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Nate Diaz: No Longer the Smarter Diaz

(Somewhere in Indiana, Miguel Torres is breathing a sigh of relief.) 

Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the single dumbest tweet of 2013. The top one.

385 retweets. 184 favorites. And counting.

Feel free to start speculating how much Diaz gets fined for this, or what his inevitable apology to the LGBT community will sound like, in the comments section.

-J. Jones


  1. Imnotamoose Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 02:03

    I um, didn't mean, to like, dis any homos or bitches or like whatever. It's just like, whatever, you know?
  2. Witty Name Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 02:08

    I feel bad for Nate Diaz that they're going to take an innocent man's money and I think the guy who is going to take his money is the biggest dick in the world...
  3. RoezCity Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 02:24

    SMH... Do these guys ever learn???
  4. cman Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 03:07

    It's not his fault twitter has letter limits and there's only so many 3 letter insults.
  5. creepy Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 03:08

    What are you talking about? That second tweet was his apology.
  6. monkeyknuckler Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 03:13

    Glad I never went to school with the Diaz brothers. Can you imagine how depressing recess would have been with these two clowns?
  7. LoneWolf Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 03:38

    Usually, I would just call him a fucking idiot...but where's the shock in that?
  8. dillsapldorf Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 03:42

    i know...i's very difficult for the writer of this article and most commenters to understand how in the world you don't suck dick for money.
  9. masterbaitntackle Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 04:29

    If he gets cut, there's always that new MMA promotion his big brother is starting up....right? riiight??
  10. Alan K Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 07:00

    UFC suspended him. You guys working on the update?
  11. algiersheadkick504 Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 07:49

    I think its brave and Collins coming out the closet
  12. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 08:11

    So wait how is Diaz exactly wrong? Pat Healy smoked weed and finished Jim Miller? Since when does smoking weed constitute as a performance enhancing drug. Not sure I get this whole battle against Marijuana in a sport based around fighters. Considering that if anything it would hinder the fighter. Danga you of all people publishing this should probably defend Diaz in his statement. Not that he was exactly well stated or politically correct but his point is crystal clear.
  13. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 08:13

    The LGBT also defends Fallon Fox fighting females in the cage, they take the whole equality thing and remove logic from it completely. Fuck fighter safety we want sexual equality. Hooray for dudes knocking out bitch's as long as they get their fucking dick and balls cut off and go through 3 years of Hormone therapy
  14. Nippletwist Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 08:31

    What he said is the absolute truth though, Pat absolutely did not deserve to have his money stolen, especially after the grueling ballsy performance he put on. Fighters don't get paid enough as it is, you're gonna take over 100 Gs from a dude for smoking pot?? ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME?!? Indefensible, that is a fucking crime. period. he shouldn't have said fag, but whatever, fuck that PC bullshit anyway, the way he's using the word fag in this context OBVIOUSLY has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with gay people. any gay person getting offended by this is a stupid fag, fuck em, get over it.
  15. jcv1986 Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 09:27

    A least someone speaks up about this fucking weed situation.This is criminal, pat Healy has been robbed...... Wtf he could of been walk in Washington or Colorado and took in some seconded hand... War diaz mma...
  16. lilricky707 Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 10:52

    the people who write on this website need to be confronted face-to-face by the people they consistently bash. nick diaz, ronda rousey etc. so they can get their teeth knocked down their throats. the bias articles you people write are starting to get ridiculous. cage potato, home of the shit talkers that hide behind a domain
  17. Nippletwist Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 11:01

    lol seriously i'd love to see this J. Jones journalist character try to say some of this shit to nates face. nate would make him beg for mercy without breaking a sweat.
  18. Mr_Misanthropy Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 11:09

    Well, I would hope if you are sucking dick there is some form of compensation involved, some money or at least a nice dinner and a movie involved in the arrangement. Who would want to suck dick for free? I know I sure wouldn't.
  19. amsterdamheavy Says:

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 11:34 DOES have to do with gay people as the connotation associated with FAG or FAGGOT *is* negative. Do I agree with PC bullshit? No, fuck people's feelings....but that is not reality, especially for a sport that is struggling to find mainstream acceptance.

    Thu, 05/16/13 - 11:58

    holy shit this page is written for fags by fags
  21. terrence Says:

    Fri, 05/17/13 - 12:32

    Lol is cagepotato ran by yahoo? Calling someone a fag is somehow the dumbest tweet of 2013. Screw PC. gtfo
  22. Thumblaster Says:

    Fri, 05/17/13 - 12:42

    Healy did get robbed , and you are a fucking retard if you think thats the dumbest tweet of 2013
  23. Mr_Misanthropy Says:

    Fri, 05/17/13 - 01:07

    Hey- waitaminuteherep- what if you are sucking dick for weed? Or getting high and sucking the athletic commission chairperson's dick for a pass on piss testing?
  24. holeeball Says:

    Fri, 05/17/13 - 03:14

    "WTF man! WEED made me do it"
  25. pirzola Says:

    Fri, 05/17/13 - 03:35

    my mistake I chose thumb down - sorry Thumblaster, I agree with you.
  26. Clyde Says:

    Fri, 05/17/13 - 05:13

    Being the smartest Diaz brother was a fairly meaningless title to begin with.
  27. J.Jones Says:

    Fri, 05/17/13 - 06:08

    IRONY, thy (user)name is lilricky.
  28. danomite Says:

    Fri, 05/17/13 - 06:22

    Hey, at least he spelled 'innocent' right. That's gotta count for something!
  29. nick diaz and the dub sack Says:

    Fri, 05/17/13 - 06:33

  30. Sho Nuff Says:

    Fri, 05/17/13 - 06:58

    I'll actually defend JJ here. It's not the dumbest tweet of the year just because he said "fag". It's the dumbest tweet of the year because he is employed by the UFC, which has suspended and fired fighters over saying offensive things on twitter or in interviews. An organization which has repeatedly warned fighters to watch what they say on twitter and don't stupid shit. An organization that bills itself as LGBT friendly, and mostly lives up to that. The ignorance of the tweet comes from knowing all of that information and tweeting that anyway. That is some dumb shit.
  31. Lex Talionis Says:

    Fri, 05/17/13 - 07:25

    Why should the writers have to face the people they talk about face to face when the rest of you fucktards get to say whatever you want in the comments section anonymously. Also what is the debate here? That it wasn't a stupid tweet? Or that the Diaz brothers aren't dumbasses? Healy took the punishment like a man, why is Nate even commenting at all?
  32. dillsapldorf Says:

    Fri, 05/17/13 - 08:59 have obviously never had a woman actually interested in you.
  33. SethF Says:

    Fri, 05/17/13 - 10:21

    The Point Most of you.
  34. macreadysshack Says:

    Fri, 05/17/13 - 10:38

    Lex said: 'Why should the writers have to face the people they talk about face to face when the rest of you fucktards get to say whatever you want in the comments section anonymously. ' Answer: because it's awesome. Also, 'face to face'? LOLOLoL Lex: why is Nate even commenting at all? Answer: he's pro-weed, outspoken and just barely self-censoring enough to survive in society. Anything else we can clear up for you?
  35. Nippletwist Says:

    Fri, 05/17/13 - 05:29

    actually i admit it, you're right, i'm just talking shit on the internet just like he is. we're in the same boat in a sense, i guess. and i usually actually like J. Jones writing, i'm not hatin on him that hard
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