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Nick Diaz Broke Up With His Girlfriend, So Now He Wants to Fight Again


(Instagram: Letting the whole world see images of intimate moments that will later fill you with sadness and loathing since 2010.)

Last week, Nick Diaz posted a picture of himself with a woman he identified as his ex, and wrote “Never Post pictures of your girlfriend on Instagram Especially if you love her. #xgf #x #ftw #hatelife #might #have #to #slap #the #winner #tomorrow #need #a #fight #danawhite.”

As best as we could guess, Nick was saying that he wasn’t in a good emotional place right now, probably because of a recent break-up, and he wanted to fight the winner of UFC 162‘s main event between Anderson Silva and Chris Weidman. Now, Diaz calling out the winner of a middleweight title fight despite his two-fight losing streak at welterweight makes about as much sense as him saying not to post pictures of a girlfriend on an Instagram post where he posts a picture of a girlfriend, but dammit we were intrigued.

At the UFC 162 post event scrum, Dana White confirmed that Diaz had contacted him directly, asking to come out of his self-described retirement and fight again. “[Nick] texted me that he broke up with his girlfriend and he wants to fight,” White told reporters.

Dang, having any sort of fame must seriously suck. Nick can’t get high, get his ass beat, break up with a girlfriend, or text his boss without the whole world seeing or being told about it.

We suppose doing a half-assed job of promoting his new, surprisingly good MMA promotion, and doing triathlons more often and casually than most people stretch isn’t keeping Nick happy these days. Every time he tries to get out, MMA keeps pulling him back in. But hey, you didn’t believe that retirement bullshit was real in the first place, did you?

Now that Diaz is back, who do you want to see him fight next, ‘Tater tots? Chris Weidman? Carlos Condit? Anderson Silva? Joe Riggs? Roy Jones Jr.?

- Elias Cepeda

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boober- July 8, 2013 at 9:37 pm
Enough with the high profile fights, put him in with Koscheck or something.
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Mr_Misanthropy- July 8, 2013 at 3:22 pm
Watching Nick fight Anderson would be like watching two penguins chest butting to establish dominance and the right to mate with choice females.
The12ozCurls- July 8, 2013 at 2:05 pm
She probably kept nagging him that he smokes too much weed, plays too much Call of Duty, needs to get a job and doesn't pay her enough attention. You know, like ALL of our ex-girlfriends did at one time or another.
crappiefloper- July 8, 2013 at 1:42 pm
Now Diaz could shoot himself in the face. That would be fine
Fried Taco- July 8, 2013 at 1:00 pm
Nick is giving a thumbs down to all the comments!
blaphtome- July 8, 2013 at 12:39 pm
LOL, at the thought of Diaz and Silva standing in the middle of the cage, hands down, talking shit and each telling the other to come on.
dranokills- July 8, 2013 at 12:39 pm
I want to see Nick Fight nate...fuck them Diaz idiots.
algiersheadkick504- July 8, 2013 at 12:19 pm
Imagine the buffoonery
algiersheadkick504- July 8, 2013 at 12:18 pm
Nick Diaz vs Anderson that would be awesome
El Guapo- July 8, 2013 at 11:49 am
THAT's Diaz' lady? I mean, don't get me wrong, she's cute. But she's definitely not gangster. I was expecting a "Sadgirl" from SacTown or "Giggles" from Gilroy. Not even a "Smiley" from Stockton? C'mon now Nick.
Fried Taco- July 8, 2013 at 11:19 am
So she's available now?
coolsnow7- July 8, 2013 at 11:05 am
Nah bro she just wasn't pampering him the fuck out
amsterdamheavy- July 8, 2013 at 11:03 am
Really, Elias wrote this? I was amazed not to see Danga's name at the end.
J.Jones- July 8, 2013 at 6:38 pm
....thanks?
Get Off Me- July 8, 2013 at 10:57 am
Bitch was selling Nick emotional wolf tickets.
dranokills- July 8, 2013 at 12:40 pm
damn it...you beat me to it.
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