(Props: YouTube.com/chaplinshouse)
The brilliant video-remixer/voice-mimic responsible for the Tito Ortiz music video in the #1 spot of today’s Worst Commentary Moments list dropped us a line this afternoon to let us know that his latest work has just been posted to YouTube. (Good lookin’ out, Chaplin!) "The Douchebag" makes fun of everything that BJ Penn can possibly be made fun of for, including (but not limited to) his lazy training habits, his mother fighting his legal battles for him, his failed appeal to The Rock for a movie role, and how his former jiu-jitsu teacher hates him now. Plus, we learn that when BJ’s voice is slowed down, he sounds basically retarded. (Coincidentally, Jeff Goldblum suffers from the same condition.) Chaplin also has a couple of non-MMA-related videos that you also need to check out. If you can make it through this voice-dubbed scene from last season’s Celebrity Apprentice without pissing yourself laughing…well, good for you. Must be nice having dry pants.








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commentsOtherwise, everyone chill the fuck out. Everyone will get their chance to be first so just be patient and wait, when the time comes you will also be stuck for words and in a panic write something retarted like "first bitches".
And Your Fucking Father...what did BJ's BJJ do for him against GSP...?
Nilch when it meant the most. Good for BJ's BJJ career success...maybe he should concentrate on grappling only from here on in.
He beat a midget a year ago...
BJ...what have you done for me lately? Special thanks to Janet Jackson.
a. I was trying to make a fucking point loser.
b . your a fanboy with no life and just go to MMA websites to talk shit and try to start arguments.
I am going to go with B on this one asshole.
I am not going to get into an internet argument with you about this because its stupid. I was simply pointing out that his argument that GSP's JJ was better than BJ's was a weak argument at best, I dont have a favorite fighter I am a fan of a lot of fighters but MMA first. I know thats hard for you GSP fanboys to understand, its easy to sit here and talk shit about a fighter from your moms basement. I train five days a week and I can respect the hard work that goes into all fighters fights even amateurs. As for me being anti-social I am not even going to go there with you because thats all you want you dont know me and I can assure you I have friends, a job and am well adjusted to society, but thanks for your concern. Now please go jump in front of a truck, not because you tried to argue with me but because you probably changed your name from Eric to Maxwell because you have no response to my argument. By the way name calling doesnt equal winning an argument. Douche.
Notably, when the man who taught you Jiu-Jitsu says you're a "traitor", it tells you all you need to know about BJ.
And wow, talk about all those forced laughs from Penn's crew.
This is case closed. The verdict is in. BJ is a douchebag.
telling people to kill themselves because they dissed the skills of your favourite mma fighter = hilarious.
now i'm gonna reccomend you kill yourself, because you're a nut-hugging antisocial assface, not because you're defending a douchebag.
I dont want to get into an internet war here because I am sure you can type tougher words than me but if you think GSP's JJ is better than BJ's then you sir are a complete fucking moron and you should do the world a favor and play chicken with a semi. You're talking about a guy who was awarded his black belt in just three years, it takes most people 9 or more. He also was the first non brazilian to win the World Jiu Jitsu Championships. To say GSP who has accomplished nothing in the Jiu Jitsu world and has recieved belts from a lesser caliber teacher is better than BJ in JJ is absolutely moronic.
I liked BJ until this whole BS geasegate crap. GSP vs Penn 3 if BJ is man enough but probly not The Douchebag for sure.
Even GSP said it was the voodoo kiss from the long haired hippie that made BJ lose the fight. No grease just BJ lack of Cardio IMO.
I hope he does another episode after Ken-Flo takes his belt.
Hard to believe someone spent the time to make this.
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