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Nick Diaz Says Bike Riding in the 209 Ain’t for Bitches

(Video courtesy YouTube/Drinkthewine)

I was pretty disappointed yesterday when this video was pulled down before I could post it as a companion to Nick Diaz‘s rant about Jason "Mayhem" Miller, but thankfully someone had the presence of mind to save a copy to their computer and re-upload it or we wouldn’t have this little gem to watch today.

In  the clip shot by Diaz while on a toke break during a biking excursion with his buddies and brother Nate, Nick recalls a story from a few years ago when he got into a fight with two burly brothers who took issue with him blocking traffic with his bike.


Hearing Nick talk about brawling in his bike shoes "in a residential area with two big-ass Fedors" who stabbed him  in the leg with a pen and ran around in circles throughout the fight is likely the most fantastic thing you’ll hear all day, or perhaps even all week.

We need to get Nick on one of our Bumrush Radio roundtable discussion panels. Even if the episode was three hours long and all he did was talk about needlepoint, Nick is so polarizing, everyone would listen to the whole thing.

Double rainbow ain’t got nothin’ on Stockton, son.


Comments

  1. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 09:16


    first.
  2. BrutusBox Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 09:18


    i hope they make the miller diaz fight, i think miller can beat him
  3. cecils_pupils Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 09:18


    Nick on bumrush radio would be ridiculously cool - make it happen!
  4. howardsternspenis Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 09:20


    "yeah like on the grass and shit, right...." what a total fucking moron..right...i mean, how stupid can you be, right, he got stabbed in the leg by a ball point pen because he was fucking up his brother, right. right. man, i love morons..too bad all those morons can whip my ass...ill stick to accosting drunk cubs fans, and just make fun of mma fighters on the web....right...
  5. Videodrome_NOW Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 09:20


    Is the double rainbow guy laughing or cryin? Wtf was that?
  6. howardsternspenis Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 09:24


    that is a guy on some serious drugs, seeing a double rainbow...pretty standard drugged out hippie reaction to bright colors... on a lighter note, whats red and orange and looks good on hippies?? fire...
  7. a-rod Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 09:28


    The dude in red looks Urijah
  8. jfjjfjff Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 09:48


    wow, people really still post "first" thats fucking pathetic lol. this video seals up my hate for the diaz brothers nicely.
  9. chumpchange Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 09:52


    and then I was like, in bike shoes right? and then, I was like socking 'em and then ..right?
  10. winklepicker Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 10:17


    Nate needs to invest in some bibs. Regular bike shorts are for bitches, son.
  11. Rxforpain Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 10:22


    "Right?"
  12. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 10:26


    Yeah I still posted the word first, how pathetic of me god what was I thinking. Perhaps I was thinking first? Perhaps Because it happens every thread. Let's make a personal attack while making my useless opinions known blah blah blah.
  13. howardsternspenis Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 10:28


    3rd, 5th, and 12th....owned...
  14. Viva Hate Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 10:31


    We all know what is going on here, Diaz is a smart grower, he grows out in wooded areas so he needs to bike down to his crops, harvest and get high ya’ll.
  15. CheechFace Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 10:48


    Damn straight. Those hill sides aren't just good for Ernest and Julio G!!!
  16. El Guapo Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 10:52


    Imagine how much better Nick's cardio would be if he didn't burn trees? Crazy Forgive Karma, fellas, he hasn't had his fix yet. "Kush ain't got shit on vanilla lattes, homie!"
  17. howardsternspenis Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 10:59


    no way could either diaz grow high grade pot..right..actually on second thought if mike whitehead can do it, i guess those 2 retards probably could as well..right. fuckin bike shoes and shit right...
  18. BenTheMan Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 11:02


    its like even Nate goes ... "oh man ... its time to take the war stories down a notch or 20"
  19. NomadRip Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 11:16


    Notable highlights for me: Nick uses the term "infuriated" correctly. That's FIVE syllables, son. Nate made a complete sentence at the end and I could understand him. That was actually a funny story.
  20. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 11:17


    I wonder if some of the people who post on here have ever been in a situation that was worth telling a story about, something exciting? Something funny and dangerous? No? I dunno whatever.
  21. howardsternspenis Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 11:32


    i got a funny story...one time i thought i was gonna fart but some liquid turd came out.... right....bike shoes and grass and shit...
  22. justscrappin Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 11:35


    Has anybody figured out if Karmachowedmypussy is troll of the century or if he is really just that out of touch with reality?
  23. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 12:02


    Out of touch with reality? Seriously? Thats a cute assumption does mommy screen the websites you go on? Didn't you hear what happened to the last eleven year old who tried talking shit on the internet or did you miss that episode of Good Morning America was it play day with the neighbor kids? Troll, nah buddie not a troll just not gonna let you slide by spewing shit I've been posting on this site for well over a year and a half.. Before you needed a login to do so take that ridiculous shit back to the sherdog forums K thanks.
  24. justscrappin Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 12:04


    Do you have a macro on your computer for that answer? Just wonderin. You're like thisredengine jr, except less amusing.
  25. El Guapo Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 12:20


    Told you guys KarmaDrankMyLatte hasn't had his fix yet.. I got a good story. This chick at Starbucks used to give me free drinks so I gave her some cack. But then she started hand delivering drinks at my work, calling me at work and waiting for me when I got off of work. Moral of the story?? No more Starbucks for me. And I lived happily ever after. The End.
  26. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 12:23


    A Macro not so much. Just quick with my fingers I suppose! Latte's are good shit yo you should try some of that shit I bet you'd be less interested in the question "Is he a troll or Isn't he". Maybe I'm more in touch with reality then you? Who knows whatever you guys trololololol all you want I got shit to do. I do have a Notificatiom to tell me when someone comments on a thread I post on if that makes you feel any better.
  27. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 12:33


    who's a lying punk? Cybur police? Nah dude. People can talk all they want I'll have a treat for you all in september.
  28. justscrappin Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 12:47


    What promotion will you be fighting in? What state? What weightclass? Where do you train? Just wondering...I believe that you train...I actually even believe you are training to fight. It doesn't make your comments any less weird.
  29. howardsternspenis Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 12:54


    the promotion is called " Ed's Backyard Fightin " other "athletes" on the card are Tank Abbott, Joe San, and the guy that got his eye poked out by Kimbo.. training camp included such workouts as welfare beer can crushing, jack daniels enemas, and my favorite, oxycontin speed crushing.
  30. justscrappin Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 01:04


    I don't know Howard...he does love vanilla lattes...I don't know if he falls into the "redneck ultimate fighting fan" category. I think he is more of the "yuppie...office working, living vicariously through ultimate fighters" category. Some of the things he says actually make me uncomfortable insulting him....if ya (ahem) know what I mean.
  31. howardsternspenis Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 01:13


    i know what you mean scrappin, i picked on retards my entire high school career. kinda makes you feel bad after a while. actually, who am i kidding, no it doesnt..
  32. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 01:53


    Retards? Rednecks? What the fuck? This got a bit personal. Gosh guys all this attention and what not I feel a bit tingly inside I almost feel like I give fuck. I will be fighting at Bantum(135lbs if you didn't know) Hopefully, if not Lightweight(145lbs). I've trained in multiple gyms. Which one do you want to talk about? I mean Honestly I'll produce the Video in September I promise you It'll be a scrap. You wanna call up the school and be like, Yo is this kid real? does he exist is that it? I know a lot of people say shit to just toot there own horn on the internet. Me I personally don't care. I love the Potato Nation even Howardscock&balls and 831 son.
  33. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 01:58


    .....
  34. 2DaDeath Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 02:29


    What the fuck, Karma? A lot of people tooting their horn on the internet? You toot your troll horn loud enough for all the internet trolls.
  35. howardsternspenis Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 02:41


    you dont even know how to properly spell your own weight class.. did you know that Bantam comes from a type of chicken?? kind of ironic isnt it... im starting to think that this guy IS one of the Diaz tards...grass and bike shoes and shit...right
  36. El Guapo Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 02:59


    I believe ya, Karma. I'll check your fight out, too, as long as it's free ninety nine. Little friendly advice, tho, ixnay on the Starbucksnay. It's damn near all sugar.
  37. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 03:16


    troll thats funny. whatever brosauce. I don't really drink starbucks a lot I just went with the running joke. Bantam you got me I made a typo sorry I was typing on my phone there friend didn't mean to set off the grammar Nazi alarms. I eat pretty well so don't worry to much about my sugar intake on a side note I don't really care who believes me but its cool Guapo thanks for the love brother. You tell me I toot my troll horn loud enough for all the trolls on the internet? Thats funny considering how you started the little feud eh? All I did was make a comment about how miller has almost no chance against Diaz and you got a little bit to butt hurt but don't worry they have lotion for that kind of stuff pal. I have to go to Jujitsu though so you all keep it real Potato Nation and as always mad love.
  38. howardsternspenis Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 04:39


    who farted??
  39. fatbellyfrank Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 08:07


    Mountain bikin with the Diaz boys, looks like a pretty good day out to me
  40. fatbellyfrank Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 08:13


    @ Karma, how come everyone put you in their shit book? you've always posted worthwhile shit here, puzzled at how the worm turns round here sometimes. Will you be posting vid here or a link? Its always cool when one of the nation puts their head up above the pack ala Sexy rexy and OBI with their articles, now you with a real fight. train yer fucken ass off and fight well my friend, looking forward to seeing you notch up a win. And let me know if I can get a bet on, I'll put $10 on your worthless ass(j/k) just cause your a fellow Potatohead.
  41. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 08:44


    Thanks Frank. I don't mind any of whats being said honestly I don't care what people think. Nothing that gets said on this badass website affects my day to day you know?. I really do enjoy the love though man, I am training my ass off I just got out of Jujitsu and my fucking body hurts so its a good thing that I'm working my ass off, I am also down to about 138lbs so thats less cutting that needs to be done in the weeks coming. Preparation is everything when it comes to shit like this and I love taking the time to post on Cagepotato I don't honestly even visit any other websites anymore really to much nutt hugging and what not. You know me brother just keeping the people in check. I think I'm going to grab some ice brother take care and thanks again, I'll be posting the video here if Ben is up for it. I do after all Love the potato nation.
  42. fatbellyfrank Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 08:58


    Go grab a vanilla starbucks and chill bro, and dont forget I'm gonna have $10 ridin on yer ability to beat the shit out of some poor klutz Go the Potatoheads!
  43. Dick_Gozenya Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 10:28


    I could get along with that guy. Bikes, fights, and weed, what's not to like? The Diaz bros seem thuggish but I'll bet they're the sort of guys that wouldn't think twice to help out a friend in a sticky situation.
  44. fatbellyfrank Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 10:59


    ^ Yeah, what the fuck is not to like, bet there'd be some smoken hot beeyatches back down in the hood to rub you all better after yer bikeride/fight as well, where abouts is Stockton anyway? I wanna check out real estate prices
  45. ghostboner Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 11:22


    Well I still don't particularly like the Diazezs, but PeePee Insertionya made a good point, they prob would be fun bastards to hang out with. But KarmaKat, get real dude, Diaz loses to Mayhem 7 out of 10. Both pretty well rounded, solid striking, good jits, maybe a slight edge for Diaz on jits, but pretty even. When all other things are equal, size will be a factor. Gotta take Mayhem. Plus I like him more.
  46. ghostboner Says:

    Tue, 07/27/10 - 11:27


    @FBF - Aussieland>Stockton. Don't do it. Besides you gotta stay there, you are the anchor for our UFC DownUnder plan. It doesn't work without a local. Which reminds me, Goldstein, I hope you are thinking of a good fundraiser to facilitate this.
  47. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Wed, 07/28/10 - 10:28


    I really don't think the Diaz/Miller fight would be as even as you think. If you recall miller really did get run over in a very one sided match by Diaz's fellow team mate Jake Shields.
  48. ghostboner Says:

    Wed, 07/28/10 - 02:05


    Well he did lose a snoozer of a decision, but Shields, who is bigger than Diaz, had trouble taking and keeping Mayhem down, and Mayhem was roughly 1.5 seconds away from winning with the choke. Shields never came close to a finish. Also, with Nick's tough guy attitude, I doubt he would even try to take it to the ground. I still see a Mayhem victory 70% of the time.
  49. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Thu, 07/29/10 - 02:47


    How do you come to this 70% ratio?
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