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‘Never Surrender’ Caption Contest: The Finalists

After a furious ten-day session in which 453 captions were submitted, it’s time to bring this thing home. Below are the 11 best entries in our Never Surrender caption contest. Read them all below, then vote for your favorite in the poll on the right. The five captions with the most votes win their authors a DVD copy of Never Surrender, and the five runners-up win CagePotato "Hall of Fame" t-shirts. The last-place caption earns the bitter frustration of coming so close to success but falling just short. Voting ends tomorrow at 4 p.m. ET, and the winners will be announced shortly after. Thanks to everyone who entered, and good luck!

Steve: Hey guys, after the movie, let’s go to my bedroom, take our shoes off, lie down on my bed, take about 20 to 30 minutes, and…

Rodney: This was taken just before BJ returned to his trailer and failed to come back out for the second half of the movie.

Til: Ok you can have him this weekend, but remember — lots of food and no Red Bull.


Androiddrew: "See BJ, then your balls will rest right here."

El Famous Burrito: My Mom and I would like to have a talk with you about the lack of donuts in my trailer.

altered: "I wonder what Dana would call us if he saw us like this?"

Jonesy: BJ: No! Hector, that is not I meant when I said Rampage had a good chin.

smashfacekillah: All right the price is $60 an hour and you have to wear a condom.

Kevin F.:
BJ- "haha, so Hector you gotta get me as a part in your next movie ok? Cause I’m short but can kick ass right right? haha."
Hector – "…….. So Rampage, I also met your family. Nice people…nice people."

swetard: BJ and Hector, about to find out the hard way that there is no chin under Rampage’s beard, only another fist…

newotnek: Photo taken just seconds after someone proposed to take an awkward photo and send it to the guys at cagepotato.com to use in a caption contest where a bunch of retards will try to enter dialogue into a caption contest all saying the same thing about greasing and BJ’s.


(This picture has nothing to do with the caption contest, but it amuses me. How exactly does somebody sneak up on you in a cage fight? Guess we’ll have to watch the movie to find out…)

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G.reasyS.onofaP.up- April 27, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Those are THE dumbest captions ever. Not a single one was even remotely funny. Of course I shouldn't be surprised, it is Cagepotato after all.
smashfacekillah- April 27, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Yeah go me!!!
Dmonicideals- April 27, 2009 at 4:12 pm
i vote rodney.
SCM- April 27, 2009 at 1:59 pm
This movie is horrible guys. They dubbed GSP's voice and the movie just sucks. What a shitty movie.
nippletwist- April 27, 2009 at 12:31 pm
til wins, not a very strong class again this time
Beatingu- April 27, 2009 at 12:27 pm
So i watched this piece of shit last night. You can download it free on www.warez-bb.org...anyway, it ranks up there with the top 5 worst movies i have ever in my life seen. Yes you see some of our MMA favorites...but i mean the movie is basically ruined when you realize BJ's mom isn't making an appearance.
smashfacekillah- April 27, 2009 at 11:53 am
Yeah fuck yeah, this is my first time as a finalist. You fuckin rule cage potato. I dont give a shit if I win nothing just the fact that people are pickin up what Im throwin down, I'm stoked about that shit. A t-shirt would be nice though. Rock on.
WHAT!- April 27, 2009 at 11:42 am
Are you kidding me! Ripoff, crappy jokes made the top 10! lame.....
Rodney- April 27, 2009 at 11:22 am
Is it wrong that voted for someone else because I want the tshirt? lol
Bruce Buffer- April 27, 2009 at 11:15 am
If they played this movie on a plane, people would still walk out...
Anonymous- April 27, 2009 at 11:02 am
movie was so bad, main character played by a fag burrito
mma fighters fight scenes sucked, I could go on.
Til- April 27, 2009 at 11:00 am
nice.
first content and yet a finalist.
a shirt would be nice.
btw if I win anything.
do you guys ship to germany ;)
comic book guy- April 27, 2009 at 10:47 am
worst movie ever
stidge- April 27, 2009 at 10:46 am
this movie is a steaming pile of shit, hats off to anyone who can sit through it. The movie is aptly named Never Surrender, you will never want to surrender an hour and 30 minutes to watch the horrible acting and fight choreography again with these mooks in it.
newotnek- April 27, 2009 at 10:29 am
Steve, rodney, el famous burrito... not necessarily in that order

I agree the t shirt would be a better first prize and give the movie to the 5 worst comments
Androiddrew- April 27, 2009 at 10:16 am
It's an honor just to be nominated. I with Steve, though. A shirt would be a much better reward.
Steve- April 27, 2009 at 9:32 am
Am I allowed to ask that nobody votes for me? I do not want this movie at all, but a tee shirt would be pretty cool.
Anonymous- April 27, 2009 at 9:23 am
Androiddrew's comment made me laugh so hard i had to catch my breath. Good Stuff.
CAPS LOCK HAL- April 27, 2009 at 9:16 am
HEY MCCLANIAC FUCK YOU! CP IS AWESOME. ALWAYS HAS BEEN. IF YOU DONT LIKE CP THAN YOUR A FAG AND DESERVE TO DIE. I LOVE ME SOME CP. JUST LOVE IT. CP IS GREAT. DONT TALK BAD ABOUT CP. BECAUSE IT IS FANATSTIC. I LOVE GETTING MY FREAK ON TO CP.
McClaniac- April 27, 2009 at 8:58 am
wow, a re-used chuck norris joke made the runners up list?? seriously cp? ur credibility is slipping in these caption contests
jfannxx- April 27, 2009 at 8:40 am
is that the dad from unhappily ever after
Rodney- April 27, 2009 at 8:36 am
Holy sheet balls! I am a finalist for the first time! Thanks CP! Thanks for any votes on mine! I think I might want the tshirt more than the movie! HAH!
salmon15- April 27, 2009 at 8:07 am
Rodney! So true.....
Justin- April 27, 2009 at 7:52 am
I honestly thought mine was funnier than most of these.
KingAL- April 27, 2009 at 7:16 am
Yeah Swetard, your caption is bullshit. I can't believe you made it up there since it wasn't even funny when Chuck Norris was the subject of the joke. Steve, your comment sucks too. The best is easily Til.
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