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Must-See: Nasty Knockouts, Tito Ortiz Returns to the Gym


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The cameraman got a nice souvenir during this June 2005 scrap between Leonard Wilson and TUF 9 hopeful Ray Elbe. Watch as Wilson lands a ferocious spinning back kick at the 0:56 mark, then starts jackhammering until Elbe’s contact lens is blasted into the first row. Suck it, Teila Tuli’s tooth



(Props: Inside MMA via MMA Fanhouse)

Last week, we posted a shaky, fan-shot video of Steve Ramirez‘s record-tying three-second knockout over Darvin Wattree at Pure Combat 9 on July 25th. Here’s a much better version from Inside MMA, which inspires Bas Rutten to shout "Dooyakasha!"


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Tito Ortiz shows us how fat he’s gotten after a year of surgery-related inactivity, then dives into the first hard workout of his recovery. If you want to see the HBBB throw up orange juice in slo-mo, skip to the 3:52 mark; to see Jenna Jameson help Ortiz with some ice-bath recovery, click here.

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Chri534.- August 3, 2009 at 1:43 pm
My favorite part: "...until then, next day ...is tomorrow baby."
Clyde- August 3, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Straight to the dome?

Oh, you are so gangsta Mr. commentator.
Cookie Monster- August 3, 2009 at 11:24 am
you look like shit tito
Deadpanda- August 3, 2009 at 9:34 am
Does he have any idea how bad hand-wraps smell? Who the fuck would buy stankass hand wraps from a come back that maybe 8 people give a fuck about.

Jesus, Tito, if you're coming back from a year off STFU & train. If you have time to talk, you have time to work harder in the gym. Let your sparkling personality come out after* you win something.

ps- Tito vs. Mark Coleman for a classic "Wait... they still fight?" match.
AkilleeZ- August 3, 2009 at 9:08 am
You know the world is coming to the end when DW kicks Chuck Liddell out of the UFC, invites Tito Ortiz back in, and a mob of crazy Russian turn down millions of dollars.
bleve- August 3, 2009 at 8:43 am
Tito the turd.

Have fun polishing that one UFC.
Sheps- August 3, 2009 at 8:36 am
You know what'd be funny? If Tito was instantly put up against Lyoto Machida, knocked the fuck out then kicked straight out of the UFC.
PaalSunde- August 3, 2009 at 7:33 am
Give uss some neeeeeeeeeeeews CP!
Dubbayoo- August 3, 2009 at 7:16 am
so that's what Tito looks like when he's puking..
Jay Smith- August 3, 2009 at 7:11 am
Titos management should never, ever, ever, ever let him speak in public. I wish him well though.
LAS- August 3, 2009 at 7:02 am
I've had plenty of ice baths in my day, Tito is just being a puss. The first couple minutes suck, you just have to man up until your legs go numb.
omunto- August 3, 2009 at 6:58 am
5:58 of the Ortiz training video... Most uncomfortable facial expression ever. I bet he's the catcher in the bedroom with Jenna.
FightZen- August 3, 2009 at 6:50 am
Holy S! Is Tito training with a women's fitness kickboxing class?!
jimbonics- August 3, 2009 at 6:45 am
The Hammer is comin' for dat ass Tito!
NickDiazSaysSmokeWeedBitch- August 3, 2009 at 6:39 am
that kick KO was too sick.

hope tito practises on his GnP, which he uses best
SiDeBuRnZ- August 3, 2009 at 6:31 am
apparently having sex with jenna jameson requires no energy expenditure whatsoever...

get on top for once you lazy bastard.
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