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“My wife, in so many words, called me a pussy, a failure as a man, and a bad example to my children.”

If you’ve got 9.5 minutes to spare, check out this extended trailer for UFC 92, which runs down the event’s three marquee matchups. I have to say, I literally LOL’d at the 3:13-3:15 mark, where Dana White describes the Forrest Griffin/Rashad Evans fight as "the hard worker vs. the explosive athlete" — which, as every sports fan knows, is barely-concealed shorthand for "the white guy vs. the black guy." Later, the Nog/Mir bout is previewed, with Mir aptly describing Minotauro as "like a zombie…like Frankenstein. Every time you kill him, you think he’s dead, and the motherfucker rises again." Finally, we get another look at Rampage/Wandy III, which thankfully includes some PRIDE footage (which Zuffa seemingly only pulls out for very special occasions). Silva on Jackson: "I know he remembers my knee." And so do we, Wanderlei.

Speaking of UFC promos, the first episode of "UFC Primetime: St. Pierre vs. Penn" will debut January 14th on Spike TV. Each 30-minute episode — there will be three in total, airing Wednesdays at 10:30 — will profile the UFC’s current welterweight and lightweight champions as they prepare for their much-anticipated rematch at UFC 94 (January 31st, Las Vegas). The shows will be modeled after the popular 24/7 series on HBO, which has helped publicize boxing matches like Oscar De La Hoya vs. Floyd Mayweather Jr., and most recently, Joe Calzaghe vs. Roy Jones Jr.

Bonus, after the jump: Depending on the result of De La Hoya/Pacquiao boxing match on Saturday, either Roger Huerta or Brandon Vera will be wearing a chicken suit in a heavily-trafficked area.




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Anonymous- December 27, 2008 at 6:39 pm
You hear that Dana? UFC 93: "Issues" Mir vs. His Mom. This time it's personal.
awesome21- December 17, 2008 at 10:41 pm
any one here knows when will see roger huerta in the chicken suit?
Joe T- December 8, 2008 at 12:14 am
I'll take Forrest in this one....and had me ROTFLMAO when I read "the hard worker vs. the explosive athlete" — which, as every sports fan knows, is barely-concealed shorthand for "the white guy vs. the black guy."

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battouter- December 7, 2008 at 10:19 pm
oohhhh, a mexican in a chicken suit! oh... snap!
Bootylam!- December 4, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Why are people saying Forrest is going to beat Evans? Besides cardio, Sugar has all the advantages. Forrest is going down like he did against Jardine.
drowe- December 2, 2008 at 1:08 pm
yea no shit mac mac. that girl could give a dog a bone. looks like roger s got some good pimpin skills.
Mac mac- December 2, 2008 at 9:50 am
Wasn't Huerta doing Arriany Celeste? Call me gay when I am loving on that.
Russ- December 2, 2008 at 9:34 am
I live in Austin, im not huge into boxing but now i wanna watch the fight cause if De La Hoya wins i get to meet Brandon Vera in a fuckin chicken suit. Never thought ide have that option...
drowe- December 2, 2008 at 9:27 am
mir is going to beat nogera. I just am not that impressed with him. nogera definetely will get them hands thrown on him by brock lesner. Lesner will hurt that dude. nogera supporters will find out soon but i dont think he ll make it past mir. he could though i can t really call that one but i know brock will beat the fuck out of that dude. nog couldn't hardly beat herring.
I HATE YOU MIR!- December 2, 2008 at 4:52 am
I am SO SICK OF FRANK MIR AND HEARING SOMETHING ABOUT BREAKING ARMS...


IN TUF ALL YOU HEAR IS HIM SCREAMING BREAK IT EVERY TIME THIS TOOL IS ON HE HAS TO TALK ABOUT BREAKING ARMS..

gvd- December 1, 2008 at 10:36 pm
I disagree with every single one of those points. Sorry.
Babalu- December 1, 2008 at 9:08 pm
SOMEBODY TELL WANDERLEI TO SHAVE HIS FUCKING HEAD FOR THE FIGHT. AT MOST A BUZZ CUT!!
Doink the Clown- December 1, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Mir is a bitch. I liked him until I watched him on TUF. I thought he was going to cry when he lost the soccer match against Big Nog. Then he acted like alittle school yard bitch afterwards. Made me sick. I think he has low self esteem and a small dick. He's just a bigger Junie. I hope Big Nog breaks his arm. Mir is an asshole!
Frank- December 1, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Holy crap! Is Mir married to my ex-wife? I've heard that quote before. Seriously, though, I'm rooting for Mir. He's had a tough comeback. Most other guys would have given up and went on to selling insurance for a living.
Niggajitsu- December 1, 2008 at 6:23 pm
I want to call Mir's bluff and see him break his mom's arm. It could be the biggest event in UFC history.
K.E.G.- December 1, 2008 at 5:59 pm
@cr_trinity Says:
Shut the fuck up already. All you do is post about how much you hate what this site does but you post on every article. So if it sucks so much why are you always on here? And CP doesn't have to talk about pre Zuffa MMA because you do every chance you get, were all already sick of hearing about from you. So please do us all a favor and fuck off already.
Turtle- December 1, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Rashad has more than earned his shot. Forrest is the kind of fighter to make Evans work. I see this as perhaps being the best fight this year once its said and done.
And Jackson vs Silva will be diffrent than the first 2 times they met cuz this time its in a cage.
And I also pray Mir loses so we can see Minotauro face Lesnar and finally unify the belts as should have been done in the first place.
diesel- December 1, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Arianny celeste.
and yeah, huerta is the gayest straight guy ever
cr_trinity- December 1, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Cage Potato must start to branch out to MMA fans with
1.) Intellect
2.) Knowledge of the sport before the ZUFFA acquirement and subsequent incremental watering- down of the Sport, especially the Grappling side of MMA.
3.) Pubic Hair.
4.) No tolerance whatsoever of the pathetic infantile antics and urine drinking glorified on TUF, where so called "Ultimate" "Fighters" regularly break down and cry like the little spoilt little Western Pussies that they are. Or they roll around clutching their stomach while their shrunken penises are showing. Or they piss in each other's beds. Or wipe other people's gear between their asses. Oh and if you're not disgusted with yourself for watching TUF, well you're an asshole.
5.) Knowledge of LEGITIMATE MMA journalists like Eddie Goldman from No Holds Barred.
Buns- December 1, 2008 at 4:12 pm
thats a huge statement.
Edicius- December 1, 2008 at 3:55 pm
This author is pretty lame. "White guy vs Black guy"???? No, hard worker vs athlete is about as close to that as saying "mustard vs mayo".

Fact is that St. Pierre is one of if not the most explosive athletes in the UFC. Brock Lesnar can't be mentioned without the word "athletic" and "explosive".

I think you, the author, shouldn't be mentioned without the tag line "small minded and often wrong".
Richard Wad- December 1, 2008 at 3:53 pm
I have to say, this is the best promo I've seen for a UFC event. One thing I tire of, is every single event being called the "biggest UFC event in history" by Dana & Rogan, but heck, they usually put on a damn good show. Like the last one w/ Randy/Brock...entire card was entirely enjoyable and awesome. Can't wait for Ultimate 2008!
Anonymous- December 1, 2008 at 3:48 pm
You guys gotta stop calling things bonuses if it's something we already saw on an other web page 2 days ago. A bonus is some tit pics or something like that
Dex- December 1, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I'm kinda tired of the "explosive athlete" = black comments. I understand in this situation it DOES sorta fit, but what else can you say about Rashad? Other than the KO over Chuck he's been a pretty boring fighter.
Jared the wiener- December 1, 2008 at 2:47 pm
God, that "hard worker vs. explosive athlete" crap makes me want to yak. Is Rashad even that athletic or is it just a requirement that that adjective be attached to every black guy in the UFC?
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