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20 years from now when Nick Diaz‘s MMA career is over and he is holed up in his mom’s house, video blogging about weed, his past glory and cold fission, don’t say you didn’t see it coming.

In this very Dan Quinn-esque video response to Jason Miller‘s recent remarks to Joe Rogan about him on the UFC analyst’s Ustream webcast, Diaz goes off on Mayhem for criticizing his ganster lifestyle and for accusing him for starting the Strikeforce brawl.

Here are the comments from Miller that pissed Nick off:

"Man, fuck Nick Diaz. Yeah, I said it. I feel like he was the driving factor in that whole thing. He was the first guy to throw a punch. He started the whole thing. It’s almost not his fault because he’s retarded. At the same time, he embodies this cultural shift that really started with Dr. Dre selling us NWA and selling us this culture of ‘gangster is cool.’ Gangster is cool in a way, to watch a movie, but being gangster is just being a little kid. And starting a big brawl, because, what, I talked some shit to your homie? That is just ghetto and that thing just embodies what’s wrong with America right now,"Miller explained. "I came out and apologized when all that stuff went down. I was wrong. I stepped in the cage. No one stopped me, so I figured ‘They won’t mind. It’ll be cool. It’ll be a great way to hype the whole thing.’ I got in there and they jump on me. That’s not the correct response. You don’t act like a damn savage."

Mayhem went on to expound on why it is he thinks Diaz doesn’t like him.

"The problem was, Nick, after one fight —  I did fuck him up pretty good because after one of his fights, I did the post fight interview, like ‘I’m Jason ‘Mayhem’ Miller with Nick Diaz’," he explained pointing the microphone at Rogan to simulate what he did to Diaz in the ring that night. "That’s usually what I do. There was no set-up. It was just a joke, but he didn’t get the joke, though. That’s the problem. I was just fucking with him. He’s just angry with himself that he takes it out on everyone else."

This is a portion of the video of Diaz babbling the interview Nick is referring to:

(Video courtesy YouTube/Proelite)

Here are few highlights from Diaz’s side of things:

Diaz’s somewhat skewed take on the Strikeforce brawl:

"I was thinking about your fucking little interview I watched this morning before I left my house and I just want to tell you, ‘Fuck you, alright? Double, fuck you.’ Just so you know, we’re sorry you got your ass kicked by my boy. I didn’t jump you. I didn’t throw the first punch, anyways," Diaz said. "Why don’t you watch the tape? You came running like a bat out of hell or some shit and the banner came down and you charged my whole team so you got your ass whipped. That’s what you get, you stupid motherfucker. I wouldn’t charge your stupid shit fuckin’ six guys, you dumb motherfucker tryin’ to market yourself and put on a whole show. You’re provin’ my whole point."

What point is that exactly?

Nick’s "explanation" of why he doesn’t like Miller:

"That’s what I said from the beginning. We were talking about chocolate while you were trying to make fun of me, talkin’ about how I didn’t get your joke, but I was talkin’ about somethin’ that you weren’t even tryin’ to understand in the first place. Apparently nobody was. Good job. The way I see it, this is bringing it all out to the surface and prove my point. It’s going to prove a whole other point, too and that’s that who said fighting never proved anything. It’s for damn sure proving my point that you just run around and you market yourself, you paint your hair — you got that shit stripe running down your forehead, right down the middle of your hair," Diaz exlained…sort of. "What the fuck is that? You just have that shit — you have a character — and you have to walk around and be that asshole everyday? That’s too bad for you, man. ‘I don’t know why he’d want to live his life like that…this and that, whoopty whoop’  talk shit about me. Look at you, motherfucker; you got gold teeth and funny hair. What the fuck is that? I don’t know why you want to live your life like that, man."

Diaz’s rebuttal to being called "gangster" by Mayhem:

"Whatever, dude. I’m trying to bring back gangster, why? Just because you don’t got no friends. Where the fuck were your friends at, motherfucker? My friend just fought 25 minutes and I’ll be damned if I’m not gonna help his ass out. On top of that you tried to attack everybody," Nick said. "I don’t know who is in there tryin’ to have whose back, tryin’ to take my head off, so if there’s a fight goin onn, I’m gonna be fighting. So you’re gonna go ahead and be mad at me and blame me for jumpin’ you because you got jumped and got your ass whipped and you’re bitter about how you got your ass handed to you? Like, dude, look, your little marketing scheme screws up and now you wanna talk shit about me? I’m all outta favors, man." 

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2DaDeath- July 27, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Ooooh. Upstate NY. Wuh oh. Watch out now. You's a gangsta for realz now, son!
KarmaAteMyCat- July 27, 2010 at 1:59 pm
LOL, i'm from Rochester NY not that I need to prove anything to you but you should look that shit up I just moved to Wisconsin. You gotta keep it going don't you? You don't know me thats funny part about this.
2DaDeath- July 27, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Regardless, you still don't know shit about thugs, yet you wish you were one. Wisconsin's been too easy to you for you to turn out so delusional.
KarmaAteMyCat- July 27, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Even if I get Knocked the fuck out I'll post that shit. I promise. I'm only an amateur Like I've stated Multiple times in past threads I don't care about the outcome other then I would bet money dude will never forget the fight with me. Regardless of how you feel its facts. After all it's not like amateur's get paid we do it for the sake of doing it and entertainment. You'll get a video.
2DaDeath- July 27, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Even if you lose? This isn't Jake Pudenz, is it?

My keyboard is waiting.
KarmaAteMyCat- July 27, 2010 at 9:20 am
As I said Sports Fan I'll be sending Ben the Video, the fights in Wisconsin Sept 18th, my name You'll find out when I post the video friend. Also you made it personal first if that's so difficult for you to grasp then I guess you should put away the keyboard.
Seoul Brother- July 27, 2010 at 5:12 am
In the words of Thurgood Jenkins, "Man, you done smoked yourself retarded."
Under Banga- July 27, 2010 at 3:03 am
Death to Miller.
Bing Bang Bong.
Dick_Gozenya- July 27, 2010 at 1:54 am
!Hijo le chinga!

?Quieres que te pongo unas putasos, pendejo?!
2DaDeath- July 27, 2010 at 12:08 am
First off, no matter how thug you act in your TapouT T and lifted pick-up truck, acting thug isn't the same as being thug. You can't grow up in the suburbs and think you know anything about the street. Ever heard that song pretty fly for a white guy? Do you have a 31 tattooed somewhere?

Second, only one of us is getting personal. OK. You're a fighter. Whatever. Not impressed, but cuz it would make this extra fun if you're lying: where's this fight? What's your name?

Third, you're a fighter? What fucking difference does that make? You're still wrapped up in an argument with some random person on the internet you fucking keyboard warrior!
KarmaAteMyCat- July 26, 2010 at 11:52 pm
Talk talk talk. Blah blah blah. You call me a keyboard warrior and yet you go off at the fingers like a pro. Why don't you go play some more world of warcraft refill that glass of mountain dew and comb that neck beard because you just don't matter. Whats wrong the Diaz hate train didn't work so you wanna make this personal? It's alright, that whole 831 son comment was fairly witty even I bet he'd put up a better fight then you with his wailing retard slaps then you in any situation kiddo.
2DaDeath- July 26, 2010 at 11:50 pm
"Assumptions are for douchebags".


Yeah, you got a fight coming up? Who're you fighting? 831 son, lol!? Just shut up and get back to typing you fucking keyboard warrior.
2DaDeath- July 26, 2010 at 11:40 pm
"Eat dick hater"

Nothings worse than a thug like Diaz, except a wanna-be thug keyboard warrior. You're a bitch, dude. Go mean mug your mother.

Also, Shields lucked out with the timer in 2nd round (i think it was the 2nd, anyways). And all Shields did was hump Mayhem's legs. What fight were you watching?
KarmaAteMyCat- July 26, 2010 at 11:38 pm
Assumptions are for douchebags. I'm not a keyboard warrior I have a fight in September if you wanna come see it moron. I have nothing to hide. Douchebag I'll be sending the video to ben after to don't worry kid. Flattery gets you everywhere with me. Just because Suburbia was kind to you doesn't mean we all hugged out mother nipples till the age of six. Dumbshit.
2DaDeath- July 26, 2010 at 11:28 pm
I don't know why anyone is hating on Mayhem.

He was just being honest with Diaz's long rant and i'm pretty sure Mayhem only asked a "yes" or "no" question. Then this psycho goes off about...?

Some guys are bitches about handling confrontations, like Ariel Helwani interviewing Spencer Pratt. Ariel waited only until AFTER Pratt hung up, to joke on him. Bitch move.

Yeah, Mayhem was being "unprofessional" in that video, but you gotta respect his honesty. Diaz is a braindead thug who trains for fights because he's too stupid to avoid them. He's that angry guy that can't get a better job other than working the fry-a-lator at McDonald's. Well that guy's a dick. Nobody like him.

KarmaAteMyCat- July 26, 2010 at 11:25 pm
Whats wrong with being that angry guy who cant get a different job? Diaz is good at fighting, he's a fucking beast. You are also wrong I'm not on a wagon Junior I'm on a freight train marked Diaz. Miller beat Diaz? Ha. The fight with Shields was so fucking one sided are you kidding me? Mayhem should stick with bully beat down theres no hype here Diaz is a straight up fighter, BLAH BLAH THUG ENTER GHETTO HATRED LINE HERE. Get over it because as soon as Diaz stomps everyones favorite bully entrapment artist it's only a matter of time until you'll be in here jumping on some staff infection excuse or some bullshit about how he just wasn't training well blah blah blah eat dick hater.
dranokills- July 26, 2010 at 6:09 pm
to bad the video doesn't work anymore, I bet that woulda been yeah......fuckers!
Dick_Gozenya- July 26, 2010 at 5:53 pm
What's wrong with being high all the time? 209 FTW! Grab yer socks!
fourTwenty- July 26, 2010 at 5:06 pm
Fuck you h8trs. Diaz ftw.

I'm so high, I don't even know what's going on right now.
KarmaAteMyCat- July 26, 2010 at 4:35 pm
I wanna see Diaz beat Miller into the group He's a better fighter then him. It would be amazing to see because there would be so much shit talk going on in that cage. Could you imagine diaz getting him in a triangle and taunting him just to funny to me. Fuck mayhem and fuck bully beatdown. Clowns arent fighters they make kids cry and drive around in tiny cars, take that shit back to the circus miller.
ccman- July 26, 2010 at 4:04 pm
The real question is if head trauma can make smart fighters dumb and impossible to understand, can it make diaz level retards smart and inteligible?
sp00ki kabuki- July 26, 2010 at 3:48 pm
he is so honest and doesnt care what ppl think. he even says he just herd the interview.. and here's what he thinks about it.

the only way the fight will happen is if they fight at catch weight, because miller cant make it to 170 and nick eats too healthy to get up to 185.
fatbellyfrank- July 26, 2010 at 3:25 pm
The Diaz boys, I find their attitude refreshing in its honesty, trifle fucked up yeah, but what you see is what you get.
Miller v Diaz gotta happen
ghostboner- July 26, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Shitbag, you forgot the no's. Don't start no shit, won't be no shit. I know that cause I'm gangsta.

I hope this fight happens. I'll take Miller.
Nealio- July 26, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Someone should have flushed the Diaz turds before they learned how to speak like retards and stain society