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Nate Diaz T-Shirt Contest Ends In a Decision

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On Friday, we put two Nate Diaz-related t-shirts up for grabs to the readers who could provide the best captions for the above photo involving Randy Couture, Gina Carano, and three of their groupies. And apparently you really want to represent tha’ 209, because you came full force with it. First, our honorable mentions…

Matt Herpes: This is exactly why Kim bought that testicle-scale.

F.A.S.: Xtreme Ho-ture

Damien: Looks like Fedor isn’t the only heavyweight that Randy wants to get his hands on.

boobah: Gina later realized that Applebee’s was not the best choice for cutting weight.

MMA-hole: “Yeah, that’s right…I’m Bruce Willis…”

TheFeniX: Shown here: People who make a living destroying others for monetary gain, every 6 months or so. Also pictured: Randy Couture and Gina Carano.

bmwtech: Just goes to show you that every group of girls has a DBUF. Designated bald ugly friend.

And now, the shirt-winners…

Cory M: Viagra…For those nights when being the “Natural” just isn’t enough.


Ah, referencing previous posts; always a recipe for success. So Cory and Tubbs, please check out the shirts at, then shoot your choice and address to Thanks to all who played; you’re a lot cooler than those pussies who didn’t.

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KTFO- June 11, 2008 at 3:23 am
Hey Chris, I'll give you a heads up on your search for JC, check the county jail. People always seem to find Jesus in jail. It's probably because his probation officer is a dick, oh and he's jewish.
rumbler- June 9, 2008 at 3:49 am
Hey Cp, Can you please post the 10 worst captions?



June 9th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
@Bees Knees-Jump off of a building onto some sharp iron railing somewhere please, than kinda just hang there til you bleed out and die….."

Your post has offended me...Please find christ. I'll pray for you.
Jeff- June 9, 2008 at 2:59 am
Nobody has ever seen elimidate? I thought that was a winnah for sure... June 9, 2008 at 2:56 am
The one in the middle does look like a dude.

I saw an interview with her on-line, she is friends with Gina Carano and making her MMA pro debut in a month....first time I saw her I said that is a dude fighting as a girl now, not a bad movie idea
fightfan- June 9, 2008 at 12:23 am
That is why I quit entering these "CAPTION" contests....Because the winner rarely has anything to do with a CAPTION.

Sure anyone could of photoshopped something funny or insulting. But the contest said that "THE BEST CAPTION" wins. And Tubbs' entry was the FARTHEST from a caption.

How can you win a CAPTION" contest with a phohtshop picture? I could see if the contest was whoever could photoshop something funny out of that picture....then again Tubbs' photoshop was not even that funny???
shutupandfight- June 8, 2008 at 10:30 pm
so the one in the middle ain't a tranny?

kinda fuked my game plan right in the ass...with no reach around.

congrats to the winners...but i'm still funnier than time bichez.
Netterbog- June 8, 2008 at 9:44 pm
@ Bees Knees:

Probably could have done without the Oxygen Network call-out.... That's not a channel I'd ever admit to watching. (Though I've heard that "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman" is pretty addicting.)

Do they teach the "Fight Girls" to pull their pants down and show off their hip-flexors for the camera like that blonde in the middle? Yummy... (I might have to secretly join your underground Oxygen-watching club if they do.)
Gleb Jolie- June 8, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Bees Knees: I sure did, it was part of my entry and it got passed over like a lukewarm tater skin. I thought it was pretty good, even though it was modeled on an old joke, but Couture's an old fighter. Hmm, too subtle for the Cage Tater crewe, I s'pose... nepotistic freeques...
BIG CHRIS- June 8, 2008 at 9:31 pm
@Bees Knees-Jump off of a building onto some sharp iron railing somewhere please, than kinda just hang there til you bleed out and die.....
Bees Knees- June 8, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Since no one mentioned it- those girls are all from the reality show "Fight Girls" where a group of female Muay Thai fighters train under "Master Toddy" and then the cream of the crop go to Thailand to fight a champion. It was on the Oxygen network which I'm sure you guys watch all the time. Gina was a previous winner from the show who came back to coach.
mmawesome- June 8, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Why can't I post on this site? I keep getting that too many posts error.
bird-dog- June 8, 2008 at 7:54 pm
"Cage Potato = EliteXC" ---hahah now im %100 down with the ol cage 'tater... but thats funny!!
Kevster- June 8, 2008 at 7:37 pm
4 girls, 1 Night.... It's just Natural.
Fight Finder- June 8, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Wow, what a bunch of friggin crybabies. Don't pull a lost......move on.
perkedel- June 8, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Cage Potato = EliteXC
FYI- June 8, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Point of fact, the other brunette in the photo, below GC, is Brandon Vera's wife...
C-Bus Allstar- June 8, 2008 at 6:49 pm
I think these fuckin' contests are as rigged as Kimbo's fights.
Jemaleddin- June 8, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Wow - I didn't know Jenna had two left hands - no wonder she's so popular!
Blackleg- June 8, 2008 at 6:17 pm
That's weak. There's no reason photoshop an image should win a CAPTION contest, you know mostly 'cause it's not... words. Second shirt shoulda gone to Fenix.
BIG CHRIS- June 8, 2008 at 6:15 pm
How does a link to some Photoshopped flickr' photo win a caption contest?? Lame!!
Gong- June 8, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Thaaaat's not a caption.