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Non-MMA Knockout of the Day: Austin Street Fight Goes From Amusing to Depressing in Record Time [VIDEO]

(Props: FleeceJohnson69 via CP reader John S.)

The title of this little piece of absurdist art is “SXSW 2013 Fight : Drunk Bully Gets Knocked OUT!,” but honestly, the shaggy-haired gangsta in the camo shorts getting slept is the least interesting part of the video. There’s just so much to wonder about, before and after the climactic act.

For example, why does the drunk start demonstrating his bird-calls at the 0:09 mark? Why is the white dude’s reaction to getting jabbed in the face (0:25-0:28) the funniest thing I’ve seen all month? And seriously, what the hell is wrong with young people today? As soon as CamoShorts gets leveled by a wicked straight-right from the depths of Sucker Punch Hell, the reaction of half the crowd is to pull out their phones, lean over the guy’s body, and mutely, dumbly, shoot footage of a person who at that particular moment is doing absolutely nothing. What, did you think one of them was going to kneel down and perform CPR? These kids? In this America? It’s like a race to see who can most quickly upload a picture of the guy’s face to twitter with the message, “AT SOUTH BY, SHIT GETTING REAL, DUDE GOT KTFO’D INFRONTOFMELOL #PRAY4WEEZY”

And then the cops show up, and the drunk slowly regains his senses, and horses and paramedics arrive, and he’s led off, and the crowd disperses, and…fuck. I don’t know. I just want my country back.


  1. mma4ever Says:

    Mon, 03/18/13 - 12:34

    First comment in...whers the fucking video..why wont it play?
  2. bgoldstein Says:

    Mon, 03/18/13 - 12:36

    @mma4ever: It's an age-restricted video due to content, but it should be able to play while embedded...anybody else having trouble seeing it?
  3. mma4ever Says:

    Mon, 03/18/13 - 12:38

    Maby my phones fucked
  4. Antone Says:

    Mon, 03/18/13 - 12:41

    that mock tweet made me lmaooo... that's almost EXACTLY what i would've typed if i was there.
  5. MassNerder Says:

    Mon, 03/18/13 - 12:47

    2 things: a) That guy got what he deserved. b) I thought Amy Winehouse was dead.
  6. TellaTruth Says:

    Mon, 03/18/13 - 12:51

    i can't see it either. NEVER can from my phone.
  7. Caralho Says:

    Mon, 03/18/13 - 01:03

    To the crowd's credit though, the guy was being a complete dickhead, so seeing him get KO'ed didn't evoke sympathy. I hope there's some kind of follow up on this guy at some point, but I doubt he'll be picking fights with random people in the future.
  8. ReX13 Says:

    Mon, 03/18/13 - 01:07

  9. El Guapo Says:

    Mon, 03/18/13 - 01:10

    Sucker punch hall of fame, right there. First ballot, too.
  10. KungfuJaysus Says:

    Mon, 03/18/13 - 01:13

    Videos never play on my phone from here. Donno why, I just pretend I can see them.
  11. Mr_Misanthropy Says:

    Mon, 03/18/13 - 01:33

    Shitty day. Suckerpunched, dirtnapped, piss and vomit in the jeri curl, and your stupid ass is going to jail. All preserved for eternity courtesy of Youtube.
  12. MMA Mafia Says:

    Mon, 03/18/13 - 01:36

    They don't play for me either. But I've noticed they only "don't" play when viewing the mobile version on your cell. Try switching to the desktop version.
  13. monkyspunk Says:

    Mon, 03/18/13 - 02:46

    and your posting of this video is different how? You lament about society, but you're perpetuating this type of behavior by posting these types of videos. Hypocrite much?
  14. Viva Hate Says:

    Mon, 03/18/13 - 02:47

    Coming from the makers of Bum Fights.......Hipster Fights, all the same homeless smell with an inflated sense of self worth.
  15. RSparrow Says:

    Mon, 03/18/13 - 03:20

    I used to bartend at that bar. Shit like this would happen all the time, before that section of 6th street got all ghetto. Never fails, there's always some super left dipshit hippie blaming the cops for something. Ya, the cops can be dicks, but thank god they are there cause shit gets fucking nuts every weekend. Look closely, and you can see the dude in grey planning that shit the whole time. lol #Pray4weezyfasheezy
  16. KungfuJaysus Says:

    Mon, 03/18/13 - 03:36

    Sooooooo funny! I Fukn hate people acting like bullies. But I especially hate whistling bullies!
  17. eselockster Says:

    Mon, 03/18/13 - 09:51

    oooooooohhh that dude is so fuckin tough, thats why he punched the dude when he wasnt looking or had any idea that he was fightin him as well. wat a fuckin hero!
  18. NinjaVanish Says:

    Mon, 03/18/13 - 11:20

    If the person who wrote the script for Friday had only patented that line, he would be rivaling Bill Gates for personal net worth on internet fight videos alone.
  19. KungfuJaysus Says:

    Tue, 03/19/13 - 05:21

    Sometimes life sucker punches you when ur a douche bag.
  20. topdog Says:

    Tue, 03/19/13 - 08:47

    I agree that he's a douche but he could've squared him up and fought him. Now he lowered himself to being a douche with the sucker punch. Bullies and suckerpunchers are both douche bags imo.
  21. GistoftheFist Says:

    Tue, 03/19/13 - 09:24

    Got to disagree with topdog's comment. The camo-laden numbnuts hit two passive people and then got chinchecked and knocked the fuck out. Too bad his floofy afro didn't break his fall. And to whoever posted this article: wtf are you talking about? You want your country back? From what? Do you think this is just the god damn young people making your generation look bad or something? This has been happening all the time, it's nothing new. I've watched videos on Theync where unlucky sumbitches are getting stoned or crowd beaten to death in a third world country and anyone with a cameraphone does the same thing; leaning in to record the victim's death rattle. This guy's just lucky he only got punched once and not circlestomped into a red pulp.
  22. Enricho Palazzo Says:

    Tue, 03/19/13 - 09:43

    This is the most justified sucker punch I've ever witnessed. It was 100% avoidable and self-inflicted. I'm just disappointed that he didn't bust his skull open when he hit the ground. And he doesn't look smart enough to realize that as long as you don't walk around trying to provoke weaker people, your chances of being sucker-punched the fuck out drop drastically.
  23. fuji311 Says:

    Tue, 03/19/13 - 03:09

    Douchebag got what he deserved, and grey shirt gets +1 point for yelling "BOOM!" when he drops the KO blow.
  24. Cestus84 Says:

    Tue, 03/19/13 - 05:43

    Gotta be honest. No sucker punch is fair, period. IMHO, that's the most pussy shit a guy can do. Not saying Felipe Esparza in the camo shorts didn't deserve a knuckle sandwich, all I'm saying is that it should've come from one of the guys being punked. Nothing in a fight is more bitch-like than to blind side an unsuspecting opponent. Again, not justifying this bullying, just saying be a fucking man and go face to face with him before thinking you're hot shit after you knock him out when he's not looking. Might as well sneak up behind him crack him on the back of the head w/ a baseball bat. Same pussy move.
  25. KungfuJaysus Says:

    Wed, 03/20/13 - 04:30

    I like that people are all about a fair fight and such. But what grey shirt did was called an ambush. Speed, surprise and violence of action. Text book. If this was a pussy act then I guess I'm a major pussy for sniping unsuspecting douche bag insurgents instead of giving them a chance to shoot back at me first.
  26. GistoftheFist Says:

    Wed, 03/20/13 - 10:03

    Amen KunfuJaysus, you hit the nail on the head there. Since my hobby is collecting street fight videos on Youtube, it's very irritating to hear all these backseat drivers yelling about how "he's a pussy because the other guy wasn't ready" or when people watching a fight scream for the two fighters to stand back up after going to the ground 5 times because "it's a fight not a wrestling match!" The afro guy didn't want a fair fight, he just wanted to beat on meek submissive people to feel like a big man. Greyshirt did exactly what you should do, end the fight and not risk injury to yourself. What if the bully had been a huge heavyweight? Everyone would be much smaller and thus have a huge disadvantage in a "fair" fight.
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