Pro fighter/bikini model Michelle “The Karate Hottie” Watterson will make her EliteXC debut on the untelevised undercard of their September 20th Showtime broadcast. You can get to know her better by watching this video of her posing in bikinis and doing high kicks; thanks, Fightlinker.
Sometimes the most badass guys are the ones you’d least expect — for example, the short, skinny, possibly Hispanic man in the above video with the insane fu-manchu mustache. Who knew he’d have that kind of upkicking prowess? (See the 2:28 mark). By the way, if anybody can figure out what he’s saying at 1:18, 1:23, 1:27, and 1:32, please let us know. Bas Rutten, you’ve just been served. Mad props to our buds at Holy Taco.
Here’s a clip from the Rob Schneider comedy Big Stan featuring Don Frye, Bob Sapp, and Randy Couture. If we remember Couture for nothing else, let’s remember him for the line he delivers at 3:28. Props to “Card” on the UG.
Bonus awesomeness after the jump…
Our #1 favorite alcoholic lesbian Tonya Evinger tries to tell a joke at the MMAExpo in Long Beach. Hold my beer, bitch! Props to Steve Cofield.
“At the Lauzon Family Annual Pig Roast, Doug and Eric Brown went kick for kick with one another.” MASSACHUSETTS WHAT. Courtesy of Joe Lauzon.








no it wouldn't, heh.