Major props to CagePotato reader "Soorma" for passing along this circa-2001 clip of MMA crazyperson Drew Fickett getting called before the most testicle-crushing judge on television for a little misunderstanding involving golf balls being hit off the top of a car. Drew’s airtight defense? Like all women, the plaintiff is simply infatuated with him. It seems that the conflict started when, at a graduation party for a University of Arizona student, Drew just had to be that asshole who showed up in an Arizona State hat. (Wow, can Judy hand out the death penalty in situations like this?) FYI, everything after the 6:06 mark is unrelated junk, and part 2 is unembeddable for some reason, but you can check out the conclusion here. Basically, Drew’s cute girlfriend shows up as a character witness, Fickett loses the case — based on a single unreliable eyewitness, but whatever — and the U of A brats lift their noses at ASU. ("We don’t associate with people like him…everyone I talk to says he’s psycho.") THIS IS JUSTICE?
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commentsYou on the other hand likely waited around all day, compulsively masturbating to amputee porn and living off the steady supply of Tyson TV Dinners your weekly "Workers Comp" check provides, just ITCHING for me to comment back so you could hit me with a SICK BURN you thought up during one of your online Gears of War tournaments...where the kids think your the coolest dad around...except your not a dad..your just old
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"I don't see what motive this witness could have for saying you did it."
Uhhh... the fact his friend's car has $2000 worth of damage and they were all passed out drunk and have no idea who did it?
Drew really had a horrible defense... he needed to argue the following: I am a cage fighter. I have a reputation as such, and I'm well-known in the area. The plaintiff and her witness found out I was at the party, and after discovering the damage, they decided to pin it on me because such behavior would fit with my reputation. The fact they didn't call the cops that night just shows they didn't know about the damage until the next day... claiming "we called but they never showed" is just ridiculous, as is Judy's bullshit "it was a party night, cops were busy." That is such bullshit, $2000 of damage to a car and the cops will fucking come and take a police report.
God damnit I hate Judge Judy and that smug bitch plaintiff and her retarded ass witness.
when mr. joe moore walked on i thought fickett was about to whoop his ass..
he looked pissed..
but 22 years old?
either he is a fucking beast for his age, or this is old as shit..
Also...Dangada Dang...you're gay.
i got it 29-28 fickett. Good ground defense, but sloppy eye movement may have cost him late in the ruling.
and it is alll over!
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