Nipple Tweak Increases Record to 4-0

(Props to Ausgepicht)

You can’t do it without looking like the creepiest fucking pedophile on Earth. Yet somehow the Jackson camp‘s patented nipple-tweak warmup has become a guarantee of success in big-time fights. Just ask Georges St. Pierre, Rashad Evans, Keith Jardine, and now Leonard Garcia (above), who are all coming off recent triumphs. (Apparently, fellow Jackson fighter Donald Cerrone also tweaked before his win last night against Rob McCullough.) Here’s the list of fighters you may see doing it next. Michelle Watterson, if you’re reading this, do consider it.

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cell phone signal blockers- February 11, 2011 at 10:36 am

Odd this put up is totaly unrelated to what I used to be looking google for, however it was indexed at the first page. I suppose your doing something proper if Google likes you adequate to place you on the first web page of a non related search.

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Anonymous- February 1, 2009 at 11:48 pm

Soon they'll have fighters wearing pasties.

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whale-cat- January 13, 2009 at 6:08 am

holy shit I laughed so hard all the nipple tweaking, twisting and 1200 volt electric nipple clamps couldn't stop my forehead from splitting down the middle. the fact that you named which turtle really quakes the shit out of me too. that's how funny it is see? got me inventing metaphors now.

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whale-cat- January 13, 2009 at 6:01 am

oh and I was referring to bird-dog's comment

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MMALover- November 8, 2008 at 12:06 am

I heard it's a running gag between them...

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Poop- November 6, 2008 at 8:36 pm

Poop

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Maud- November 6, 2008 at 1:35 pm

Lmfao. No one does it better than Keith. But that was pretty close. I never knew GSP did it! hahaha.

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Hirosuito- November 6, 2008 at 8:27 am

the way this is going there are going to be taint fletcher sightings soon grasshopper!

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Leonard Garcia's nipples- November 6, 2008 at 3:48 am

This beats being nibbled on by Jardine, no matter how gentle he is.

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Andy- November 6, 2008 at 2:15 am

Wow, a Tait Fletcher sighting!!!

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ThatsRowdy- November 5, 2008 at 11:32 pm

@ Walrus "Anyone else think Garcia’s next fight should be Jeff Curran?"

Curran moved down to Bantamweight from featherweight, so unless Garcia wants to move down I don't think that match up would happen. Although it would be a cool fight for sure.

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Anonymous- November 5, 2008 at 10:03 pm

haven't you guys see the GIF of Rashad tweaking his nipples? Its called Turning up the RIDDUM!

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moop- November 5, 2008 at 10:01 pm

GSP did this before the second Hughes fight...this has been going on longer than just UFC 87.

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Jay Smith- November 5, 2008 at 9:48 pm

I've heard that it's a "chemical release" thing. When you're already pumped and full of adrenaline. It supposedly gives you a little more "umph".

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bird-dog- November 5, 2008 at 9:48 pm

garcia looks like a ninja turtle.... donatello

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Turdburglar- November 5, 2008 at 9:07 pm

Warrior tradition??? from where? what culture?

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JIMMA- November 5, 2008 at 8:47 pm

Nice Geriatric Peon, you beat me to the chase.

WAR MICHELLE WATTERSON

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Geriatric Peon- November 5, 2008 at 8:27 pm

CagePotato needs to post the vid of Michelle Watterson's next fight to see if she keeps the trend going.

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Unemployed Ninja- November 5, 2008 at 8:19 pm

I usually watch MMA events with the same group of people and we place small bets on every fight, usually just a dollar or two, sometimes more. Some fights it's hard to get any action because nobody wants to take the underdog and everybody was all about Jens. I announced that if Garcia does the nipple twist I would bet $5 with anybody willing to take Jens. I kind of gasped a little after he actually did the nipple twist and 8 friends were willing to put five down on little evil. I don't know what kind of voodoo they got going on in New Mexico but it won me an extra 40 bucks and extra nipple love from the girlfriend which was admittedly kind of awkward!!!

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IronFistOak- November 5, 2008 at 8:16 pm

Tweaking nipples scientifically delivers knockout power to your hands. I tweaked this girls nipples at the bar and she knocked me out, i was like, damn...shoulda thought that through and just grouped em a little.

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walrus- November 5, 2008 at 8:09 pm

oh shit, I thought you said "pull out their 'junk'". -- that'd be messed up

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Anonymous- November 5, 2008 at 8:09 pm

I need to see some female fighters from Jackson's camp fight on TV!

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TUF GUY is a BOY LOVER- November 5, 2008 at 8:08 pm

i tweak my foreskin before i jerk off

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walrus- November 5, 2008 at 8:01 pm

hahahah