chappelle- February 24, 2009 at 6:29 pm
This niggerdom is killing me.
babcock- February 24, 2009 at 5:29 pm
When we gonna see this nigga in the UFC they need some more flavor right now Rampage is like their token black guy.
Anonymous- February 24, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Anonymous- February 24, 2009 at 3:00 pm, I think I used that word wrong, anyway...

@ give it up

the fact that Luke the Duke gets a hard on over Lawal and his asian and white slaying abilities (both real and imagined) I think was at least "up there" with my comment :)
Anonymous- February 24, 2009 at 2:53 pm
sorry, english isn't my first language so it's hard to articulate myself sometimes ;_;
Anonymous- February 24, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I was alluding to the fact Luke the Duke said he was due to become a "White Boy Fighter Destroyer" and it sounded funny, while it still made sense, it doesn't when you think of Lawal as a "Fighter/Destroyer" so I thought it would be funny to make up my own acronym that didn't make sense, unless you're looking for that watermelon in watermelon sealed in goodness, as Lawal and his exceptionally large lips and nostrils certainly would be.
So...- February 24, 2009 at 2:19 pm
@ give it up

Very true.
give it up- February 24, 2009 at 2:10 pm
haha just be happy that with all the internet tough guys ( no offense to "tuf guy" no one wants you to start talking about how tough you are) out there that that was the most racist comment so far.
So...- February 24, 2009 at 1:41 pm
So you're saying that King Mo, devours the consumers of watermelons?
So if one happens to like watermelons, enough to actually go out and purchase one, he/she might be devoured by King Mo?
Because according to you, he is the Watermelon Consumer Devourer.
Is that what you were trying to say in your post, while supprting stereotypes that are almost as dumb as you are?
Anonymous- February 24, 2009 at 1:34 pm

more like W.C.D. (Watermelon Consumer Devourer) amirite?
War Machine's Dad- February 24, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Even his "About Me" essay sounds like a rap song.
LukeTheDuke- February 24, 2009 at 1:08 pm
His next opponent is also an Asian dude that I've never heard of though... I guess he was a C.T.W.D. (Certified Travis Wiuff Destroyer) but that's it so far.
Thoughts- February 24, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Part of me screamed for a nasty low/head kick for KO at 3:52ish...
@ Luke The Duke- February 24, 2009 at 1:04 pm
And pretty soon he'll be the W.B.F.D.
(White Boy Fighter Destroyer)
LukeTheDuke- February 24, 2009 at 12:54 pm
This dude is a bonafide U.A.F.D
(Unknown Asian Fighter Destroyer)