
(‘Dairy is rape, you son of a bitch!’ Photo courtesy of Fight Magazine.)
You can file this under the category of ‘Things That Should Have Been Obvious Without Any Supporting Evidence,’ but the ratings numbers from Spike TV’s recent broadcasts of select preliminary fights from UFC pay-per-views prove that fight fans actually like seeing more fights for free. As MMA Payout points out, the UFC 109 prelims scored the highest rating yet, despite the lack of big names (sorry Justin Buchholz fans, but it’s true), with an average of 1.7 million viewers for the hour-long broadcast.
This is one of those ideas that, in retrospect, seems baffling for it to have taken this long to come to fruition. The UFC isn’t doing much with those undercard fights anyway – they can’t show all of them, and it’s not like a bunch of people are willing to pay extra online to see Guillard and Torres go three rounds – and, who knows, you might even convince a couple people who were flipping through the channels on a Saturday night to pony up and buy the pay-per-view. Or maybe they find themselves watching Joe Rogan do a thorough analysis of an attempt to clean up ice and they flip back to “Man vs. Wild” reruns. Either way, keep them coming and we’ll keep on watching. Unless Bear Grylls goes somewhere really crazy, like the moon. Come on, Man vs. Moon? Forget about it. There’s just no way we’re missing that.








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commentsI spent a month living on the moon, extracting sustenance from moon rocks and moon dust using nothing but the pubic hair on my naked body. Unfortunately, none of my camera crew survived the ordeal, so I have no footage of it.
By friend, I mean the dude I snatched at gunpoint at the Miami Greyhound terminal last month. Don't worry, he has held up well given my proclivities.
Do that voo-doo, that you do, so well, dearest Jacques.
Anybody out there own a pig farm? Just asking.
Technically Man vs. Haiti should have Bear round up the local children and then steal"adopt" them by force after eating the man cooked over the tire fire.
And no worries, there is no such thing as too soon.
Worrying about that sort of stuff is lamer than Christopher Reeve's zombie legs.
Huzzah!
How about Man vs Haiti, where Bear Grylls kills an elderly gentleman with his machete and then cooks him over a smoldering tire? That would be more entertaining than him drinking the juice from elephant doo doo.
Right? Too soon? Sorry.
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