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Must-See: “The Karate Hottie,” Randy Couture’s Comedic Debut + More

Pro fighter/bikini model Michelle “The Karate Hottie” Watterson will make her EliteXC debut on the untelevised undercard of their September 20th Showtime broadcast. You can get to know her better by watching this video of her posing in bikinis and doing high kicks; thanks, Fightlinker.

Sometimes the most badass guys are the ones you’d least expect — for example, the short, skinny, possibly Hispanic man in the above video with the insane fu-manchu mustache. Who knew he’d have that kind of upkicking prowess? (See the 2:28 mark). By the way, if anybody can figure out what he’s saying at 1:18, 1:23, 1:27, and 1:32, please let us know. Bas Rutten, you’ve just been served. Mad props to our buds at Holy Taco.

Here’s a clip from the Rob Schneider comedy Big Stan featuring Don Frye, Bob Sapp, and Randy Couture. If we remember Couture for nothing else, let’s remember him for the line he delivers at 3:28. Props to “Card” on the UG.

Bonus awesomeness after the jump…

Our #1 favorite alcoholic lesbian Tonya Evinger tries to tell a joke at the MMAExpo in Long Beach. Hold my beer, bitch! Props to Steve Cofield.

“At the Lauzon Family Annual Pig Roast, Doug and Eric Brown went kick for kick with one another.” MASSACHUSETTS WHAT. Courtesy of Joe Lauzon.

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shutupandfight- August 8, 2008 at 9:03 pm
".that stuff would probably work if the guy attacking you was paralyzed,"- Mdollas

no it wouldn't, heh.
Mdollas- August 8, 2008 at 8:34 pm
LOL @ fu man chu....that stuff would probably work if the guy attacking you was paralyzed, real life situations, people move, strike back and dont lay there like sissys.
Xamot- August 8, 2008 at 8:10 pm
apparently the entire Lauzon Family should be neutered.
axhed- August 7, 2008 at 8:57 am
holy taco, cp, and break are all owned by the same people, i believe, so they cross-link whenever possible.
Rob- August 7, 2008 at 8:43 am
your slippin CP, That self defense video appeared on FightLinker way before it did holytaco. Do you even visit their site?
captain asshammer- August 7, 2008 at 5:44 am
he clearly said "full force aaaaagggggggggggg"
lmao- August 7, 2008 at 4:34 am
Funniest part of the self defense video is the shit-talking street thug.
KTFO- August 7, 2008 at 3:14 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!! You think I got to where I'm at today by dressing like Peter Pan over here? Hilarious!

OK grab my arm...other arm...MY other arm.
Anthony- August 6, 2008 at 11:32 pm
HaHa! It reminds me of Rex Kwon Do from Napoleon Dynamite. "You wanna take a round house kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Didn't think so"
FAS- August 6, 2008 at 8:01 pm
@ TH3etc., Harry:

Yep, then he says "e'laegh, euh."
Harry Lips- August 6, 2008 at 7:52 pm
He says "Full Bore" in that self defense video.
TH3SH3PH3RD- August 6, 2008 at 7:41 pm
he says "full bore?" -to the greatest degree or extent; at full speed, with the greatest power or effort, etc. a factory running full-bore. copied and pasted
matt- August 6, 2008 at 7:35 pm
pretty sure fu man chu is saying "full force?"