Nick Diaz participated in yesterday’s Strikeforce conference call and thank God someone was savvy enough to ask him a question about weed and then get out of the way and let him go. There’s nothing quite like a good, completely insane Nick Diaz rant to really make you stop and realize that absolutely everybody, everywhere is on drugs, or else they’re an alcoholic. I didn’t even think about it until Nick said it.
Here are some other nuggets of wisdom to come out of Diaz’s mouth in this one answer to one question about how smoking weed is different than taking pain pills:
– The blood flow stimulated by coughing when you smoke weed might be the healthiest thing you do all day…if you are fat or have cancer.
– He’s not a fucking doctor or scientist.
– He has a lot of friends who do a lot of drugs.
– If you smoke cigarettes, Nick hopes you die of cancer. He really does.
We don’t get a chance to hear the follow-up question after this epic answer, but one assumes it was, “Nick, are you high right now?”
I really love that you can hear someone, hopefully on Diaz’s end of the phone, laughing hysterically during this answer. That’s the best thing you can do when Diaz goes off like this. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.