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He did it again: Between rounds in his fight against Rafael Dos Anjos at UFC 117, Clay Guida unleashed his trademark Carpenter Burp. Notice how Guida does his best to ensure that the cutman is spared the rancid yogurt-and-Red Bull scent that is surely blasting out of his g.i. tract. That’s a courteous man right there. The definitive compilation of Clay’s UFC-era burps is above; if you enjoy this sort of thing, then enjoy. It’s definitely more fun than watching Kendall Grove pull strips of flesh out of a staph wound, Cabin Fever-style.
After the jump: Jenny Yum ruins Lindsay "Amazon Barbie" Jones’s night with a spinning backfist, at a Tuff-N-Uff event on Friday.
(Props: Gofightlive via MMAScraps. Fight starts at the 1:02 mark, and ends about 14 seconds later.)








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commentsI honestly am thinking of changing my account to son of robocop didn't tap.
The scariest shit is necrotizing fasciitis, a bacterial infection/ condition that is related to MRSA. I remember reading a news report about a kid that fell out of a tree and cut himself in south-eastern Washington and ended up having to have his leg amputated below the knee that same day because the infection was spreading so fast. Look it up, it'll make you feel all warm and tingly inside.
The worst is MRSA. It starts as small bumps (like spider bites) and turns into pus-filled holes in a matter of days. It's a necrotizing infection which means that the staph kills the cells at the point of infection, creating the pus and discharge. If left untreated or if it develops in certain areas, it can cause death.
Staph is common among athletes, especially football players and wrestlers. That's why most wrestling/MMA gyms clean the mats every night. A friend of mine had a MRSA infection in his armpit and was in bad shape. At one point, the infection looked like a golf ball in his armpit and was extremely sensitive to the touch. He got it treated and eventually got it drained but the docs said that if he had waited too long, he could've lost his arm. He said they drained almost a half cup of fluid/pus from it and it was by far the most vile smelling and grotesque thing he's ever seen.
Yeah, Clay burps. Yeah, it's weird. Whatever. I hate women's MMA, too. Or I know I would if I ever watched any.
I hate women's MMA.
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