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Not for the Faint of Heart: Aldo Destroys Barbosa, Girl vs. Guy Vale Tudo

Before he was damn-near-killing people in the WEC, #6-ranked featherweight Jose Aldo was doing it in small Brazilian shows. We just came across this video of Aldo’s fourth pro fight against Aritano Barbosa; watch as Aldo puts Barbosa’s lights out with a knee (see also: Aldo vs. Rolando Perez at WEC 39), jackhammer-punches him for a while, then ends the fight with some of the most brutal soccer kicks in MMA history. Hardcore, brah.

Below: Fightlinker dug up this video of a girl-on-guy vale tudo match, if you’re into that sort of thing. The fight starts off with the dude clearly taking it easy on the little lady — and wouldn’t you know, he winds up paying for it at the end. And therein lies the Catch 22 of fighting a woman: If you go 100% and smash her, you’re an asshole. If you half-ass it and get armbarred, you’re a pussy. And my God, look at the guy’s face at the 3:03 mark. I don’t even let my own girlfriend beat me like that.

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bottlesflying- March 15, 2013 at 1:44 pm
he took it easy on that cunt.
Snuffy- April 20, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Wow, that girl on guy video is almost as unbeliveble as Ben having a girlfriend.
drkliter- March 18, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Something like this happened to me while I was a wrestler in high school. I ended up with a win, but I let up one point and was made fun of. It's a cruel world.
Dex- March 18, 2009 at 10:17 am
See ladies, you don't have to get married to get hit in the face.

Bill C.- March 17, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Aldo is a beast.
Anonymous- March 17, 2009 at 2:25 pm
How old is that guy/girl fight vid? Nice find CP. Something wrong with seeing women (and in this case, as in many other cases, I use the term loosely) act like doods. Chick MMA will never be taken seriously (how could it) but will always be just a passing interest. A curiosity.
LukeTheDuke- March 17, 2009 at 12:33 pm
God Damn. What is that dude supposed to do? Beat the hell out of her? Apparently not..
That guy- March 17, 2009 at 11:53 am
I've been called asshole before but never the-guy-who-got-his-ass-beat-by-a-girl. I plan to keep it that way
Clyde- March 17, 2009 at 10:52 am
BTW, it can't be Guida. She was clearly tring to finish.
Clyde- March 17, 2009 at 10:51 am
Given that you have to grade to bluebelt, there most be someone worse at BJJ. Like Houston Alexander for example.

Anyway, this is why I take every opportunity to go at it full on with the lady. It's not because I need to make me feel better about myself. It's just that I want her to know that I respect her enough to not hold back. Not like when I'm beating the kids. They've got pretty suspect chins and a weak ground game.
Daddy- March 17, 2009 at 9:31 am
Wow... Travis Lutter got his ass kicked by a girl!
ItburnswhenIpee- March 17, 2009 at 9:14 am
I think he was just biding his time, hoping to get locked into a triangle choke/ carpet munch.
Dave- March 17, 2009 at 9:12 am
That vale tudo fight was either a work, or the dude was Denis Kang in an ugly Brazillian mask.
Wandering Wade- March 17, 2009 at 8:44 am
@ shitwhistle

Comment of the week for sure LOL
Joe- March 17, 2009 at 8:36 am
He should have just got her the damn beer when she asked for it.
Sebas- March 17, 2009 at 8:33 am
u call that a girl? shit i wouldnt even fuck her with Tito's dicks!
BuckWild- March 17, 2009 at 8:28 am
I think they must have had an agreement that the guy wouldn't use strikes . Also, he must have been fairly new, just as others suggest, she passed and mounted without resistance. I think it was all for show. If it were a real fight the guy would have came out on top just because he was so much stronger. If he would have punched her at all he would have KO'ed her fast. Plus he could have just picked her up and pressed slammed her Hawk and Animal Road Warriors style!
Anonymous- March 17, 2009 at 8:25 am
1. That chick was awesome
2. That guy had the worst BJJ I have ever seen. Not even blue belt level.
Goog- March 17, 2009 at 8:19 am
I imagine that's what a porn film starring Cyborg would be like.
Dmonicideals- March 17, 2009 at 8:04 am
I wouldn't want to meet that bitch in a dark alley.


That is only because I am afraid of the dark though.
fftankr- March 17, 2009 at 7:53 am
man, she passed his guard like her back was greased. if i was that dude, i'd cry for 2 months to the NSAC for a no contest...wait a minute.
DukeofNewYork A#1- March 17, 2009 at 7:45 am
"I like how she just comes outta the gate and goes for broke"


thats what she said


Only in rio hero's could something like man vs woman take place
Old, Bald and Irish- March 17, 2009 at 7:11 am
"That's clearly Clay Guida."

COMMENT OF THE WEEK!

Thanks, SW. That truly put a smile on my face.

That Aldo video is great. I love a good soccer kick, but he got THREE of them in!

Although that Girl vs Guy Vale Tudo vid is old, that was the best looking version of it that I ever saw. She's one tough lady. I like how she just comes outta the gate and goes for broke.
My Fight Wiffa Cheeto- March 17, 2009 at 7:07 am
I love these videos up on the site when that douche Reilly will be checking it regularly now.

These ought to put lead in his pencil. He'll read right past the words "Vale Tudo, Brazil," and just see the words, "Hardcore, Brutal Soccer kicks, and girl-on-guy."

The last one will upset him verily because we know most pompous, holier-than-thou politicians love guy-on-guy action.
lilpo0ts- March 17, 2009 at 7:01 am
he just tried to guillotine her to win, he didnt want to hit her...if he wanted to, when she was going for the triangle, after the second slam, he could have drilled her til she had emaculantly conceived...

im no ike turner but im definately not prince valiant, i think i would have just elbowed her til she looked more like a man, then i wouldnt feel bad k.o'ing her.
good job on the bar but..yeh..dont gloat when its obvious he took it easy on you.
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