(‘I do declare, Mr. Beauregard!’ Photo courtesy of Waters Golf.)
A few weeks ago we were a little surprised to learn that UFC Octagon girl Natasha Wicks has a side job as a caddy at a Las Vegas golf course. Not that it would be the worst job one of the UFC’s professional hot chicks ever held, it just seemed a little strange. Well, those clever wags at Fightlinker located the website where you can go to rent Natasha’s services on the links (for $400), and wouldn’t you know it, there are plenty of photos of her that perfectly straddle the line between sexy and ridiculous, which is just how we like our women. For example, the above image proves that she can pretend to like you as she laughs at your stupid jokes and uses hand gestures to keep you from noticing the lack of sincerity in her eyes. In the business, that little move is known as ‘The Scarlett O’Hara.’
After the jump, she demonstrates why you probably shouldn’t hire her if you take your golf really seriously. Or if you’re bringing your wife along. Of course, if Natasha isn’t your type you can also get former Penthouse Pet Erica Ellyson (totally NSFW).
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Wed, 09/09/09 - 10:52
I am starting to like golf.
Wed, 09/09/09 - 10:54
$400 for that? MAYBE $40.
Wed, 09/09/09 - 10:55
i would lick stick and dick that
Wed, 09/09/09 - 11:01
Lil bony bitch, with fake tits, no ass, and can't take no dick. I'm not impressed. I DIDN'T SAY I WOULDN'T HIT FELLAS.
Wed, 09/09/09 - 11:02
Well could give me an excuse as to why I shank every shot. Wonder what you get for $400 though, in Vegas you can get a lot more for that money. A tip for anyone who takes this up, cut a hole in the side of the bag, insert, and ask her to grab your driver, wocka wocka.
Wed, 09/09/09 - 11:03
Also, I didn't know El Debarge golfed.
Wed, 09/09/09 - 11:03
"imakeutap Says: Wed, 09/09/2009 - 13:55 i would lick stick and dick that" Ummm... what's your definition/difference between 'stick' and 'dick?'
Wed, 09/09/09 - 11:09
You'd think $400 per round would buy you a tighter shirt with a much lower neckline than that.
Wed, 09/09/09 - 11:10
I believe the difference he meant would be this: dick=penis stick=golf club If not, I have no idea. Who wouldn't like to do her with a good Callaway or Ping.
Wed, 09/09/09 - 11:11
It always baffles me what men will do to spend time with a women who is half way good looking. 400 dollars? give me a break. I can find better girls to fuck for less then that, and all she is going to do is ride in a cart and talk with you? Who wants to talk to a girl anyway? What good is that? The only reaason we listen to them is A) to avoid a fight,B) so we can fuck them.
Wed, 09/09/09 - 11:13
@MyFightWiffaCheeto It rhymes is all that matters, i guess sticking would be putting something into a hole or opening while dicking would refer to evrything else you could do that does not involve sticking, use your imagination
Wed, 09/09/09 - 11:14
Preach on brother google
Wed, 09/09/09 - 11:21
@ google: It's for the same reason (and the same type of customer) as paying thousands and thousands of dollars to bang a former Playboy Playmate when there's just as hot escorts in any given city for a fraction of the price. In other words: so you can say you did.
Wed, 09/09/09 - 11:22
So let me get this straight... You pay her $400 and you're the one doing all the stroking?!
Wed, 09/09/09 - 11:27
Who let that colored fella on the links?
Wed, 09/09/09 - 11:28
@Nate, just like going on the dinner date, left with the expensive bill and your right or left hand. Or both if you are gifted.
Wed, 09/09/09 - 11:42
@agentsmith, Thats where your wrong. It 's not somebody wanting to say i had this girl as a caddy. I got a fair-weather friend that would hire her and pay the money just to be around her because the fucker is so insecure he could never talk to a girl like that on a normal basis. But, if she is paid, he knows no matter what, she will pretend she likes him and he can feel great. That shit has always been strange to me. You should see the motherfucker at a strip club. Every girl that ask him for a lap dance gets paid untill the motherfucker has cleaned out his bank account. Somewhere in his fucked up head he thinks that they are asking him becuase they like him.
Wed, 09/09/09 - 11:46
The same people that allowed you on here El Faggy Burrito.
Wed, 09/09/09 - 11:56
@ viva hate lmao at wocka wocka for $400 she better wear something more revealing than that boring ass outfit. she can wear the octagon wardrobe for all I care, or lingerie from agent provocateur which would make the $400 money in the bank wocka wocka hahahaa
Wed, 09/09/09 - 12:01
For 400$? She's the 19th hole then, right?
Wed, 09/09/09 - 12:01
hahahahaha @ burrito
Wed, 09/09/09 - 12:10
Wonder what par for her 3 holes is, wocka wocka.
Wed, 09/09/09 - 12:11
I'd pay $400 if I could try out my #9 driver, I mean 9" Driver on her.
Wed, 09/09/09 - 12:12
$400 means she gets ass raped behind the green at 16, punched out cold in the back of the head so you can reach in her pocket and take back $385, and finish your golf! The only thing that could rival the DouchBag type of idiot that would pay some over exagerated form of a woman to be his caddy is the idiot bitch that would take advantage of said DouchBag!
Wed, 09/09/09 - 12:55
@Viva Hate I laughed.
Wed, 09/09/09 - 01:03
Holy shit, it says right on that site she'll "clean balls" I'm not kidding! Go look!
Wed, 09/09/09 - 01:06
Hole in One! One in Hole?
Wed, 09/09/09 - 01:11
I find it more interesting that Edith is also available to go parachuting with you, I guess she has a draw full of parachutes available at your choice for only $1000 per trip.
Wed, 09/09/09 - 01:13
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Wed, 09/09/09 - 03:05
When Natasha was my caddy, I drove two balls into the sand trap.
Wed, 09/09/09 - 04:38
when she was my caddy she was handling my shaft all day long. best 400 dollars i ever spent.
Thu, 09/17/09 - 04:59
I'm not making any allegations regarding Natasha, but in the wake of the Elliot Spitzer (former Gov. of NY) prostitution scandal, there is a great need for ways that I guy can legitimately make a payment of say $400 and not have it be for sex. As Mr. Spitzer found out, making payments to mysterious off shore accounts can lead the authorities to investigate. Could this be such a way: the money was for a caddy. Again, nothing about Natasha, but she does not look like she could carry clubs around for the whole day. Nor does she look very knowledgeable about golf.
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