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Must-See: Fastest MMA Knockout Ever + the History of the UFC Lightweight Belt

(Fight starts at the 0:58 mark. Props to NelsaoCB)

As the above video proves, Chris Clements and Steve Ramirez do not hold the record for fastest knockout in MMA history. At a Japanese event called "The Outsider 2" held last July, Ryohei Masuda caught Takahiro Kuroishi rushing in and knocked him into the land of wind and ghosts in two seconds flat. (Doesn’t that idiot know that the running start only works when Kid Yamamoto does it? Well, he does now.) Don’t ask us to explain the in-ring brawl that comes directly afterwards, though if there are any Japanese speakers in the house who can translate the narrator, please enlighten us.

After the jump: If you have 17 minutes free, check out this amazing timeline of the UFC’s lightweight title by our friend Koeikan. "Short People" FTW.

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phaderlanx- August 26, 2009 at 6:17 pm
@ Koeikan

Anyway to rehost in HQ? Id really like to check it out... but "it no longer exists" .. I know thats a lie vimeo.
schnetzler- August 24, 2009 at 1:54 pm
translation of first video...apparently Kuroishi's team did the same thing the last time he lost. the narrator talks about the strong connection his team has with each other, and they will defend/retaliate when one of their fighters is beat up (like yakuza)
Barc- August 24, 2009 at 11:44 am
I still put my vote in for Heath Herring with his knockout of Yoshihiro Nakao at 0:00 of round 1.
redblock- August 24, 2009 at 10:59 am
That was a fantastic timeline video. Thanks for sharing it.
This site is full of little whiny bitches. The music is your hang up Really.
kupo- August 24, 2009 at 7:36 am
hahahahahaha fucking Goldberg...

"Kenny has always wanted to be a samurai............and he is."

TheHuytonHandGrenade- August 24, 2009 at 4:10 am
Good Video Good Music Fuck Yall Penn will deal wid Sanchez
J Akuma- August 24, 2009 at 4:01 am
@ Craigger12


Ok, seriously, no.

@ Dante

Annoying, dated music? Entrance themes from the time of the fight makes it appropriate, not dated. Maybe you should complain about the dated fight footage, too. I mean, that stuff is OLD.

Great vid, and solid music choices.
Craigger12- August 23, 2009 at 10:17 pm
I don't think I follow. Are you saying that roids somehow stopped him from getting hurt as badly when taking knees to the face?
KrmtDfrog- August 23, 2009 at 9:30 pm
It's pretty telling that Sherk walked through Florian's and Franca's knees before he got busted for 'roids and got creamed by one from Penn afterwards.
BobbyBoulders- August 23, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Best part of that vid: "BJ challenged GSP, but got smashed"

Sure did.
And fuck the fuckin Diaz brothers Fuck em all- August 23, 2009 at 8:25 pm
lmao stfu you chump you dont think ive never heard a white boy joke before go suck a bag of dicks! it is meant in complete humor quit taking shit so seriously or just go kill yourself you loser!
mikeym7- August 23, 2009 at 7:49 pm
I bet he did, but what would be even better is to see your sorry racist ass get knocked out even quicker.

Racist piece of shit.
And fuck the fuckin Diaz brothers Fuck em all- August 23, 2009 at 7:00 pm
yea you never heard 9-iron or fishhead, fishhead is always allowed too
scumbag- August 23, 2009 at 6:54 pm
9 iron??????
ScrambledEggs- August 23, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Was that Rachelle Leah blowing that guy in the bottom right hand corner?
Payday- August 23, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Great video, I enjoyed it. Music was appropriate and refreshing, not your typical douchey Rage, Offspring, Tool, etc., etc. You know, the shit guys in Affliction shirts listen to.
And fuck the fuckin Diaz brothers Fuck em all- August 23, 2009 at 5:36 pm
yea Bovice I think the politically correct term nowadays is 9-iron or Gook atleast in my neck of the woods these 2 will safice!
richorama- August 23, 2009 at 4:54 pm
lol @ Bovice. "chink". i havent heard that in years! go and pick up the new, updated Redneck Dictionary! you fucking cool guy, you.
BackbaconBilly- August 23, 2009 at 1:33 pm
@ Dante "Good video ruined by lame text and annoying, dated music"

Good comment ruined by the use of the words LAME, ANNOYING & DATED!

p.s ...when & where was the last thing you offered up to the members of C.P to enjoy??? Yea, thought so!
NECROPHYTE- August 23, 2009 at 12:57 pm
lmao @ greenseed = hellen keller on the internet
Bovice- August 23, 2009 at 12:47 pm
That chink got KTFO real quick.
scumbag- August 23, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Good video . I love the end of the penn sherk fight.
reddog- August 23, 2009 at 12:05 pm
greenseed = hellen keller on the internet
greenseed- August 23, 2009 at 11:42 am
Koeikan: wicked vid man but i have to at least partially agree with dante.. i think it does need some new music. a few songs were ok. namely short people hehe. might i recommend some tool, offspring, rage against the machine etc. Also with the text.... if you still did that but in the middle of each 'paragraph' have 3 smaller clips of that fighter/each fighters highlights.

to clarify that last idea..

text here: bj penn lalala nbmvc nmvcb nmbvbnmvc bnmvcnmbv cnmg bnbv gbhnj bhj bcvn drrt

| clip | clip | clip |

text here: jenz pulvy nbmvc nmvcb nmbvbnmvc bnmvcnmbv cnmg bnbv gbhnj bhj bcvn drrt

or even a picture or 2 and 1 clip..

dunno how hard that would be.. just my 2 cents
scumbag- August 23, 2009 at 11:40 am
i think that heath herring has fastest ko*(with an asterik of course) He knocked that dude flat in the prefight for kissing him. That was the fastest and the funniest