So, Maggie from Cage Writer came across the top photo of Muhammed "King Mo" Lawal‘s amazing new tattoo, which she found on his MySpace page. A cursory visit to that page reveals a nearly non-stop cavalcade of awesomeness — honestly, such a welcome and uplifting change of pace from the reliable sadness of myspace.com/warmachine170nhb. I mean, just look at Lawal’s "About Me" essay:
I’m on a mission that can’t be stopped. I’m Gettin Dat Paper!!! If you dont know what GDP stand for, ask King Bunch The Great*. Thats what my Squad, GDP/GHP, is all about….And King Bunch The Great’s Squad Team Thirsty…GPD is 4ever….
I’m livin to die and I’m dyin to live….. I’ve lived all over from Tennessee, Kentucky, Oklahoma, Texas, Colorado, and now California.** At the moment, I’m currently living in Temecula, California and I’m training to be be An MMA Legend.
A new chapter in my life has begun…If you down for the ride…Holla at me… The last 10 years of my life have been filled with many ups, many downs, and plenty sacrifice. People came and People went. Many Loved and More Hated. The path that I chose molded me into the MAN I now am. Say!!! Thanx to all the people that supported me and stood by a nigga. And an extra thanx to all those that wanna see me FAIL and wanna see me FALL…I love yall the most…Ima thank myself too…cuz I gotta eat first….
It is time for MMA and GDP… I got the right team behind me and now it is time to do my thang…I plan on retiring from all physical aspects of sports when I feel like Ive done all I can do…Then I plan on sleepin, takin vacations, chillin, and relaxin***…That is in 10 years or less…Stay tuned for big thangs….Check out http://www.ericwilliams.la/ and check out my boy’s portfolio….****
* "Gross Domestic Product, president," we imagine King Bunch would say.
** Not a big fan of the Northeast, Mo?
*** The difference between "chillin" and "relaxin" is subtle, but very important. If you don’t know what it is, then you have never truly chilled.
**** That’s a really good suggestion, actually. Go to that website and click on "Sports."
Of course, Mo’s page also features tons of photos, and a bangin’ soundtrack (though "pussy wet pt2" by Untouchable Niggaz is a bit too repetitive for our taste). Lawal, who is 3-0 in Sengoku with all wins by TKO, is preparing to take on Ryo Kawamura at Sengoku 7 (March 20, Tokyo). His most recent fight against Yukiya Naito is below.
Not super impressed with the jumping half-punches or whetever you would call that. Wish him luck, but his game is going to need to be tighter if he wants to face non-Japs who are not afraid of him.
Why do articles like this always turn racist? I would like to see what Mo can do against middle echlon talent that MMA has to offer. Look forward to seeing how his MMA career manifests in the near future.
And that picture of Greg Jackson cracked me up. Not because he's in bad shape, he's in way better shape than I am, I just wasn't expecting a shot of him with his shirt off amongst all the fighters.
Articulate...eh, I think I used that word wrong, anyway...
@ give it up
the fact that Luke the Duke gets a hard on over Lawal and his asian and white slaying abilities (both real and imagined) I think was at least "up there" with my comment :)
I was alluding to the fact Luke the Duke said he was due to become a "White Boy Fighter Destroyer" and it sounded funny, while it still made sense, it doesn't when you think of Lawal as a "Fighter/Destroyer" so I thought it would be funny to make up my own acronym that didn't make sense, unless you're looking for that watermelon in watermelon sealed in goodness, as Lawal and his exceptionally large lips and nostrils certainly would be.
haha just be happy that with all the internet tough guys ( no offense to "tuf guy" no one wants you to start talking about how tough you are) out there that that was the most racist comment so far.
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So you're saying that King Mo, devours the consumers of watermelons?
So if one happens to like watermelons, enough to actually go out and purchase one, he/she might be devoured by King Mo?
Because according to you, he is the Watermelon Consumer Devourer.
Is that what you were trying to say in your post, while supprting stereotypes that are almost as dumb as you are?
Idiot.
His next opponent is also an Asian dude that I've never heard of though... I guess he was a C.T.W.D. (Certified Travis Wiuff Destroyer) but that's it so far.
I made a hypothesis about these kind of guys. As long as they mention a female body part, some sort of drug, and a fastfood chain in their sentence, it sounds ghetto as hell. For example,
"I want a girl wit a pussy so wet, that when I smoke a blut, and eat a McGrittle, I fall to my knees..."
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commentsyou couldn't figure that out yourself?
And that picture of Greg Jackson cracked me up. Not because he's in bad shape, he's in way better shape than I am, I just wasn't expecting a shot of him with his shirt off amongst all the fighters.
@ give it up
the fact that Luke the Duke gets a hard on over Lawal and his asian and white slaying abilities (both real and imagined) I think was at least "up there" with my comment :)
Very true.
So you're saying that King Mo, devours the consumers of watermelons?
So if one happens to like watermelons, enough to actually go out and purchase one, he/she might be devoured by King Mo?
Because according to you, he is the Watermelon Consumer Devourer.
Is that what you were trying to say in your post, while supprting stereotypes that are almost as dumb as you are?
Idiot.
more like W.C.D. (Watermelon Consumer Devourer) amirite?
(White Boy Fighter Destroyer)
(Unknown Asian Fighter Destroyer)
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