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Nick Diaz = Not a Bitch

(Props: Fightlinker)

Why do I get the sense that this video will eventually be played at Nick Diaz’s funeral or his trial, either of which seems likely to happen in the next six months to a year?  I don’t know, but perhaps no other single video on the internet is so effective at demonstrating that Nick Diaz is a) totally awesome, and b) totally insane.  

Look out, Scott Smith.  Don’t let Nick find out you’re painting your toenails or dyeing your hair.  He will go off.  

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sp00ki kabuki- June 23, 2009 at 2:01 am
nick diaz. i got him #4 pfp on earth. tell me y not? can only think of 4 that could beat him on paper
G.reasyS.onofaP.up- June 1, 2009 at 1:37 am
He wonders why he doesn't get any publicity? Seriously? I know he's got to be dumber than shit but he knows damn well it's because he acts like a FUCKING DICKHEAD everytime he's near a camera. Try not acting like a complete douchebag from now on, DUH???
Smeewa- May 31, 2009 at 11:37 pm
also mary jane does not enhance mma performance
Smeewa- May 31, 2009 at 11:35 pm
more gogoplatas please!
intercept440- May 31, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Nick diaz is a good fighter, he's got skills in all the area's that matter, the problem with him is he's crazier than bat shyt, seroiusly the guy is fucked up, although i dont think fucked up by his own doing, i think he is so scrambled because of some of the losses he has taken that he really didnt lose...
And that he is wondering WTF happened all the time 24/7 in his own head, trying to figure those things not a psychologist, but looking at him and listening to him, i can only think that is the reason...second choice is he's just fucking loony ...pick one

he would be in chino doing a nickel, if he didnt have weed to mellow him out.

Canadian Chronic- May 31, 2009 at 6:13 pm
true warrior, love watchin him fight

Fuckyerfrat- May 31, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Still the most underrated fighter in all of mma.
BallPtPenTheif- May 31, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I agree that takedowns are overrated. You better land in a dominate position, exploit the takedown by attacking or advancing position... or damage them on the slam for that shit to count.
halfbreed23- May 31, 2009 at 10:52 am
I was gonna watch this but I'm gonna go smoke a blunt first! Woohoo Diaz bros!
JiMMA- May 31, 2009 at 8:08 am
If you watch more than 2 mins of that you are officially a doushebag, sorry.

I like watching them fight, but hate hearing them talk!

The two biggest doushebags in the sport, imho.
karate is back- May 31, 2009 at 3:06 am
you've gotta respect a guy like diaz. he's just a fighter, he doesn't give a fuck, he just envelops himself entirely in being a figher. he's got a point when it comes to fighters trying to peacock themselves and make themselves stand out as individuals with painted nails and colorful hair. and i've always felt like takedowns have too much influence on who wins the rounds.
Miles- May 31, 2009 at 3:06 am
One of my favorite fighters. He will stand with anyone, always makes it personal, and has the skills to back it up - what is more entertaining than that?
Perma- May 31, 2009 at 2:11 am
common sense- May 30, 2009 at 8:32 pm
you guys are all homos....go nick diaz
UFC fan- May 30, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Dante Says:
Sat, 05/30/2009 - 17:08

If you think Florian will beat Penn, you should off yourself."

And if you don't think he can you are HAL's salad-tossing best friend.
angry little feet- May 30, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Yep. I loves me some Nick Diaz.
NipGrip- May 30, 2009 at 7:35 pm
I want to get high with Nick Diaz.

And if anyone makes that into a shirt, I want royalties, motherfuckers.
Kimbos Bread- May 30, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Nick Diaz = Caveman from the Geico commercials
poopiestick- May 30, 2009 at 6:30 pm
I love Nick Diaz. Sometimes I don't understand everything he does, but he has amazing skills and the heart of a lion. He's really amazing to watch, and I think for all his meanmugging and antics, he's probably a pretty okay dude. Just don't get on his bad side.
831 Son- May 30, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Under Banga- May 30, 2009 at 6:07 pm
@ Casa de los pan I love Nick, talks the talk .Makes the world of mma so much more interesting. Personaly I think that too many fighters are bitches who suck up to promotions.
Man up .Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.As Renzo said I will die shitting in my pants ,but I will know exactly who I was .Greetings from Australia .Holes
Casa de los pantelones- May 30, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Did I just warp to world 8 of Mario Bros. and leave earth altogether? The Diaz brothers are a couple of douchebags. OMG, they are horrible fighters; albeit lucky ones. And for the love of Pete...english mofo's, do speak it. Both of those freakin' tards. I can't believe some of you people actually like them, they are worthless.
Dante- May 30, 2009 at 5:08 pm
If you think Florian will beat Penn, you should off yourself.
willum- May 30, 2009 at 4:40 pm
After florian pummels BJ of coarse. god i hate bj
willum- May 30, 2009 at 4:39 pm
danas probly hesitant about that. but if he wants the best fighters in the world fighting in ufc, he should get NickDiaz in,

Diaz vs. Florian ?

fuckin awsome fight